Essentially, any overwieght middle aged man with dark hair
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Russian Weightlifter Vasiliy Ivanovich Alekseyev

Greorge Wendt:

It's the offseason.
Nature abhors a vacuum, and since football hasn't started yet, other stuff will fill the internet tubes. Once toe meets leather against WMU, all the non-essentials will quickly disappear.
We're just having a little fun bro. If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't be laughing at others. Fwiw I bet coach Hoke would get a kick out of it too. He seems like the jovial sort.
And the Mgobloggers so far have been far more clever than the humorless tosu Hoke haters the other day in the "behind enemy lines" thread. "Fatty fat fat" lol, please. My favorite look alikes so far are either Arty Lange or Jeff Garlin from Curb your Enthusiasm.
What, all fat people are jovial?
"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise - the other, loyalty." — Yost
Edit: Can anybody tell if that's a bad farmer's tan or crazy armhair?
Bobby Bacala from The Sopranos
NJ Gov. Chris Christie
call Hoke fat when Tressel was a skinny dweeb who likely drank wine coolers to get drunk, and probably couldn't throw a football 10 yards. Hoke is simply the average looking middle aged man, maybe a little heavy, but its better than the college bro they have there now. Fickell is simpy trying to be "cool" and relate to the kids while trying to relive his college glory days.
University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz
My father is actually an uncanny lookalike to Hoke. To the point where it even weirds me out a bit. I'll see if I can get a photo of him on here at some point.
I'm going with Bobby Baccala and a little bit of Artie Lange sprinkled in
"Everybody want's to be a bodybuilder but no one want's to lift no heavy ass weights, I DO!!! " Ronnie Coleman
I can't take credit for the comparison, but I think it is spot on.

Hoke loves to go fishing with Norm McDonald.
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish"
One of the most underrated movies ever.
"Besides back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods.....like pulling out"
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
Odd that he never lost weight after all that time. It was a mysterious island.
"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise - the other, loyalty." — Yost
Dennis Nedry = Hoke w/ glasses
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CJK5H
On the fifth night—possibly the sixth—a breeze arose.
It was cool and dewy.