OT: One-Armed Man Charged With Unarmed Robbery
I had to share this story. Pay attention to the guy's nickname:
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/springfield_police_charg…
Zing!!!!
Who the hell carries $354 in cash in their wallet? Guess I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
USC football players....
My dad always tells me to be sure to have a solid amount of cash on you. In NY it makes sense, because you'd be amazed at how many places don't accept card. It's annoying.
yeah that gets me every once and a while. I never carry cash because you can lose it and I hate change. It's usually the Chinese restaurants around A2 that don't accept card, but most places are coming around. The parking structures just within the past few years started accepting card, which is the best thing ever.
Another problem is that if I have cash on me, I usually end up spending it on crap. I'm always say to myself, "self, you can go get a nice candy bar and pop out of the vending machine because you have cash!". Then somehow $20 magically turns into $0.
Whats the candy bar of choice?
I have the same problem.
I'm a huge fan of 100 grand candy bars; but it's rare you find them in a vending machine:
In a normal situation I usually go for the standard Mily Way or Snickers.
That's what I call the "Rick's effect". No matter how much money I bring with me to Ricks, whether $8 or $80, I always wake up the next morning with $2 in my wallet both folded in the wrong directions.
Well you know, those souvenirs at the Basketball Hall of Fame can be pretty pricy.
asking for hand-outs.
He needed the cash for new clothes his hand-me down clothes were worn out.
The long arm of the law caught up to him.
Maybe in prison he can learn some skills to be come more of a handy man.
cooking elbow macaroni.
if he becomes the prison stoolie and fingers somebody.
But if he does get out, he'll probably go all armageddon on the officers that caught him red-handed.
from a knucklehead like that.
Is getting out of hand.
the digital age.
*Virtual high-five*
like he was losing his grip on reality.
That statement isn't exactly going out on a limb, yet it holds much truth.
there was a handsome reward for his arrest.
will be keeping my fingers crossed for this man. I hope he doesn't have to do a long stretch in jail. I hope his time is cut short. At some point I might reach out to him and let him know his story touched so many people
when he gets out, he won't be allowed to live in Palm Beach.
he can shoulder the burden of a prison sentence?
I think he can probably hand-le it.
I'm sure this isn't his first a-wrist.
Convicted felons can't join the Army.
very humerus.
..probably doesn't think these comments are very humerus.
Edit: you beat me to it!
Is getting all dis-jointed.
If he lived in Saudi Arabia, Lefty would need a new nickname...
how do you go about handcuffing a one-armed man?
Or his legs? Or you could do what some cops in Italy (?) did a few years back: cuff him to the car and make him walk along-side to the police stations.
I kept up for the first mile or so.
Then your heart gave out...poor little guy.
he's not cuffed outside when you go through the carpool tunnel.
Really large Chinese finger trap?
were stumped.
Sure they were but they were not going to let him off the hook.
And he will shoulder the responsibility.
My understanding is that he usually doesn't act alone. But on this day, his right-hand man was busy.
Someone get Richard Kimball on the phone!
You beat me to it!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
As soon as a read the title I was so ready to make a Richard Kimball joke.
Maybe he's the one who really killed OJ's wife!
Mental note: Don't comit a crime one block from police headquarters.