Nick Saban in December 2006: "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach."
September 25th, 2019 at 7:53 PM ^
Hilarious and very true. Never say never
September 25th, 2019 at 8:24 PM ^
Never to infinity. For the love of God think.
September 25th, 2019 at 7:54 PM ^
This proves that Urban will coach at Michigan in 2020. Bless you, OP.
September 25th, 2019 at 7:58 PM ^
You misspelled USC
September 25th, 2019 at 8:06 PM ^
Muschigan
September 25th, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
USC would probably work out amazing for him
Weakass conference he would immediately dominate. Easy recruiting. Corrupt AD would allow him to throw bags around
September 25th, 2019 at 8:59 PM ^
Bags of what???
/asking for some recruits
September 26th, 2019 at 8:40 AM ^
Battered spouses.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:05 PM ^
Beautiful women and weather can make your health improve. Funny how there’s no mention of prolonged tv timeouts for his “ailing health” on saturdays. POS!!!!”
September 25th, 2019 at 9:56 PM ^
Uh USCs new President just canned Swann for the corrupt AD and is on a mission to save the university’s image post-admissions scandal. There is zero chance Folt will okay hiring Urban Meyer.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:39 PM ^
Except that it takes two to tango. Bama wanted Saban. NFW does Michigan want the guy that covered up a domestic abuser.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:54 PM ^
What about Bob Stoops? He’s back coaching an XFL team. Obviously he still wants to coach.
September 26th, 2019 at 5:37 AM ^
Obviously Lincoln is an upgrade but Stoops seemed like a good man and is a good coach. Not that I want anyone outside of Harbaugh but Stoops seems like he tried doing things the right way at least.
September 26th, 2019 at 7:32 AM ^
September 26th, 2019 at 7:44 AM ^
Few programs are elite outside of Bama and recently Clemson. OSU just kicks our ass, gets blown out annually by a team that couldn’t carry their equipment and have self proclaimed themselves, with our help as elite. It’s not like there’s a revolving door of elite teams trading the national championship trophy every year. Notre dame and Oklahoma are just the teams Clemson and Bama use to warm up with.
September 26th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
Give me a fucking break. If you don't think OSU is elite, then you're clearly just biased. I would love to have the level of success that OSU has had this entire century.
September 26th, 2019 at 3:32 PM ^
It's comments like this that makes me cringe. We are so fucking arrogant that we can't give credit where credit is due. News flash ohio is as elite as it gets. on the flip side to your argument it's partly OUR fucking fault they haven't been in the CFP the last few years with only one loss because we roll into their house ranked in the top 4 and absolutely shit the fucking bed and every voter then says well obviously the B1G is overrated so we shouldn't let their champion in. gimme a fucking break, We literally have no place to say what team is an isn't elite.
September 26th, 2019 at 3:35 PM ^
Yep, that non-elite OSU program won a CFP NC with a 3rd string QB. Last year, they had a disappointing year according to their stupid fans. They went Freaking 13-1 and won the Rose Bowl. I want to be not elite the way they are
September 26th, 2019 at 11:55 AM ^
Vague parallels! Always more vague parallels!
September 25th, 2019 at 8:09 PM ^
I think he also said he wasn't going to LSU... Ah, fun times to remember
September 25th, 2019 at 9:06 PM ^
I clicked hoping SABAN said something about “never coming to Michigan” and all I got was this t-shirt...
September 25th, 2019 at 8:13 PM ^
It's December!
This Dolphin still hates you.
September 25th, 2019 at 10:22 PM ^
On a side note fellow Phins fan, check out the Nick Buoniconti documentary if you haven’t already. Good stuff.
https://www.hbo.com/documentaries/the-many-lives-of-nick-buoniconti
September 25th, 2019 at 11:57 PM ^
Too much parity in the NFL. I mean come on, only one pick per round?
Saban is a great coach when he gets 10 of the top 30 players.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:15 PM ^
Oh for fuck sake. We’re quoting Saban, in hopes for Urban Meyer?? I quit.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:28 PM ^
Bye Felcia
September 25th, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
ugh, this is the worst thing that people keep droning about.
I'd rather go back to bitching about actual Michigan things than keep dredging this Urban fantasy up again and again. If we're going down the road of wishes and wants, at least make it Lincoln Riley.
September 25th, 2019 at 10:15 PM ^
If Michigan hired Meyer, I would find a new team after 40 years of being a Michigan fan.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
Urban Meyer was the HC at OSU. That alone eliminates him. Now add in the DV controversy and it becomes ludicrous.
Michigan fans who hope/suggest hiring Meyer to replace Harbaugh don’t seem to understand the university’s culture or the rivalry with OSU.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:30 PM ^
Bo was a assistant coach at OSU. Thank God Don Canham didn't listen to you. Fucking Joe Pa almost became the coach.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:32 PM ^
Assistant isn’t the same as HC. Also Bo was never accused of covering for a wife beater.
Jesus Christ, how can you be this stupid?
September 25th, 2019 at 8:38 PM ^
At least Urbans time at the job previous to OSU was squeaky clean... Oh wait.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:41 PM ^
Which shows how depraved OSU is.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:41 PM ^
Urban would beat OSU. And that is all that matters. As soon as the apologists realize that we will be better of .
September 25th, 2019 at 8:43 PM ^
Quit drinking and go to bed.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:44 PM ^
I don't know who you mean by "we" but you do not speak for Michigan.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:59 PM ^
Neither do you
September 25th, 2019 at 9:01 PM ^
I mean no doubt Zach and Courtney both were bat shit crazy, but she lied about aloooooot of shit. I’m in no way defending that toxic shit. But she was just as much to blame as Zach was.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:10 PM ^
You've obviously been setting behind an anti Urban name waiting to pounce.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:16 PM ^
*you’re a idiot
September 25th, 2019 at 9:17 PM ^
**you're an idiot.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:20 PM ^
***there all idiots
September 25th, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^
****their
September 25th, 2019 at 9:22 PM ^
Almost, champ. Give it another go. Third time's a charm.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:49 PM ^
*time is
September 25th, 2019 at 10:04 PM ^
the ire hall id e oats
September 25th, 2019 at 11:37 PM ^
If you get this upset about words on a blog you need some Buddhism in your life bud, and some academic tutoring.
September 25th, 2019 at 9:19 PM ^
I've found myself agreeing with Salvatore a lot this past couple weeks. That's a strange feeling.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:26 PM ^
Fuck John O'Neil and Nick Saban and Urban Meyer!!! ???
September 25th, 2019 at 8:28 PM ^
I never had sexual relations with that woman.