MeanJoe07

May 20th, 2016 at 1:49 PM ^

I will shout it above the emerald tree forests and let my cries ring out to the silver waterfalls beyond the golden fields.  Many a ear shall bathe like babes in the warmth of my piercing screetches. Let those who run fall down upon the thorns as they seek refuge and cotton for their bleeding ears! 

rob f

May 21st, 2016 at 2:27 AM ^

ye of misguided faith:  read carefully the words of Mean Joe himself, as doth he giveth thee a true warning of his own terrible truth, a truth that is usually hidden behind his flowery prose and disguised by his cuddly, furry exterior which appearth so as to falsely soothe all who mistakenly gaze into his gentle yet hypnotizing evil eyes.

Did you not read Joe's own words:  "...then shall I begin my reign of terror"  ??

Need more information and evidence of the true dangers of this cunning, conniving creature of death? Read on, if not for the safety of your loved ones, then at least for your own selfish  sake and safety:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/cconnelly/10-terrifying-facts-about-the-austral…

Everyone Murders

May 20th, 2016 at 2:39 PM ^

My view is slightly different.  I'd say that "over the last few months Rutgers has elevated from my least cared about B1G program to my 3rd least cared about team in the B1G".

It's reasonable to expect that, under Ash's watchful eye, Rutgers will skyrocket to Purdue's "Hmmmmmhhh, that's right ... you are in the B1G - I remember now!" status by 2020.

 

Tater

May 20th, 2016 at 2:21 PM ^

In 1869, the year Rutgers "invented football," they played Princeton twice, winning the first game 6-4 and losing the second 8-0.  but they claim a "National Championship" in 1869.

They lost in total points or "goals" to the only other football team in the country, 12-6, playing a game where they made up the rules; how did that make them "National Champions?"

Term

May 20th, 2016 at 1:44 PM ^

Ash is a secret agent sent by urban Meyer to take Michigan's focus away from OSU because he's scared of what Harbaugh is building

lilpenny1316

May 20th, 2016 at 1:44 PM ^

Personally, I'd rather wait to respond by smashing them by 30 points.  Somehow Rutgers will spin this as a "win" because they got our attention.  Dammit, this is Lou Tepper and Illinois all over again.

Wolverine Devotee

May 20th, 2016 at 1:45 PM ^

They're OSU's puppet state. They follow them around like little dogs with their camps. Lord knows if Rutgers tried to host a camp of their own, there would be more tumbleweeds than kids.



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lilpenny1316

May 20th, 2016 at 1:56 PM ^

If they hold a camp, kids will show up for an opportunity to catch an eye and earn a free ride to college.  Unless it's an elite kid who is attending a higher profile camp at the same time, they would probably draw a decent crowd of prospects.

Never underestimate the opportunity of earning a full scholarship to play B1G football.

Jeff09

May 20th, 2016 at 1:48 PM ^

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That being said, Harbaugh is gonna bomb these fuckers back to the 19th century when we play them...

NittanyFan

May 20th, 2016 at 2:47 PM ^

bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different.

That was TS Eliot.  Not an argument in favor of plagerism, but recognition that good poets/artists (and a graphic designer is an artist) will build on what they have seen before, and if they're good, make it even better..

I don't think the Rutgers graphic designer really made it into something better.  But to the Michigan graphic designer: "this occurs in your profession.  It's more flattery than sinister."