Tacopants T-Shirt Caption Contest

Introducing the "Tacopants T-Shirt Caption Contest"* * It's not really a contest since there won't be a winner and it's nothing official but maybe it will help SixZero out. With those disclaimers aside, it's pretty clear that many people like the idea of a Tacopants t-shirt. I think it's become fairly obvious, however, that the t-shirt would need a really great caption to maximize its awesomeness. I've seen several in different places but without much feedback or interaction--thus I'm creating this topic to allow teamwork and cooperation to create the best caption possible for the shirt. Any suggestions are welcome, especially feedback or improvements on other people's suggestions. One last note: feel free to up-vote designs you like but don't down-vote designs you don't--I think the more suggestions there are, the more likely we are to create the perfect caption.