More name suggestions for the John O'Korn fanbase

(sorry, I just couldn't let this die; but, hey, at least it's apolitical [I think]) ...

O'Kornucopians: a sect of M fans who believe that - in a world in which John O'Korn is M's starting QB - their lives will be overflowing with fruit and vegetables, and, most importantly, victories.

O'Kornutopians: a sect of M fans who believe that - in a world in which John O'Korn is M's starting QB - their lives (and, most importantly, M's offense) will be truly ideal.

UnO'Kornians: a sect of M fans who believe that John O'Korn is a mythical horse-like being with a single, sparkly horn growing from the middle of his forehead and a rainbow-like mane & tail. As such, they believe him to have magical abilities including the ability to render poison water potable, the ability to heal sickness, and the ability to resurrect a moribund offense.

Note that there is a rather large overlap between those who self-identify as O'Kornucopians and those who self-identify as O'Kornutopians. Those who despise fruits and vegetables (particularly winter squash) typically self-identify as O'Kornutopians only.

UnO'Kornians, however, are a singular and - not surprisingly - rather fringe group.

(in case you were wondering, Ich bin ein UnO'Kornian - mainly because it reminds me of the Bob's Burgers "Equestranauts" episode).

In any case, I think we can all agree that, today, we are all UnO'Kornians.

(Editorial note: I'm absolutely a fan of all the guys who don the winged helmets - it's all about the team; I can see how the above content comes off as pro- or anti- certain guys vs. others; that's not - at all - my intent, nor my personal feelings on the matter; I just had to share my arguably clever names, that is all. And, as others have commented herein, we are all [or should be] fans of whomever is behind center).