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Hoke look alikes

Essentially, any overwieght middle aged man with dark hair

 

Brady

Fred Flintstone

Fred

 

Russian Weightlifter Vasiliy Ivanovich Alekseyev

 

 

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:20 AM | shut the fuck up donny... (Score:5 Normal)
maizedandconfused
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On the fifth night—possibly the sixth—a breeze arose.
It was cool and dewy.

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:20 AM | ? (Score:-1 Trolling)
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Whats the point in this?

I'm kind of a big deal in Bolivia.

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:37 AM | "Whats the point in this?" (Score:3 Normal)
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It's the offseason.

Nature abhors a vacuum, and since football hasn't started yet, other stuff will fill the internet tubes. Once toe meets leather against WMU, all the non-essentials will quickly disappear.


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August 5th, 2011 at 2:25 PM | We're just having a little (Score:1)
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We're just having a little fun bro.  If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't be laughing at others.  Fwiw I bet coach Hoke would get a kick out of it too.  He seems like the jovial sort.

And the Mgobloggers so far have been far more clever than the humorless tosu Hoke haters the other day in the "behind enemy lines" thread.   "Fatty fat fat" lol, please.  My favorite look alikes so far are either Arty Lange or Jeff Garlin from Curb your Enthusiasm.

 

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August 5th, 2011 at 3:41 PM | What (Score:1)
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What, all fat people are jovial?

"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise - the other, loyalty." — Yost

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August 5th, 2011 at 3:46 PM | Not all of them (Score:1)
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Watch the volume if you're at work.  Gotta love the little boy watching the whole thing.

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:28 AM | Mike Golic (Score:4 Normal)
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Edit:  Can anybody tell if that's a bad farmer's tan or crazy armhair?

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:52 AM | both (Score:1)
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both

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:27 AM |  Bobby Bacala from The (Score:5 Normal)
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 Bobby Bacala from The Sopranos

NJ Gov. Chris Christie

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:34 AM | Coach Hoke was great in Daddy Day Care (Score:5 Normal)
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"Look up, get up, and don't ever give up"

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:34 AM | I think its funny that buckeye fans (Score:5 Normal)
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call Hoke fat when Tressel was a skinny dweeb who likely drank wine coolers to get drunk, and probably couldn't throw a football 10 yards. Hoke is simply the average looking middle aged man, maybe a little heavy, but its better than the college bro they have there now. Fickell is simpy trying to be "cool" and relate to the kids while trying to relive his college glory days.

University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz

Dual QB Statistical Analysis

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:16 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:2)
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I agree on sweatervest, but then remember he was the QB on DIII Baldwin Wallace College (OH) National Championship team in '74 I think that his dad Lee was coach.



Just like I really find it hard to believe Lou Holtz was a LB at Kent State

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:36 AM | Jeff Garlin aka Jeff Greene from Curb Your Enthusiasm (Score:0 Redundant)
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August 5th, 2011 at 11:37 AM | Stop (Score:-1 Offtopic)
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Stop

Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons

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August 5th, 2011 at 11:37 AM | Coach Hoke Pointing... (Score:5 Normal)
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August 5th, 2011 at 11:44 AM | A young Danny Aiello (Score:1)
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A young Danny Aiello

Go Blue!

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:05 PM | My father is actually an (Score:2 Normal)
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My father is actually an uncanny lookalike to Hoke. To the point where it even weirds me out a bit. I'll see if I can get a photo of him on here at some point.

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:08 PM | I'm going with Bobby Baccala (Score:3 Normal)
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I'm going with Bobby Baccala and a little bit of Artie Lange sprinkled in

"Everybody want's to be a bodybuilder but no one want's to lift no heavy ass weights, I DO!!! "    Ronnie Coleman

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:08 PM | Matt Foley - Motivational speaker (Score:1)
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I can't take credit for the comparison, but I think it is spot on.

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:09 PM | - (Score:4 Normal)
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Artie Lange, minus all the... stuff

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

Denard: The Happening

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:20 PM | Fishing (Score:5 Funny)
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Hoke loves to go fishing with Norm McDonald.

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish"

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August 5th, 2011 at 1:49 PM | Easily (Score:2)
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One of the most underrated movies ever.

"Besides back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods.....like pulling out"

Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"

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August 5th, 2011 at 12:33 PM | Hoke after being stranded on a deserted island... (Score:0 Offtopic)
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August 5th, 2011 at 3:39 PM | Odd (Score:1)
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Odd that he never lost weight after all that time. It was a mysterious island.

"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise - the other, loyalty." — Yost

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August 5th, 2011 at 3:45 PM | dessert? (Score:1)
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Maybe he meant a desserted island? In which case you have a high probability of getting heavier.

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August 5th, 2011 at 1:53 PM | repost of my earlier work (Score:5 Normal)
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August 5th, 2011 at 4:21 PM | Dennis Nedry = Hoke w/ (Score:1)
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Dennis Nedry = Hoke w/ glasses

http://images.wikia.com/jurassicpark/images/a/a2/JP-DennisNedry1.jpg

 

CJK5H

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