October 8th, 2021 at 10:31 PM ^
https://mgoblog.com/content/preview-nebraska-2021#read-more
Fear/Paranoia Level: 5 (Baseline: 5; +1 for Still Wary Of Road Games Against Decent Teams, –1 for Keystone Kops Special Teams Vs Jaybaugh, +1 for Their Quarterback Is Not Miserably Incompetent, +1 for Very College Offense Against Very NFL Coordinator, –1 for Ends Gonna Eat, –1 for You Lost To Illinois?!??!)
Desperate need to win level: 9 (Baseline: 5; +1 for That One Time Scott Frost's Mom Said Something?, +1 for That One Time Scott Frost Said That His Team Won Because They Hit Harder, +1 for Honestly Scott Frost's Face Just Bothers Me, This Is A Me Problem That I'm Working On, +1 for Big Goals, +1 for Feels Good Man, –1 for Lucy Football Approaching No Just Don't)
Loss will cause me to… dude there's a hockey game tonight, football can't hurt me no mo'.
Win will cause me to… eagerly anticipate Frost claiming that Nebraska had superior windbreakers.
October 8th, 2021 at 10:37 PM ^
That is bizarre...how bizarre, how bizarre.
October 8th, 2021 at 10:50 PM ^
Ooooooh baby
October 8th, 2021 at 10:56 PM ^
Ooooooh baby
October 9th, 2021 at 3:25 AM ^
You're making me crazy... making me crazy!
October 9th, 2021 at 4:19 AM ^
Every time I look around (look around).
October 9th, 2021 at 6:29 AM ^
Its in my face
October 9th, 2021 at 7:08 AM ^
Sometimes it's like 'Glee' around here
October 9th, 2021 at 12:31 PM ^
What a terrible song.
October 8th, 2021 at 10:39 PM ^
MaizeBlueA2 and reference to a literal response to piss someone off made me realize for the very first time that “A2” with an added “d,” as in “A2d,” could be pronounced “etude,” as in the musical term, and would rhyme with “attitude.”
Sorry, what were we talking about . . . ?
October 8th, 2021 at 11:01 PM ^
wouldn't it be pronounced "a-squared-ed"?
October 8th, 2021 at 11:28 PM ^
Could be but who’s Ed?
October 8th, 2021 at 11:35 PM ^
An etude? Nah. Give me a good nocturne anytime. You know, Frederic Fucking Chopin.
October 9th, 2021 at 5:45 AM ^
How could I forget Frederick Fucking Chopin?
After all, he must be the guy who started the whole “Keep Choppin’” controversy.
October 9th, 2021 at 7:58 AM ^
Sometimes it's like 'Glee' around here
October 9th, 2021 at 12:10 AM ^
This board is descending into some kind of psychosis, man… weird year.
October 9th, 2021 at 4:56 AM ^
Well, it won’t be from a lack of humility.
October 9th, 2021 at 12:31 PM ^
Save it. Make a thread of your own.
No? Then, STFU are realize it's a joke like the person it was intended for recognized.
October 9th, 2021 at 5:28 AM ^
Would you overtake ass in both scenarios
October 9th, 2021 at 6:54 AM ^
A win will cause me to be happy. A loss would leave me sad. It's important that I share this with the world. If I didn't, the world would be sad.
October 9th, 2021 at 7:44 AM ^
Not to nitpick, but if you want to piss him off with your answer, shouldn't you call him? I mean, sure, one of us may know his number, and if you submit your answer, we may very well get around to it in casual conversation. However, the best communication has always been direct communication - except at 3 AM, then you might need to pepper it with the odd platitude just so you aren't met with a torrent of profanity, assuming they even answer the phone.
October 9th, 2021 at 12:20 PM ^
I don't want to piss him off.
I respond and he just gets pissed off. Not my problem.
October 9th, 2021 at 8:56 AM ^
A win will make me think we should have won. A loss will make me change my cell carrier for the 5th time as I live in Ohio.
October 9th, 2021 at 10:14 AM ^
I do not know but
What I miss a lot more is
The Friday Haiku