How to Trash Talk an ohio Fan?
My cousin is an ohio fan and has been giving me shit any chance he gets. I have avoided talking to him all day letting the suspense build. What should I say? What should I do? Any and all suggestions, possible pranks involving technology, whatever you can think of would help me out.
GO BLUE!
[ED:BISB - Advice to all: the scoreboard does its own taunting. Like the raven perched just above the chamber door, it whispers lost memories of Tressel and Pryor. I know there is a temptation to try to take out years of frustration, but resist the urge. Don't give Buckeye fans an external locus of their mouthbreathing dumbfuckery angst. Make them look in the mirror, and in the words of some random Buckeye player I don't care to look up, "learn to deal with the reality that they lost to Michigan."
In the meantime, we're gonna refrain from using the board to advocate trash talking. We're gonna try to stay above that here.]
November 27th, 2011 at 12:05 AM ^
Just say you can't wait to do it again next year
November 27th, 2011 at 12:05 AM ^
Ignore him. It kills them when you don't validate their existence.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:05 AM ^
By acting like we've been there.
To be honest, I was torn between ignoring the fact that we won and sending postcards out that say 'Welcome of the Big House' to all my OSU friends and signing them with only my name. I think the latter is more of a little bro thing to do though.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:06 AM ^
tell him to update his " days since Michigan's last victory over the buckeys" clock to 1
November 27th, 2011 at 12:06 AM ^
Don't.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:06 AM ^
Trust me, he knows.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:07 AM ^
40-34 is all you gotta say. Oh, and that you're doing OSU a favor by not giving them the temptation to sell more gold pants and get in more trouble.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:08 AM ^
kick his ass, that's the only thing they understand and the only way you'll ever truly get him to stfu
November 27th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
I take the high road when dealing with Buckeye trolls. Talk about and support Michigan in lieu of bashing Ohio. You're a Michigan fan not an Ohio hater.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:14 AM ^
I'm both.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:10 AM ^
just tell him they should pay the refs more next time. he'll get it.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:10 AM ^
I just remind them that their last ten years--ten years!--of fandom are forever tainted, and a disgrace to the good name of the Big Ten. Also, we have bragging rights for a year, so there's no rush.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:11 AM ^
Let him stew. Let him wonder what you're going to say and when you're finally going to say it. Let him wonder why beating Ohio means so little that you're not even going to trash talk him about it. Let him start trash-talking to himself.
November 27th, 2011 at 12:14 AM ^
November 27th, 2011 at 12:15 AM ^
Started at 10 am, sent a text to my cuz get ready to lose, then a ;) after the game. Now I'm going to send a ;) #goblue everyday for the next 364 days.