October 17th, 2019 at 12:17 PM ^
Ninety seven team
Flexed their chests on Judgment Day
Time to end road woes
October 17th, 2019 at 12:30 PM ^
Just once could they please
Punch slightly above their weight
Not asking for much
October 17th, 2019 at 12:34 PM ^
Rise! The men in white.
Silence fills the autumn night.
The Valley -- somber.
October 17th, 2019 at 2:37 PM ^
Poetic AF
October 17th, 2019 at 12:47 PM ^
This is Michigan
You were Penn State, now you are
Ped Enabler U
October 17th, 2019 at 12:51 PM ^
Joe Pa enabled
Still, for your hero you cried
Sick fan cult you are
October 17th, 2019 at 12:59 PM ^
Rah for Varsity!
Hear, see, and say no evil,
But Joe Pa still knew.
October 17th, 2019 at 1:00 PM ^
Don't fumble the ball
Just don't fumble the damn ball
Hold onto the ball
October 17th, 2019 at 3:22 PM ^
Haiku perfection...
October 17th, 2019 at 1:22 PM ^
Go freaking Blue beat
the crap outta Pedo state
Make them a-holes cry
October 17th, 2019 at 1:24 PM ^
In 2005
A great memory was formed
Touchdown Manningham
October 17th, 2019 at 1:26 PM ^
Making a statement
Is easier said than done
Tough sledding whiteout
October 17th, 2019 at 1:29 PM ^
A whiteout sellout
Chains, tattoos, dreads and We Are
Win now or never
October 17th, 2019 at 1:33 PM ^
When I hear a "RAWRRRRR"
I do not think of lions
I think "Wildcat"
October 17th, 2019 at 1:36 PM ^
I'm fairly certain "wild" is one syllable.
October 17th, 2019 at 1:40 PM ^
"I think Northwestern"
Thanks.
October 17th, 2019 at 1:37 PM ^
The season pivot
Win and we taste valid hope
Loss brings much ennui
October 17th, 2019 at 1:51 PM ^
Lucky for Penn State
Alan Branch is not here
Who kills their QB?
October 17th, 2019 at 3:31 PM ^
That's not a haiku.
October 17th, 2019 at 3:57 PM ^
He was close!
"Alan Branch is not here. Sad!"
FIFY
October 17th, 2019 at 1:55 PM ^
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Our quarterback isn't very good,
Wait, that's not a haiku!
October 17th, 2019 at 2:00 PM ^
Fumbles? Grip case on
the ball. Haha! For real tho’.
PopSockets, maybe?
October 17th, 2019 at 2:17 PM ^
Fuck Pedo State and
Their delusional JoePa
Worshiping fanbase
October 17th, 2019 at 2:42 PM ^
Penn state, or Ped State?
I cannot tell which it is
Hide your wife and kids
October 17th, 2019 at 2:57 PM ^
win this one we must
To stay in the BIG Ten fight
Just win the white night!
October 17th, 2019 at 3:16 PM ^
Jo Pa wore diapers
But they were no match for the
White Castle dinner
October 17th, 2019 at 3:18 PM ^
OMG!
you win sir!
I won't laugh harder than this today!
October 17th, 2019 at 3:59 PM ^
I regret that I have only one "like" to give.
October 17th, 2019 at 4:11 PM ^
You have won this thread
I almost soiled myself
Just like Joe Pa did
October 17th, 2019 at 3:35 PM ^
Bad things happened here.
Hide your wife, hide your kids, too.
Burn it to the ground.
October 17th, 2019 at 3:47 PM ^
Moo Goo Gai Penn
Nittany Lion Barf
Wolverines Devour
...am I doing this right???
October 17th, 2019 at 4:40 PM ^
Yes, and dim sum
October 17th, 2019 at 4:45 PM ^
You're format is wrong
The beat is 5-7-5,
Try again Firstbase
October 17th, 2019 at 5:02 PM ^
You're [sic] format is wrong
So is the ethnicity.
Haiku is Japanese.
Moo Goo […] is Chinese.
October 17th, 2019 at 6:13 PM ^
Actually it’s an American dish at Chinese restaurants served by Koreans.
October 17th, 2019 at 9:03 PM ^
Well shit. Next you'll be telling me Taco Bell isn't Mexican food!!!
October 17th, 2019 at 4:01 PM ^
Eat some shit Penn State
You molester motherfucks
You know Joe Pa knew
October 17th, 2019 at 4:05 PM ^
When I read your Haiku I envision it coming from your avatar.
October 17th, 2019 at 5:03 PM ^
Won't you be my neighbor?
motherfucks
October 17th, 2019 at 4:03 PM ^
The chaotic night
Brings one heartbeat to the team
THE TEAM - Let’s Go Blue!
October 17th, 2019 at 4:20 PM ^
Harbaugh Underdog
Hot Seat Game Gattis Returns
Shea shines or fans whine
October 17th, 2019 at 4:23 PM ^
There, in the Whiteout
We hope that victory comes
Sobriety won't
OR
To Happy Valley
To make them quite unhappy
That is the hope, yes?
October 17th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
White out fans in seats
Whitey Tighties exposed
Reach down. Yank up Ass
October 17th, 2019 at 4:39 PM ^
Not feelin' this yo,
Penn State White Outs suck for us
Stats say we suck too
October 17th, 2019 at 4:48 PM ^
Hurl them to the ground!
TEAR OUT THEIR NITTANIES!
TOSS THEM AT THE CROWD!
October 17th, 2019 at 5:01 PM ^
I need a big win
Not getting any younger
Please, before I die
October 17th, 2019 at 5:28 PM ^
Thank God no Saquon
'M' 'D' doesn't let Cain raise
Shea manages win
October 17th, 2019 at 5:40 PM ^
Fanbase cries out for
Statues and the wins restored.
Who cries for victims?
October 17th, 2019 at 6:15 PM ^
Whiteout in the night...
Speed in space is now unleashed....
Hail to the Victors!
October 17th, 2019 at 8:53 PM ^
Win.
Just Win.
Please just Win.