I planned on holding the feats of strength a bit later, but since my wife is forcing me to go to Frankenmuth, I'll post it now. (Apparently Bronner's is more important than my sitting on my couch with nothing better to do, than celebrate Festivus, and come up with humorous names for my new Bernese Mountain pup) 4 days off my ass!
Since the "internetz" have yet to prefect punching someone through a computer screen, the feats of strength will have to be proven through other means. So, I figured who ever posts a funnier image than I am about to post, then Festivus can truly end.
[EDIT: PGB - "The Feats of Strength is the final tradition observed in the celebration of Festivus, celebrated immediately following the Festivus dinner. The head of the household selects one person at the Festivus celebration and challenges that person to a wrestling match. Evidently, the person may decline if they have something else to do, as Kramer did in the episode. Tradition states that Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned in a wrestling match."]