Hire Urban Meyer...Neg Away

Submitted by Bo Harbaugh on September 21st, 2019 at 1:51 PM

Neg away.  Tell me how he's a scumbag, and rotten, etc.  Don't give a shit.  Listening to him break down games on Fox and other commentary you see why he was so successful.  Guy knows football.  

Shit human being...yep.  Football savant...yep.  

Harbaugh is done here, it's clearly run it's course.  Thanks for getting us back to mediocrity.  Time to go elite...and that means hiring scumbags like Meyer, Saban, Dabo, etc.

Perkis-Size Me

September 21st, 2019 at 1:59 PM ^

You do realize that if we ever made Meyer an offer, the first and only thing he’d do is schedule a press conference out in front of Ohio Stadium, invite the entire OSU team and staff on stage with him, make sure every national media outlet was there to cover the event, take the offer letter from Michigan, wipe his ass with it, throw it in the trash, and walk off, right? 

Meyer would NEVER come to Michigan. Now that he’s already coached at OSU. Would never happen.  

azian6er

September 21st, 2019 at 2:01 PM ^

I am to the point where I think I may agree.

Obviously issues with his Character - however, it is a whole hell of a lot easier to look the other way if you are winning Championships.

Michigan needs to win again.

BernardC

September 21st, 2019 at 2:06 PM ^

No.  Even as defeated as I feel right now could never make me want to pull the trigger on a POS like that.  I get it, college football isnt full of choir boys, buts at least have some respect for ourselves. 

mgoblue2104

September 21st, 2019 at 2:08 PM ^

This will get deleted because this fan base is soft. I’m sick of this “Michigan Man”, we win the right way shit. No we don’t. We haven’t won anything in almost two decades and the athletic department and fan base is too damn soft to do whatever it takes to win. Bring in Urban or Brent Venables or ANYONE else. 

CHUKA

September 21st, 2019 at 2:10 PM ^

He’s an elite coach. I don’t think our fanbase would accept it, but I would accept it personally. I think once the wins come everyone would shut up.

Dayday

September 21st, 2019 at 2:59 PM ^

Yeah but our situation is the complete opposite; we're the scumbag boyfriend asking for stuff we saw on pornhub, but our girlfriend ( The University of Michigan) is a saint from a good family that would never do that because what would everyone think if they ever found out!? So yeah it'll never happen.... We're just gonna keep fapping away alone in the dark wishing we could bang porn stars when in  reality we're dating/stuck with a "Mrs Cleaver."

Kevbro

September 21st, 2019 at 2:18 PM ^

Urban (or most good coaches) would never come here.  Michigan is not an elite destination anymore.  In fact, you can argue this is where careers go to die.  This fan base is delusional and thinks we are the program of 20 years ago.  

MoCarrBo

September 21st, 2019 at 2:26 PM ^

Uh oh youre gonna upset the pressy holier than thou Michigan fans. The same ones who shit on the student section and wont stand up on critical downs.

 

 

Well fuck them. Hire Urban and win some championships

 

HollywoodHokeHogan

September 21st, 2019 at 2:27 PM ^

Oh gross.  He’s well past Saban on scumbaggery.  I don’t really care about paying players, but I can’t forgive keeping the wife beater around. That’s too much.  I’d be willing to hire Jim Tressel, though, because his u ethical shit was largely NCAA related and not “my best buddy beats his wife and I’m ok with that.”

MoCarrBo

September 21st, 2019 at 2:30 PM ^

Uh oh youre gonna upset the pressy holier than thou Michigan fans. The same ones who shit on the student section and wont stand up on critical downs.

 

 

Well fuck them. Hire Urban and win some championships