Sven_Da_M

May 20th, 2010 at 9:43 AM ^

... she was of course the hottest, but was BY FAR the smartest.

THAT'S what makes her attractive to me...

(and the hair, eyes, smile, etc.)...

OK, you win:

 

jimtresselissatan

May 20th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^

10.Fill in as Secretary of State whenever Hillary Clinton is on vacation

9.Visit the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City and steal as many towels as I can
8.I'm going to all 50 states rasslin' gators
7.Teach children there's nothing you can't achieve when you're smart, dedicated and really, really hot
6.Spend my prize money on Mountain Dew and Chalupas
5.Travel to Neptune for the Miss Universe Pageant
4.I will personally make every American a fried egg sandwich
3.Like every gal, I dream of meeting a hunky close-up magician
2.I honestly have no idea what I'm supposed to do
1.Nice things for the elderly -- which is why I'm here visiting Dave