The second activity of Festivus: The feats of strength

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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
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The second activity of Festivus: The feats of strength

I planned on holding the feats of strength a bit later, but since my wife is forcing me to go to Frankenmuth, I'll post it now. (Apparently Bronner's is more important than my sitting on my couch with nothing better to do, than celebrate Festivus, and come up with humorous names for my new Bernese Mountain pup) 4 days off my ass!

 

 

Since the "internetz" have yet to prefect punching someone through a computer screen, the feats of strength will have to be proven through other means. So, I figured who ever posts a funnier image than I am about to post, then Festivus can truly end.

 

 

 

[EDIT: PGB -  "The Feats of Strength is the final tradition observed in the celebration of Festivus, celebrated immediately following the Festivus dinner. The head of the household selects one person at the Festivus celebration and challenges that person to a wrestling match.  Evidently, the person may decline if they have something else to do, as Kramer did in the episode. Tradition states that Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned in a wrestling match."]

 

 

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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:43 PM | Come at me bros. (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:44 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM | Those pictures always remind me of this one (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM | Oh yeah? (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM | He does not like Norman Rockwell. (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM | Club house leader (Score:2)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM | but (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:14 PM | Gah. (Score:2)
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You're absolutely right. I concede on that one. For some reason it just looked like a Rockwell to me.

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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM | Challenge accepted (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM | Come at me bro (Score:5 Normal)
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I just lifted the couch with my sleeping brother on it, dropped it, and followed it up with a Hoke-a-mania body slam.

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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:43 PM | I'd post a picture of Tressel (Score:1)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM | How bout this. (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM | I just chuckled loudly (Score:2)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 1:54 PM | I laughed loudly as well. (Score:1)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 3:39 PM | FEATS OF STRENGTH (Score:5 Normal)
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You guys are being WAY too nice. This is the FEATS OF STRENGTH, dammit!

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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM | That is the funniest gif I (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:57 PM | Yayyyyyy!   /clapping hands (Score:5 Normal)
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December 23rd, 2011 at 3:10 PM | Take 2 (Score:5 Normal)
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Hmm take 1 seems to be working now rendering this post completely useless and redundant.

 
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December 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM | now THIS is hilarious (Score:5 Normal)
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(edit: gif only plays once, couldn't find the one that loops)

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That is an awesome GIF.  It is looping for me.  I could be special though. 

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December 23rd, 2011 at 3:01 PM | Hey (Score:5 Normal)
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It's looping for me now too. Looks like you're not so special after all!

 

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