MGoHaiku: Army Black Knights Edition

Don't schedule Navy.

Never schedule the Air Force.

Don't schedule Army.

Wolverines attack

Black Knights wisely back away

Wolverines attack

Alright everyone let’s tread carefully here

General Custer

Wolverines are speed in space

Bighorn Replayed

Intense complaining

Stop playing academies

Bama plays high schools

Fuck Ohio State

Fuck Michigan State as well

beat Army too please

I respect Army

hope we bring their football team

a death with honor

Thank you to Cadets

Who serve our country, but let's

never play again

No disrespect Army

Hope our team wins handily

Thanks for your service 

Thanks for your service

We respect you like crazy

We need to win though

Please no knee chop blocks

O-line needs to stay healthy

Dont blow our season

During the coin toss

We thank them for their service

Then pummel the knights 

Black Knight: none shall pass

Good knight, I must cross this bridge!

It's just a flesh wound

GO Army

Beat Navy

Just not us

The Black Knight stands tall,

Unbeatable in battle.

In football, Blue wins.

I do hope you lose

Even though you almost never punt

And serve our country.

Army is a joke
The Navy and Air Force are too
Marines Always Faithful

Thank you Dave  Brandon

For scheduling wishbone

You are an idiot

Because of a partially torn Acl before there was a fix, I wasn’t able to serve. They sniffed it out in Detroit during my physical and it broke my heart. My grandad stormed a beach during ww2 so I have nothing but the utmost respect for these guys. They have way more going on than the average college athlete. That said, I hope we leave little doubt on the field and Harbaugh keeps his foot on the gas throughout. 

Support the Army - 
Wait, no, you're doing it wrong!
Not on the gridiron!

Once in a blue moon
You see the rarest event:
An Army pass play.

For one game, at least
Conservation of fullbacks
is a physics law.

Cleaning up mistakes

Army presents challenges

But we win with ease

No more fumbled punts

Or easy, dropped, pick-sixes

Army can't keep up

It will be a slog

Army will run clock all game

Michigan wins game

I thank you Army

For all the service you give

Saturday please lose

The Black Knights say "Ni"?

That was a different film

These guys are no joke

Let us pray for Shea

And hope that he is okay

Caff can wait to play

The game will go well

Posters will overreact 

Sigh, rinse and repeat 

Another Game to

Perfect the "D" and the "O"

Please, no one get hurt

HONOR our soldiers

They lay it all on the line

Many don't come home.

They fight for freedom

To keep terrorists at bay

Keeping us safe, at home

I used to live close

Never visited campus

Go Blue, beat Army!