Hockey senior haikus
So coming off of tonight's exciting win (followed by a great end to the Red Wings game as well), I decided to put together senior haikus for the four seniors on the hockey team, ahead of tomorrow night's senior night. Yes, it's an obvious rip-off of Brian's tradition for the football team. I'm not guaranteeing quality, as we don't get to know as much about the personality of the hockey team as we do the football team. Still, it's my senior year as well, so I feel a special connection with this team as I have been watching them for four years, and the runs in the CCHA tournament in 2010 and NCAA tournament last year were both awesome.
Please add your own
Luke Glendening:
Walk-on-turned captain
Plays with tons of grit (of course)
Y U NO SCORE MORE?
David Wohlberg:
Top-line scorer
I think you have a troll-face
But your shot's sexy
Greg Pateryn:
Hardest shot on team
Always steady back on D
Grow out mustache, please
Shawn Hunwick:
Hail! Tiny Jesus
Short in stature, large in heart
You deserve Hobey
February 17th, 2012 at 11:18 PM ^
Under the crossbar
You have scored with these haikus
I found them top shelf
February 18th, 2012 at 3:02 AM ^
Right where momma keeps the peanut butter. I am personally looking forward to senior night. Always a good way to send out the guys, especially those who don't receive as much proclaim for what they did here. Do it for the seniors, like team 132.
February 18th, 2012 at 11:10 AM ^
Only thing better
Than reading hockey haikus?
Great, artistic praise.
Edit:
To Sambojangles
Your prose makes my heart fill up
Eye lasers recharged.
February 17th, 2012 at 11:40 PM ^
Flyers paraphrase:
Only Jesus Christ saves more
Than Shawn Hunwick does!
February 18th, 2012 at 12:56 AM ^
Will someone pleeease record the senior night festivities? I'd love to see all the Hunwick-related stuff
February 18th, 2012 at 1:54 AM ^
If all goes well, I'll bring my camera and upload it on Youtube; though, probably after the bball game.