A fellow intern and I were having a discussion on what you would rather. I'm sure most people in the MGoCommunity have had these at one time or another, and they are a good converation to have. So, I ask everyone, what would you rather?
All questions you must take as is. There are no special stipulations or scenarios.
Storm the beaches at Normandy, or Live in Jurassic Park?
Sweat orange or fart green?
Wax your mothers bikini line or shave your father's butt?
Take a hit going across the middle by Ed Reed with him wearing full pads, and you are wearing none, while stretched out for a highly thrown pass or get drilled in the head by Randy Johnson (in his prime) with no helmet? (Note: death will not occur in either scenario)
Boo your son at a school function in front of the entire audience for no reason or while you are out with your wife call her a fat slob with no explanation ever. (Note: you must call her a fat slob in all seriousness. It can't be in a joking or light-hearted manner)
You must give an exlanation for each of your choices. (not really but it would be funny)
Also, feel free to add more of your own to the thread.