It's Meltdown Time: MSU and Penn State special edition
Certain fanbase meltdowns are more delicious than others. Enjoy.
https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2020/10/27/21535952/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-week-5
October 27th, 2020 at 11:52 AM ^
Possibly highlight the NSFW tag in the link.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:18 PM ^
What great imagery by the site’s author in his description of Indiana’s winning score: “a diving Indiana QB Michael Penix just barely penetrated the end zone to convert a two point conversion.“
October 27th, 2020 at 12:49 PM ^
Penix's ample length was the difference in allowing the tip of the ball to unleash the pleasure of the Hoosier fanbase.
Too far???
October 27th, 2020 at 1:00 PM ^
Nope.
Penix was huge at the end as he totally fucked PSU fans in the butt without lube. The experience was quite painful.
That's too far.
October 27th, 2020 at 1:18 PM ^
I've been watching the replay of the Minn game. Especially enjoyed the early strip sack by the D.
October 27th, 2020 at 11:54 AM ^
Wait until after the pummeling of Sparty,... couch/chair burning down by the Red Cedar
October 27th, 2020 at 11:55 AM ^
"I thought Plaxico Burress graduated years ago. Yet this team is still shooting themselves in the foot"
I think this guy may read MGoBlog once in a while...
October 27th, 2020 at 11:57 AM ^
to enjoy others pain is not becoming.....
fun, but not becoming
October 27th, 2020 at 11:58 AM ^
Most opponents I don't.
But this week... Sign me up.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:08 PM ^
One thing that would have made this sweeter is if Mike Dantoni was still on the sidelines for MSU, makes the perfect partner for Frames with those two schools
October 27th, 2020 at 1:11 PM ^
That's Mr. Coach Mork D'antorini to you, bud.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:09 PM ^
So enjoyable, thank you.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:09 PM ^
First loss this season and we'll be the ones in that barrel.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:22 PM ^
Bullshit Don. This place is measured, calm and keeps everything in total perspective when we lose.
Like every other fan base for every other sport in the world.
Personally I dont really give two shits about the PSU fan base so their misery doesnt move the needle much for me but whenever MSU or Notre Dame loses I enjoy it very much.
And if Ohio State ever lost I'd probably enjoy that even more.
October 27th, 2020 at 1:03 PM ^
Fuck psu and their joepa-loving delusional fans!!!*
*In loving memory of East German Judge's constant posting of this.
October 27th, 2020 at 3:41 PM ^
PSU may be a step below on the schadenfreude ladder compared to OSU,ND, and MSU, but they're right there. I don't care much about the misery of any other teams but those 4.
It's probably because they have a coach who inexplicably won the Big ten title despite having a history of terrible in-game decisions and being outcoached by Brady freaking Hoke. Frames is also kind of a dick. And some of their fans can be just as bad as OSU fans.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:22 PM ^
Pride goeth before a fall but I don't mind seeing these other guys go through this.We've been through enough of this the last decade or so. It's time to spread the misery around.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:14 PM ^
Worst part about winning this past weekend is that when we finally lose our posts are gonna be way way worse than those.
October 27th, 2020 at 1:41 PM ^
Whereas if we had lost Saturday, our posts would have been calm and measured?
October 27th, 2020 at 2:30 PM ^
No but it's just pushing our expectations higher and higher. I came into this season with only mild excitement and no real expectations. Now I'm buying tickets to the Playoffs (j/k).
October 27th, 2020 at 12:17 PM ^
Sparty Fan: "I’m absolutely mind-fucked at what Jay Johnson & Mel Tucker did that last series!"
Awesome and priceless. Fuck Sparty.
Hilarious article - thanks for posting, OP.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:24 PM ^
I like sparty misery just like everyone, however, I thought Rocky Lombardi looked pretty good as their QB slinging it.
Never take MSU lightly. Prep as if a formidable opponent and beat 'em this weekend!
October 27th, 2020 at 12:35 PM ^
I'd love for us to put 100 on them but you're right. Lombardi wasn't actually a trainwreck against Rutgers. His numbers were 31/43 for 319 yards, although his two interceptions were REALLY bad.
MSU also had 7 turnovers. They'll probably have just one or none against us, knowing how rarely teams fumble against us.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:37 PM ^
Yes. Absolutely this^. I agree on Lombardi. I can’t imagine that many fumbles on Saturday. Their OL still looks pretty bad. I imagine they will try to get the ball out quick early and often.
October 27th, 2020 at 2:52 PM ^
That's assuming Lombardi's line doesn't get him killed before the half, and that Michigan's defense won't fare better than Rutgers' did. MSU's OL is bad. He is going to take some hits. Also even with short fields due to turnovers (of which Rutgers also had a few), they still allowed a ton of points. They will not have enough offense to overcome a defense that bad. I only heard some of it on the radio, but it sounds like their tackling was really bad, which bodes well for our new Speed in Space approach to offense.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:28 PM ^
Franklin has gotten an amazing amount of mileage with part of the Michigan fan base for the ONE win he has in multiple tries against OSU.
Yes, better than Harbaugh's zero, but not enough to make him a Hall-of-Famer.
October 27th, 2020 at 1:43 PM ^
And it was a fluky win - they blocked two kicks in the fourth quarter to escape a game in which they had been outplayed. Clutch play by their special teams, sure, but I don't think it was due to some expert coaching stratagem.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:28 PM ^
MSU and PSU fans can never experience enough pain for my taste.
And how about some underrated pain? Iowa has been a gigantic pain in the ass this past decade. Was happy to see them lose on Saturday as well.
October 27th, 2020 at 12:32 PM ^
No tears for sparty fans. They are long overdue. PSU fans are spoiled. They have some big games coming up so they are not out of it.
Stay positive Michigan fans and Go Blue!
October 27th, 2020 at 1:31 PM ^
This was the best one:
I thought Plaxico Burress graduated years ago. Yet this team is still shooting themselves in the foot
October 27th, 2020 at 1:55 PM ^
MSU: “I hope we see a lot less punting this year!”
The monkey’s paw curls
October 27th, 2020 at 2:23 PM ^
Allowing PSU to score to give IU a chance was brilliant and is rarely done. Tom Allen was a big part of that W.
October 27th, 2020 at 2:30 PM ^
"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS GO TO A VICTORY FORMATION YOU FUCKING IDIOT"
I laughed on a conference call. Was that wrong?
October 27th, 2020 at 6:33 PM ^
"If it's wrong, I don't want to be right."
October 27th, 2020 at 3:37 PM ^
Holy shit!
win or lose
we still drink bleach.