his tweet says it all
Out for the season with a hand injury. Hope all uofm still support the maize & blue. http://pic.twitter.com/WFX8poQm
April Fools? Koger just told everyone that Roundtree was transferring, and it was an April Fools joke. I'm pretty sure this one is too
please consult your calendar.
I saw him playing basketball the other day...Good April Fools!
I believe it when i see it. When the season starts in 6 months, thats plenty of time to heal. And at a position like linebacker, you can put a cast on it and play. He won't get any INT's but he can still tackle and run...
also, if you watch the video from practice today. he was practicing with a cast on. Probabl yjust a joke...
we're at it, grass is "probably" green..
I think we were of heard about this already if it was true. Kenny got me good.
It's April 1st.
Lmao. I read the Koger tweet about Roundtree and logged in to start a new thread about it. Reading this thread and realizing that they're all April fools jokes.
Stefon Diggs is transferring from Maryland and is reportedly coming to Michigan!!!
God. This is literally my least favorite day of the year.
...and my brothers have called me the leftover joke my entire life. You, sir (probably), cannot hate this day more than I
well that's disturbing
About the only "hand injury" that would knock a LB out for the year would be an amputation and even then they'd probably play through it.
It's also rumored that Urlacher went to the doctor that year...
"Doctor, my ding-a-ling is orange."
"That can't be. I've never come across that condition."
Urlacher pulled down his pants, and sure enough, it was orange.
"Are you a chemist?" asked the doctor.
"Well, do you work around chemicals then?"
"Well, what do you do for a living."
"I play in the NFL. Which gives me a lot of free time. Which I usually occupy by watching porn and eating Cheetos."
What the hell does "hope all of uofm support the maize & blue" mean??
Don't feel bad. This is probably the first place they'll look to see if they got anyone. So just look at it as you boosting team morale. They need it after having Hopkins be the first player in history to have bad weight when spring practice starts.
I just heard that Denard is broken torn arrested
I heard it twice today
Yeah and Denard cut off his dreads...
That would be the end of the world as we know it.
I swear, SWEAR I am not lying. NOT an April Fool's joke.
I was just walking home less than an hour ago and Demens walked right in front of me to cross the street to Ricks. His hand was in a cast. Literally too weird. Didn't want to post anything before it got confirmation. I guess this is it.
EDIT: Guess it was an April Fool's Joke. Thank God.
Just watching the scrimmage video from March 31 and Demens definitely has a cast on his wrist. He's also definitely playing. I'm guessing it's an April Fools joke, but he has enough evidence (the cast) to scare people.
The cast can clearly be seen around the :21 or :22 second mark of this video:
As thought, Kenny has just confirmed on twitter this is an April Fools joke.... He is in fact in a cast but he will be out of it in a few weeks. I would coy and paste the tweet but my iPad won't let me.
Demens by all accounts is having his best spring yet. Bolden is also impressive and will play. Poole can fly and hit. He just needs to work on technique and fundamentals. LB will be a strong unit this year for sure.
So what you're really saying is our linebackers will suck to Bolivia this year. GREAT!
Denard tied his shoes today, lost his dilithium! Noooooooooo