OT: Meltdown, Horns Down Edition

RollBamaRoll posted a special Meltdown (TWIS) just for Texas, because of course they did. Their explanation: “There were a lot of meltdowns to be had this week. Take your pick: Texas, Wisconsin, Texas A&M, Notre Dame, Iowa, another Nebraska loss...just to name a few. So, you’re in luck. The Meltdown is going to roll out in several editions this week, because it’s just too damned long otherwise.”

Some that stood out to me:

“Kansas should be worried this year”
“Somehow, we’ve managed to give ourselves a chance to win and cardiac doctors all over Texas the chance for some overtime.”
“I’m gonna have a big case of the sads if we have 2 killed qb’s all for a loss”
“Fucking dirty ass team. That’s all they are. And they fucking know it. They are all probably going to get back to Tuscaloosa and beat up their fat, ugly girlfriends.”
“Can’t we just spray Ewers’ shoulder with that stuff that brings soccer players back from the dead?”
“Saban is going to Mayan sacrifice one of these players at the 50 yard line between quarters.”
”There is only one thing Aggy does well. And that is growing grass. Those fucking pussies love growing grass so much they go crazy if you even walk on it. We need to use our resources to hire those cocksuckers to come take care of our field. Fucking Aggy grass growers. Fuck their Veteranarian program.”