OT - Share Your Favorite One-Liners
Mates,
Checking out of my regular food store today the lady there was having a hectic day dealing with some of the customers. Being a familiar face to her, as I walked by she said, 'I have a new hobby...Vodka!'. That got a smile out of me and it occurred that this board would probably have some dandy one-liners to share.
So, share some of the best one-liners you have ever heard, said, watched, etc. and remember to keep it semi-classy for our mgoblogging ladies.
That's what she said.
you can do better than that.
that's what she said
is everything.
thats what she said
thats what she said
Speak
Magnus is definitely not funny
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That's what she said.
:o(
It's good to be the king.
"Got em"
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"Got eeeem"
FTFY
go $*** in your hand
[lick hand]
[wipe hand on own shirt, then on girl's shirt]
let's get out of these wet clothes
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.
If you know someone who is being cranky, irratable, I like to use the following - in a restaurant p.a. voice....
"Bitter Table for 1, Bitter Table for 1"
Jeselnik.
I know a little German. He's standing right over there.
HEY! Are you talking about me again?
/jk
Funny you say that because literally every time I see your screen name I think of this scene from that same movie:
Looks funny, I will check it out, and upvote.
Admittedly Top Secret was a lot funnier in high school but I still get some good laughs out of it when I'm in the mood for slapstick.
I was putting him on the Montgomery Ward mailing list.
There's a lot of people here who have never seen the real East German Olympic teams back in the day. That movie clip isn't so far from the truth.
And seven other Japanese words.
Damn near killed 'em.
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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hunter s. thompson. right?
Well, Dr. Gonzo, spoken to Raoul Duke. Written by HST, but HST is Raoul Duke.
It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.
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Similar to....
"It is not the size of the wand, but the magic in it!"
It's not the size of the boat, or the motion in the ocean. As long as everyone gets off at the port.
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"Form a fucking wall" - SVG
"Win The Game"
--Mitch McGary
...I thought we had a really good week of practice.
You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.
Jeselnik.
OSU fan.
And then the proctologist said, "rectum? Damn near killed em!"
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I had one drink... after another... after another...
Or my personal favortie: me and my exgirlfriend had a difference of oppinions; i thought we should continue going out and she thought I should go fuck my self.
off the floor.
It's always happy hour somewhere.
"I was a weekend drinker. I'd start on Saturday and end on Friday."
-Bill Hicks
When they wake they know that's the best they are going to feel all day
'If I wanted your lip, I'd unzip my pants...'
'It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm'