Moderator Action Sticky 2023
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Sharing Trolls Counts as Trolling: Sometimes desperately lazy outlets hire trolls, or trolls who are good at social media build enough of a following, that they become a headache for us, spreading hate or falsehoods. Because having them repeated on our site can directly harm us, if you're on the message board you should be aware that posting something from them could get you banned. They are:
- SirYacht/Chat Sports/James Yoder - Fake news merchant who likes to make up plausible rumors or report non-sure things to get a false scoop.
- Any local Spartan media when they talk about Michigan. Unless they're yelling "MAKE PLAYS!"
- Rainer Sabin: Finebaum wannabe hired by the Freep to troll Michigan fans.
- Tony Garcia: Same deal. Sparty the Freep hired to be a troll.
- Steve Deace: Curiously well-funded white supremacist radio host who's got such a small Michigan following you can safely assume anyone posting positively about him is Deace and ban him again. Creates lots of burner accounts to promote himself. Recently booted by Maven for advocating lynching.
- Barstool: People who took the freedom of young internet too seriously because really what they wanted to do the whole time was propagate bad ideas.
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Seth
January 15th, 2023 at 5:53 PM ^
GENERAL TIPS FOR SUCCESSFULLY POSTING ON MGOBLOG
WHY DO WE MODERATE...
COMMON WAYS TO GET BANNED
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KO Stradivarius
January 16th, 2023 at 10:09 AM ^
Seth, you forgot to stick this to the board and replace the old one. Thanks for being our “Big Toe”!
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Seth
January 17th, 2023 at 9:17 AM ^
Thanks.
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BoFan
January 17th, 2023 at 1:04 PM ^
The title in”The Don expects equal carries” miss characterizes Edward’s actual comments in the article and should be changed. The title makes it like Edward’s is demanding it on Twitter. That was my and others first reaction. He seems more deferential in the article. Its more like he thinks the coaches will have a plan for him to have equal carries. He also talks about wear and tear on RBs.
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HighBeta
January 17th, 2023 at 3:34 PM ^
Hi. Points not working?
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BLUEinRockford
January 17th, 2023 at 8:52 PM ^
It appears they are not working.
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UMAmaizinBlue
January 18th, 2023 at 10:04 AM ^
A real shame because I had so many zingers and sweet gifs lined up this morning.
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East Quad
January 25th, 2023 at 3:28 PM ^
Sa-weet!
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matty blue
January 17th, 2023 at 4:02 PM ^
https://mgoblog.com/comment/244798221#comment-244798221
this comment and a couple of the responses need to be purged with extreme prejudice.
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rob f
January 19th, 2023 at 12:40 PM ^
What is lacking in M football culture?
With it having 60+ negvotes already, I shall be merciful to the OP and delete his thread.
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Seth
January 23rd, 2023 at 2:41 PM ^
claiming-credit-transfers-who-succeed-elsewhere-eg-joe-burrow
More cringey to discuss it.
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East Quad
January 25th, 2023 at 3:27 PM ^
There need to be severe consequences for anyone posting Wordle Spoiler Alert Threads, and I mean SEVERE!
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Seth
January 29th, 2023 at 12:06 PM ^
Freep Goes After UM/Manuel/Harbaugh
Adding Tony Garcia to the list of noncredible reporters who only exist to troll Michigan fans. Please don't share their shit here. Update: other mod informed me poster was on watch for trolling so he's gone.
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DetroitBlue
January 29th, 2023 at 2:11 PM ^
https://mgoblog.com/comment/244810064#comment-244810064
Can this guy get bolivia’d for bringing up covid for no reason whatsoever?
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Seth
February 1st, 2023 at 3:19 PM ^
Already deleted the comment.
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Seth
February 1st, 2023 at 3:19 PM ^
Is Josh Gattis returning to Michigan?
His evidence...I kid you not...was someone made an edit on Wikipedia.
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Seth
February 1st, 2023 at 9:40 PM ^
Would be Michigan Coach Killer to call plays for would be Michigan coach
This is about Nathan Scheelhause becoming OC at ISU. Yech.
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HighBeta
February 3rd, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
So. Is this a board where we talk about Chinese balloons possibly being aerial spying platforms?
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rob f
February 3rd, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
I just read thru the first page, will be finishing inspection momentarily and then deleting (also considering additional sanctions...).
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rob f
February 3rd, 2023 at 11:45 PM ^
Chinese Communist Party Balloon - threat or not? doesn't belong on the MGoBoard. Take it to the twitters, parler, fauxtruth social, myspace, wherever you wish to hang out and inject political nonsense to troll others.
Two week timeout for WhatchooTalkinBoutWillis. Seeing plenty of evidence in the thread of intent to troll the board.
(edit: I did feel compelled, however, to save one YouTube video from the thread. Enjoy!)
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HighBeta
February 4th, 2023 at 12:43 AM ^
Thanks, Rob. Sorry your Friday evening got interrupted.
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rob f
February 4th, 2023 at 1:32 AM ^
No problem, no interruption. I was watching the 3rd period and overtime of WMU@Minnesota Duluth hockey when I saw the thread title and began to comb thru it.
And the "99 Luft Balloons" song? MGoUser Blue@LSU gets the credit for posting it in the balloon thread; I was just fascinated to listen to it while for the first time reading the English translation of Nena's lyrics, lyrics which were almost prophetic in the context of current events.
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LSAClassOf2000
February 6th, 2023 at 7:53 AM ^
The English lyrics are not even a direct translation. In fact, they are completely different from what would be the translation of the English lyrics in a lot of places. The English version was not written by Nena, in fact.
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I Bleed Maize N Blue
February 6th, 2023 at 3:29 PM ^
While it's true that 99 Red Balloons was an English version more than translation, that video has an English translation as subtitles.
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich? (Have you got some time for me?)
vs
You and I in a little toy shop [99 Red Balloons lyrics]
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Seth
February 5th, 2023 at 1:15 PM ^
Weiss and Helow
Don't need a thread for this. Skedgemopoint should know better, loses ability to create posts for awhile.
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LSAClassOf2000
February 6th, 2023 at 7:46 AM ^
Tyrone Wheatley hired as Wayne State HC
I understand that Keith Jackson is just laying back and taking it easy lately....
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rob f
February 8th, 2023 at 8:16 AM ^
Sparty on ESPN and all the OP mentions in the post is silly foam sparty hats he wanted us to see.
Do better.
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Njia
February 8th, 2023 at 11:04 AM ^
I returned to the board this morning, hoping to read the epic levels of snark over that post only to find that you'd deleted it. Now I've got to find something productive to do, and it's all your fault.
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rob f
February 8th, 2023 at 2:25 PM ^
Weird.
I just now saw your comment here, after about a half hour ago stumbling across your Twitter account and liking a tweet or two of yours there.
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Mr. Elbel
February 13th, 2023 at 11:07 PM ^
Good luck cleaning up the MSU shooting thread. I salute you, brave mods.
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TruBluMich
February 13th, 2023 at 11:22 PM ^
The misinformation and wild rumors need to be cleaned up just as soon as they are found to be bullshit. Far as I'm concerned the politics can stay, even if I personally disagree with the majority, opinions matter and allowing people to vent right now is ok.
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huntmich
February 13th, 2023 at 11:43 PM ^
Switch26's post is currently on page three and has a metric fuck ton of 4chan disinformation in it.
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rob f
February 14th, 2023 at 12:33 AM ^
Copying and temporarily pasting here what user Switch26 posted:
This killer keeps calling into 911 saying there is an active shooter in multiple areas then the cops are saying there is literally no one here shooting at all nothing.. then he calls in 5 minutes later to a new location.. he's actively "swatting".. someone found a screenshot of the killer on facebook and said hope you msu chuds are ready to die tonight, millions need to pay or something like that. i have the pic on my phone. Lynn Dee Walker is the apparent poster/killer
...and I'll remove it once I finish looking at his posting history. His account temporarily locked pending inspection; that post being deleted and responses directly below said post automatically fall off the board.
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huntmich
February 14th, 2023 at 8:37 AM ^
Doin the Lord's work, Rob. Thank you.
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rob f
December 4th, 2023 at 6:47 PM ^
While reviewing old posts I spotted this and realized I hadn't gone back to reinstate as originally planned.
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rob f
February 14th, 2023 at 12:21 AM ^
Z1ppz account is temporarily suspended pending further examination, a quick look at his posting history (beyond the MSU active shooter thread) seems to indicate he has a strong tendency to troll the board.
I'll give his account a more thorough inspection later to determine whether to permanently ban.
Will look now at others...
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rob f
February 14th, 2023 at 1:58 AM ^
It's almost 2am, so I'm locking the thread. I'll consider unlocking it in the morning after coffee and after completing a full inspection.
Temporarily locking the account of MaizeBlue2323. He's been tossing a lot of what I consider petty arguments in the direction of anyone & everyone who he disagrees with; while it might not necessarily considered "trolling", the net effect is essentially the same. Full inspection of his posting history will be done in the morning.
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bronxblue
February 14th, 2023 at 7:14 AM ^
Yep, saw the thread last night and could already see the usual suspects around these parts getting ready to turn it into the usual cesspool. Good luck to them.
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Harbaugh's Lef…
February 14th, 2023 at 7:27 AM ^
Cesspool is exactly the word I was thinking. Some people either just can’t help themselves or are just fucking assholes. Good luck untangling this mess. There is a time and place and that thread was certainly not it.
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Laser Wolf
February 14th, 2023 at 7:55 AM ^
For certain people, sadly that's exactly the time and place.
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matty blue
February 14th, 2023 at 8:43 AM ^
burn it down. there's no reason to keep it around.
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rob f
February 14th, 2023 at 9:16 AM ^
We'll see how it goes ---I unlocked the thread a few minutes ago after editing in some thoughts onto last night's opening post.
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Seth
February 15th, 2023 at 11:05 AM ^
Michael Barrett on staff?
People are falling for it.
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Hab
February 15th, 2023 at 3:03 PM ^
It was only an ambiguous title! I'm sure the OP meant it to read like, Prosser on Torts, or Wigmore on Evidence. Barrett on Staff has a nice, authoritative sound to it. The guy does everything, afterall! ;)
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Michigan Study…
February 15th, 2023 at 3:41 PM ^
Yeah...like, "Ziske on the Russians."
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YouKnowNothing…
February 16th, 2023 at 10:03 AM ^
The faceoff on the lake post is already descending into political mud slinging
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Alton
February 17th, 2023 at 5:43 PM ^
https://mgoblog.com/comment/244825574#comment-244825574
Self-admitted thread hijack for a completely off topic political comment.
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Seth
February 20th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
Why was Hauser's leg extension into Jett's landing zone [causing injury] not called technical foul?
Because it looked like an accident. Don't do this.
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LSAClassOf2000
February 21st, 2023 at 10:23 PM ^
Nate Oats
If you want to post the story, feel free, but I don't think we need to start with the commentary necessarily. Provide something to read first, then make the comment in the OP, then let the thread degrade from there. Fairly standard stuff.
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I'mTheStig
February 28th, 2023 at 1:05 PM ^
I'm certainly no angel but FFS with this person... https://mgoblog.com/comment/244833077#comment-244833077
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