How to Trash Talk an ohio Fan?

Submitted by Marley Nowell on

My cousin is an ohio fan and has been giving me shit any chance he gets.  I have avoided talking to him all day letting the suspense build.  What should I say?  What should I do?  Any and all suggestions, possible pranks involving technology, whatever you can think of would help me out.

 

GO BLUE!

[ED:BISB - Advice to all: the scoreboard does its own taunting.  Like the raven perched just above the chamber door, it whispers lost memories of Tressel and Pryor. I know there is a temptation to try to take out years of frustration, but resist the urge. Don't give Buckeye fans an external locus of their mouthbreathing dumbfuckery angst. Make them look in the mirror, and in the words of some random Buckeye player I don't care to look up, "learn to deal with the reality that they lost to Michigan."

In the meantime, we're gonna refrain from using the board to advocate trash talking. We're gonna try to stay above that here.]

 

1464

November 27th, 2011 at 12:05 AM ^

By acting like we've been there.

To be honest, I was torn between ignoring the fact that we won and sending postcards out that say 'Welcome of the Big House' to all my OSU friends and signing them with only my name.  I think the latter is more of a little bro thing to do though. 

Swazi

November 27th, 2011 at 12:07 AM ^

40-34 is all you gotta say.  Oh, and that you're doing OSU a favor by not giving them the temptation to sell more gold pants and get in more trouble.

BlueDragon

November 27th, 2011 at 12:10 AM ^

I just remind them that their last ten years--ten years!--of fandom are forever tainted, and a disgrace to the good name of the Big Ten.  Also, we have bragging rights for a year, so there's no rush.

Yeoman

November 27th, 2011 at 12:11 AM ^

Let him stew. Let him wonder what you're going to say and when you're finally going to say it. Let him wonder why beating Ohio means so little that you're not even going to trash talk him about it. Let him start trash-talking to himself.