Way OT: Help name a business

Submitted by IUandUofM on

My cousin is starting a small business and wanted a few witty  name ideas.  She will be doing home and office organizing as a service.  Any ideas?

Hoken's Heroes

June 5th, 2010 at 12:01 PM ^

Right to the point. But I do like WIFE above. And if she really wants to separate herself from the pack, she could offer "topless" organization help: "Beautiful young ladies who will get your home/office organized while doing it topless." She'll be a millionaire within 2 years.

Robbie Moore

June 5th, 2010 at 12:15 PM ^

For those who prefer stern organizational demands.  Take beautiful young blonde haired lady and put her in leather with a riding crop and a WW2 German officers hat. Caption: "You WILL get organized and you WILL like it!"  For the right customer it's a $300 an hour service.

My name ... is Tim

June 5th, 2010 at 12:15 PM ^

I can only do sports themes.

 

Possible logo of woman knocking "clutter" out of the park.

 

Also, I think that employing strippers is a top notch idea. My home is fairly clean but I'd definitely opt for a cleaning every now and then on the sly.

gum-bercules

June 5th, 2010 at 12:25 PM ^

My preference is to not go witty, or at least not cheap witty, and focus on something honest.  Anything cute will become endlessly lame years into the actual work ("Google", "eBay" and the alarmingly named "Yahoo!" fall into this category for me). My two favorite business names ever are "General Electric" and "International Business Machines".  Here is an Achewood link that sums up my feelings.  High-brow suggestion, at the risk of falling into the trap I've laid for myself: something like "Entropy Solutions".  Lower-brow: "Cleaning Your Mess".

Big_G

June 5th, 2010 at 4:15 PM ^

H.O. Organizing Solutions.  Seriously though will she be doing anything more than just organizing?  Could she be getting into things such actual decorating and design?  If so you could just go simple with something like Decorative Design Solutions or something along the lines at playing up an abilty more than just "organization".

jerseyblue

June 5th, 2010 at 5:43 PM ^

Just name it Taco Bell. You'll have a few days before you get the cease and desist order. Call the story in to the news outlets and bask in the free publicity. Always stay a step ahead. Just as you're about to be sued change the name to like IRS and let the cycle continue.

Sorry I'm usually good with names. At our company picnic I named the IT guys' volleyball team The Crashing Servers.

michman79

June 5th, 2010 at 7:17 PM ^

This sounds like a maid service trying to sound like a more meaningful occupation. 

 

Just call it like it is....Bertha's Home/Office Cleaning Solutions.  "More than just a maid service, we also organize?"

UserAbuser

July 19th, 2020 at 8:07 AM ^

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