Why the hell are you so negative all the time????
OT - Kate Upton is single
Exactly, why the hell even post. If you didn't like it, you should have just moved on.
Michigan recruits get a date with Kate upon signing ...
I have a funny feeling this is gonna go my way...
This is not offtopic.
And I've already tweeted her, instagramed her, poked her (facebook), and sent her an owl asking her to be my valentine.
SO BACK OFF!
You sent a what now?
Hooo the hell are you?
That was hilarious..
Hey, you're back!!! What did she say?
Maybe I should start doing work at work and quit reading MGoBlog ... I am cracking up over here!!
Now I can submit my application for boyfriend. Hope I get it!
Interesting . . . I've always thought Kate was the kind of girl that I could wrap my hands around. Wait, hands? No, not hands! I meant arms! I meant arms! Shit!
haven't you done enough damage in your career?
-- The hookers
-- The anouncing on ESPN
-- The Senate Run
please just step away....
/s <-- just in case it's the real CJ.
I should be really happy because now that she is single I have a chance!
In reality, absolutely nothing about my life has changed.
Somebody is trying to sell magazines.
This is so not OT.
Actually, I'll be at her house tonight for an "in-home visit"
Despite her lacking overall size....excluding her fun bags...she would be my favorite "tight end".
Hasn't had his best stuff lately.
but it was low and outside.
Perhaps his fastball is "too quick"?
This whole thread has me crying!!!! You guys are killin me. My wife thinks I've gone totally mental. Thanks, you guys!
I think he needs to soften her up with his curve.
Bust em inside.
He should incorporate screwballs and a split-finger into his repertoire.
I neg anyone who negs a Kate Upton post.
Check out the video. It's hilariously awesome how bad of a liar she is.
She's really not that hot... Se could loose some weight. Besides in about 5 years those things are going to be on the floor.
^ Virgin, 30 years old, avid World of Warcraft gamer, obviously.
Kinda reminds me the time we adopt when we have decommits.
You, not him. Obviously he's not nailing much of anything
Are what is known as a Hater.
Is that Phil from Detroit
I am lost for words. That may be one of the dumbest statements I have read today!
The fact that you thought I might like a GIF and decided not to include one...
...Darren Rovell were asking the questions.
I call her!
Sorry, Balrog already called dibs...
No one can resist these flames.
At least if she was committed, I'd know who the competition was.
A Kate Upton thread and still no gif...cmon man!
Should've seen it coming...
Is there a picture where she doesn't look spontaneous?
This is a horrible picture of Kate Upton.
I can has?
And she spends her off time in Melbourne? My mother lives in Melbourne. I need to start visiting my mother more often.
I visit her enough for both of us.
Like we've got ourselves a regular billy Hoyle right here
Are you insinuating about my mother? I'm going to assume you're median board member age. Given that my mother is a 70 yr old widow, I'd say good for her for getting her extreme cougar on.
I'm tired of everything Kate Upton.
Easy guys!! This is a cry for help from someone who is actually tired of life....obviously!!
We will post photos and GIFs of Fred Upton. Fred has served his country with distinction and would likely support your right to freely express your opinion about Ms. Upton on this blog (although, unlike Fred, it may place you in a minority position).
[EDIT: His niece also happens to be MGoBlog's favorite GIF pinup girl.]
Stunning! You really can't get much better, IMO.
Death to you fake Brian.
This will likely send me to Bolivia, but she does nothing for me. And this isn't some Brad Clooney thing on my part - she'd never give me the time of day, and I can't specifically point a finger at what doesn't work with her for me. But it is sad when attractive people can't find love. At a baseball game. With cameras watching.
This is why I did not appreciate the SI cover.
I wanted her to save a little surprise for our wedding night.
I have no idea what any of this means.
Kate upton non-likers get older, you'll like her. You're too young yet.
Oh, she's hot.
I just don't care about what her personal life is. And nor should anyone on this blog.
The only thing more annoying than a useless post is the the people who knowingly click on them and subsequently complain about the subject matter. I'll take responsbility for my part and apologize for laying the bait that you could not resist and infringing such trite information into your complex world - but please spare us your condescending attitude and STFU.
Maybe theirs was a purely online relationship. Verlander thought it was Kate Upton, but it was actually Brandon Inge using a woman's voice. Inge can play multiple positions, so the pieces fit.
No she's not. We are on our way to dinner.
I don't think this chick is that hot. She's cute but the girls showcased on TTB are hotter than Upton, IMHO.
Kate has absolutely no muscle tone and her boobs hang down to her knees. I'll pass.
If you're passing, I'll take her.
What makes Kate hot is her sexiness. If you don't think she oozes sex appeal your stuff doesn't work.
Sooooo hot...want to touch the hiney
The best news out of all this is the Tigers just locked up the W.S. She was around last year, a great year for the Tigers, true, but they got swept in the Series last year by the freakin' Giants. Verlander was not at the top of his game in the Series. That had absolutely nothing to do with manning up game after game and pitching 250+ innings (whatever it is - go look it up yourself). It had everything to do with Kate Upton. I don't blame JV, but the team is better off with him giving his full attention to the Tigers.
I took her to Olive Garden last night, we had a lovely evening. After that we came home got in our michigan pjs and watched the 98 national championship game....I am a lucky man. You can delete the post now, sorry everyone :-)
AND NOT ONE IS A KATE UPTON .GIF?!
Tigers fan says: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Man in me says: "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
...so you're saying, there's still a chance?
I thought something was up a few days ago. She was on a NY sports talk show and they asked who her teams were in sports. For baseball she said the Yankees and Cubs. I thought that was odd considering her boyfriend was on Detoit. So I figured maybe trouble in paradise.