OT: Talking Cars Tuesday - Your Best Blaspheme

Submitted by JeepinBen on June 11th, 2019 at 9:43 AM

Since FCA & Renault almost made an Italian/French/Detroit alliance happen I figured we should talk about the best fake mashups of vehicles.

Have you always wanted a Five-Oh in a Camaro? How about a Hellcat Supra? People have dropped 350 V8s in the back of 911s... how about a subaru flat 4?

Let's hear your automotive blasphemy for your dream hot rod

dmac24

June 11th, 2019 at 9:47 AM ^

Not well-versed enough to speak on those, but I am looking into getting a used BMW 3 series.  Can anyone speak to the quality of the engines on models 2013 and newer?

Bluetotheday

June 11th, 2019 at 1:20 PM ^

Shop dealerships to see if they have any 1-2 yr old demo cars. You may be able to get into 4 or 5 depending on inventory. Make sure your car is under warranty. BMW Is excellent in servicing your vehicle, which is one of the reason why I never had an issue with my engine. 

MGoBat

June 11th, 2019 at 9:50 AM ^

I wanted to buy a Cobra kit car and put a electric motor/battery pack in it. I have neither the time nor the money to do it though.

mGrowOld

June 11th, 2019 at 9:56 AM ^

Sorry but I believe it is morally and ethically wrong for Chevy owners to drop a Ford engine in their car or Mopar guys to put a Pontiac mill inside a Superbee.  

Every time I go to a car show and see fantastic cars with the wrong motors in them i see this

Image result for fake crossbred animals

AFWolverine

June 11th, 2019 at 11:41 AM ^

I've actually seen this done. I can't speak to the integrity of the framework but it didn't end well. They were racing at the drag strip and the torque ripped the mounts off. The engine continued to spin for 1 or 2 more rotations whilst slamming against the track. That ended the night for everyone because of the gouging in the asphalt. 

xtramelanin

June 11th, 2019 at 10:04 AM ^

for those of us who have ever driven a vega, i always thought something like this was an unholy match, kind of like a cow mating with a cat.  

Image result for four wheel drive vega

ST3

June 11th, 2019 at 3:34 PM ^

My mom had a green Chevy Vega, but it didn’t look like that. Growing up, I only heard my parents swear when they were undertaking two specific events. For dad, it was putting up the Christmas tree. For mom, it was trying to shift the Vega into reverse. Backing out of the driveway was always a lesson in colorful language.

drjaws

June 11th, 2019 at 10:26 AM ^

not really a mashup but I have always wanted to take a early-mid 1990 Lincoln town car and remove the puny 302 Windsor / 281 SOHC engine (1990 and 1991-1997, respectively) and put a big block 460 in there with a few mods.

That car weighed a ton and had a dinky engine (180-210 hp).  Just though it would be fun to put 500+ hp in there and see what happens.