OT - Share Your Favorite One-Liners

Submitted by xtramelanin on

Mates,

Checking out of my regular food store today the lady there was having a hectic day dealing with some of the customers.  Being a familiar face to her, as I walked by she said, 'I have a new hobby...Vodka!'.   That got a smile out of me and it occurred that this board would probably have some dandy one-liners to share. 

So, share some of the best one-liners you have ever heard, said, watched, etc. and remember to keep it semi-classy for our mgoblogging ladies. 

 

Frito Bandito

June 25th, 2015 at 8:43 PM ^

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.

Frito Bandito

June 25th, 2015 at 8:47 PM ^

You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.

jdon

June 25th, 2015 at 9:06 PM ^

I had one drink... after another... after another...

 

 

Or my personal favortie:  me and my exgirlfriend had a difference of oppinions; i thought we should continue going out and she thought I should go fuck my self.