OT: Tom Izzo is Sarah Bernhardt

Submitted by Sven_Da_M on

OK, yesterday I called Tom Izzo a "pussy" for his histrionics over his pursuit of the Cleveland Cavaliers HC opening.  Perhaps I was harsh, that full post is here:

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/should-i-stay-or-should-i-go-now-ode-izzo#comment-513699

UFR, as they say, I think Tearful Tom is more like Sarah Bernhardt, uber-emoting actress of the late 19th century and the early 20th century silent movie era.

Here is how Sarah looked, not a very close resemblance to Tom (except in profile):

But here is one description of Miss Bernhardt, and it fits Tom to a "T" (no, not a Tech):

Her amazing power of emotional acting, the extraordinary realism and pathos of her death-scenes, the magnetism of her personality, and the beauty of her "voix d'or," made the public tolerant of her occasional caprices.

Amazingly, the Sparty faithful are very tolerant, even noting the passing yesterday of Day 7:

http://www.theonlycolors.com/2010/6/12/1514760/izzo-watch-day-7-alls-quiet-on-the

(My favorite posts there on this topic are of the "hold me, will we be all right?" variety.  The prospect of thousands of MSU sophomores in a fetal position on dorm couches for nearly a week is just too rich.  The Breslin Center "vigil" Friday night with ritualistic candle-burning?  WTF!?!).

Which leads us to a simple question: 

What does a Spartan head coach have to do to get fired, anyway?

Clearly with each passing day we see the likelihood of Izzo leaving trending toward 0%.  I never thought he was serious about leaving in the first place.  The phrase "Attention Whore" springs to mind.  MSU AD Mark Hollis is now seen as the wimp that he is.  (We should never be more thankful that Mary Sue hired an AD with experience, integrity and guts.)

But we know that  Dan Gilbert will not let this go on much longer, since Izzo is just a bit player in his all-in pursuit to re-sign LeBron James.  Tom thinks this is all about him!  So Gilbert soon gives Izzo an ultimatum, and hires Byron Scott.  

Because of his allegiance to MSU and Izzo, Gilbert lets the Pride of Iron Mountain issue a press release a few hours earlier that just drips with Spartan Green wherein Tom proclaims his allegiance to East Lansing, college basketball, and the 2010-11 season.

This melodrama ends possibly today, likely tomorrow, Tuesday at the latest. 

And somewhere, Sarah Bernhardt is proud.

BigBlue02

June 13th, 2010 at 10:04 AM ^

So if this were a Michigan coach, you are saying that spartan faithful wouldn't be blabbering on about how horrible it is that he ia taking so long and how it is only hurting the team and how a coach with real character wouldn't string the school along on his power trip and how there are no family values in a guy who would sign a contract and then take a better job in the middle of it and how he must not care for his players if he makes one of them cry on TV.....I could go on if you'd like.

BigBlue02

June 13th, 2010 at 10:38 AM ^

Not once did I "hammer" SpartanDan. Although I didn't realize that we can "hammer" sparty and their fans on this site whenever we want....unless we are replying to a spartan. My point was simply that all coaches at one point question whether they should make the jump to a better situation. For Tom Izzo, he asks himself that question every year when an NBA franchise calls him and to think that going to Cleveland without knowing if Lebron will be there is the "best situation" for him, I think it is ridiculous. It seems Tom is in this drama every offseason, this year he is just taking his sweet time.

SpartanDan

June 13th, 2010 at 10:10 AM ^

... that he's interested in going to the NBA someday, but it has to be the right situation. Is Cleveland the right situation if LeBron is there? Maybe. Is it if he's not? Probably not.

The speculation does get old, but that's the price of having one of the great coaches.

Zone Left

June 13th, 2010 at 10:35 AM ^

Is it really hard to believe he might be having a tough time with the decision?  By all accounts, Izzo is a stand-up guy that has always wanted to coach in the NBA, but has a team to worry about in East Lansing.

It would be even more difficult to make the decision when Cleveland is either going to be a contender with LeBron or a stinking shithole without him.

dahblue

June 13th, 2010 at 12:07 PM ^

We all know he's a great coach/recruiter, but maybe Tom needs to read/hear about it a bit more.  Every day there seem to be more articles in the News/Freep about that time Izzo turned water into wine, freed the slaves and landed on the moon.  One of the fat slobbering fools on 97.1 the other day even said the following, "He needs to win just one more championship to be on the same level as John Wooden".  Another radio host recently said that Michigan shouldn't hope for Izzo to leave because no school wants to improve merely because their rival is down...although they forgot that's a big part of how Izzo rose to recruiting success.

We all love receiving compliments, but the only thing more annoying than the constant will-he-or-won't-he dance is the unified local media front proclaiming his glory and urging him to stay while Izzo keeps asking, "Are you sure I don't look fat in this dress".