October 14th, 2018 at 9:23 PM ^
Here's mine: Jemele Hill
October 14th, 2018 at 9:23 PM ^
ME: hi!
MICHIGAN STATE FAN: actually, star rankings have no correlation to player success. And I got into Michigan but decided not to go
October 14th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
GR resident here as a kid, Mother grew up near Stockbridge and Dad raised in Three Rivers. Both double-degree UM grads. Every game day, every T-day and X-mass crossing the state we were told as kids one thing when passing East Lansing:
Hold your nose kids and say "pee-ew ... MSU"
October 14th, 2018 at 9:35 PM ^
This is all I need:
October 14th, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
Q. How do you know that the sparty has been using the word processing program?
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A. Lot of white out on the screen.
October 14th, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
What did the Spartan fan with no arms get for Christmas?
Gloves
Just kidding, I have no idea what he got, he still hasn't opened it.
October 14th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
I don't have a joke.to add, but one of the other managers in my department just hired a recent MSU grad.
Let me tell you, that little jabroni shit ticks off every single MSU cliche box.
Wears MSU Polo shirts 4 out of 5 days. He thinks it's classy.
Has a 2 ft tall faux bronze spartan on his desk.
Douchy hair cut with frosted tips.
I can't stand that little fucker.
October 14th, 2018 at 10:03 PM ^
Friends don't let friends hire sparties, just saying.
October 14th, 2018 at 10:57 PM ^
The faux bronze is probably dried out playdoh covered in spray paint.
But I doubt he knows it's not bronze.
Seriously though, if you can do it this week, paint that spartan statue maize and blue.
October 15th, 2018 at 8:17 AM ^
I’ll bet he says, “brah” a lot.
October 14th, 2018 at 9:50 PM ^
Can someone just go to EL and put a stake in the middle of their football field for me?
October 14th, 2018 at 10:05 PM ^
I am aware of someone who could, but not fully aware. Do I need to apologize for it later???
/sorry Brady
October 14th, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
Q. What's the difference between a bucket of manure and a Spartan fan?
A. The bucket
October 15th, 2018 at 2:55 AM ^
The biggest Sparty joke of the week is them making the top 25 in the AP. That's frigging hilarious
October 15th, 2018 at 9:02 AM ^
"It is that time once again for..."
...shitty thread titles.
EDIT: Also, shame on you for not replying or posting somewhere in the thread and, combined with points being frozen, thus making it impossible for me to neg you in any kind of useful fashion.
October 16th, 2018 at 10:16 AM ^
Shut up.