Harbaugh, a maniacal genius or....
A friend of mine believes with all his heart that Harbaugh is pulling a 'rope a dope' and purposefully restraining the offense in an effort to throw the book at Ohio State in November.
I'm not sure if his theory is insane, confused, delusional, or brilliant. It is worth noting that this person is quite intelligent and a medical doctor. So, he at least holds the requisite I.Q. to be reasonably successful.
No better place to hash it out though, right?
October 9th, 2019 at 1:21 PM ^
In all fairness, in 2017 Harbaugh came up with some great stuff for The Game that we hadn't seen before. Just that JOK was so bad he couldn't hit any of multiple wide open guys we had.
October 9th, 2019 at 1:16 PM ^
Sure. Sure. That 35-14 fake ass whooping we took on national tv against Wisconsin will certainly pay off in future recruiting efforts and in games against OSU, ND, and PSU.
October 9th, 2019 at 1:35 PM ^
Your friend is not displaying real-life, logical intelligence here. Doctor or not.
October 9th, 2019 at 1:45 PM ^
I remember my first beer
October 9th, 2019 at 1:47 PM ^
That "plan" doesn't exactly do much good if U-M enters the OSU game with 2+ more conference losses than OSU.
I can't imagine every U-M coach wants to win EVERY one of the next 7 games. Because that guarantees a trip to Indianapolis, plus they'll theoretically be back in the MNC hunt.
October 9th, 2019 at 1:57 PM ^
Stop...just stop.
October 9th, 2019 at 2:00 PM ^
I lied to myself with the same reasoning before Wisconsin, then we got the shit kicked out of us.
October 9th, 2019 at 2:10 PM ^
Your friend is delusional.
October 9th, 2019 at 2:11 PM ^
Well, that solves it.
MSU, Penn State and ND, etc.should have no problem laying off their ‘A’ games when they play us as part of the Grand Season Secret.
It really is brilliant when you stop to think he had this fantastic and major surprise attack planned even before last year’s game in Columbus.......
October 9th, 2019 at 2:14 PM ^
Sounds insane. We'll hide 80% of the playbook and lose 3 or 4 more games just to spring in all on OSU at the end. Doubtful.
October 9th, 2019 at 2:14 PM ^
If the past 10 years have taught me anything, it's that they aren't holding back; there is no counter to the crap play you just saw; and there is no long-term strategy. It's just a bunch of guys, trying their best.
October 9th, 2019 at 2:27 PM ^
Doesn't matter - when we rope a dope, we can't execute from lack of game experience when we throw the sand bags over the transom. (pardon the metaphor mixation) When our opponents rope a dope they suddenly become world class when they play us. (See OSU 2018 ...)
October 9th, 2019 at 2:40 PM ^
I thought this was a possibility last year, but no chance it's actually true anymore.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:08 PM ^
I am kinda curious how he feels about turning the offense completely over to JG. He must be bored silly during the week.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:24 PM ^
And we were all your friend in recent years past. Just smile and pat him on the back.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:30 PM ^
Is Wednesday the Offense UFR day? Because I think I would rather read this shitty post than that.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:34 PM ^
So Shea's injury and lack of vision downfield are false flag operations?
October 9th, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^
The doc needs to lay off the maize kool-aid.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:41 PM ^
What’s even crazier...
Harbaugh has been playing 4d chess with OSU. He’s not sandbagging only this season he’s sandbagging ALL THE SEASONS.
He may throw the game again this year JUST to set up an epic matchup in 2022 in which he finally unleashes 7+ years of stored plays!
/s
October 9th, 2019 at 3:48 PM ^
Doctors can be delusional. Source: me, a delusional med student who thinks we have a shot against osu
October 9th, 2019 at 3:50 PM ^
That's what we thought was happening last year. As it turns out, we had been hiding nothing (other than an offense that doesn't have much in its bag of tricks).
October 9th, 2019 at 3:51 PM ^
This is the stupidest thing I've read all day....and that's surprising around here with all of the hot takes.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
This was probably the literal worst place to hash this out.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:58 PM ^
Players love the sandbagging strategy. “Please coach, can we suck harder next game so I have even more game tape that looks like a pile of steaming BM?” It really motivates them. Recruits too.
October 9th, 2019 at 3:59 PM ^
I’ll bet he’s actually been saving them up for four and a half YEARS. That’s how much of a maniacal genius he is.
October 9th, 2019 at 4:16 PM ^
Actually he’s in the final year of a 5 year “rope a dope”. Man, wait till next year! The beginning of a dynasty! It’s gonna be epic!
October 9th, 2019 at 4:18 PM ^
LMAO! No! The offense has just sucked to date!
October 9th, 2019 at 4:22 PM ^
Is your friend a horse surgeon?
October 10th, 2019 at 3:00 PM ^
Still a Doctor Jerry!
October 9th, 2019 at 5:34 PM ^
Don’t think so. You need to concentrate on the game your playing and win it. We barely squeaked by in the last game. You pull out everything to win when playing. We might try a new wrinkle or two when we play OSU but we aren’t holding back
October 9th, 2019 at 5:59 PM ^
Doctors used to believe that bloodletting was a viable treatment.
October 9th, 2019 at 6:22 PM ^
Sorry. No way they’d lose a game while preserving the playbook. They’re more limited by players’ ability to execute the plays than holding out a secret playbook.
October 9th, 2019 at 6:56 PM ^
Very few posts really make me mad when reading them...
October 9th, 2019 at 7:10 PM ^
Last game of the year Brent. Can't hold anything back...
October 9th, 2019 at 7:14 PM ^
"It is worth noting that this person is quite intelligent and a medical doctor."
Actually, it is not.
October 9th, 2019 at 7:25 PM ^
So does this Doctor have "common Sense"?
October 9th, 2019 at 7:29 PM ^
This is up there with “jerseys are selling in Ohio” for me...
October 9th, 2019 at 7:59 PM ^
Wow! This is beyond jumping the Shark! We can't hide shit with the manure we put on the field so far with the offense!
- 95th nationally in Red Zone Efficiency
- ONE run over 18 yards on the season
- 74th in scoring PPG
- Down 35-0 at Wisconsin in year 5 before THEY let off the gas
- 93rd in total offense
- 102nd in rushing offense
- 7 Turnovers and 14 fumbles
- 111th in time of possession
- 78th in number of snaps
#LostInSpace
Harbaugh's quirky A$$ ways will continue to bleed the fans dry and tire of his act.
October 9th, 2019 at 8:55 PM ^
Well...when you put it that way...
October 10th, 2019 at 7:57 AM ^
On the bright side, they are ranked in top 35 in many offensive line categories.
October 9th, 2019 at 8:05 PM ^
Even smart people can be insane, you know?
October 9th, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
We have 5 years of hope of saving it for the big games...every play is gonna be some wacky gadget play when we see the Bucks this year.
October 9th, 2019 at 8:42 PM ^
I've been hearing this line of delusional malarkey from a subset of Michigan fans going back 40 years. "Just wait, Bo is holding something back something special for the Rose Bowl..."
Hasn't ever happened once.
October 9th, 2019 at 10:06 PM ^
Nope. You play like you play. No chance Shea is sandbagging which is basically what this thread represents.
October 10th, 2019 at 1:53 AM ^
At least Bo could beat OSU over half the time we played them. I'm just sick of always losing to the bucknuts, and I don't see any reason for optimism this season or probably the next several.
October 9th, 2019 at 8:54 PM ^
How do you think this in your brain and go “ah yes this will be a productive topic for the message board.”
October 9th, 2019 at 9:12 PM ^
Thoughts? DISCUSS!
October 9th, 2019 at 10:04 PM ^
And I’m only drinking a lot because I’m getting ready to quit.
October 9th, 2019 at 10:01 PM ^
Just because your book smart does not mean your street smart.
there is no way that this is what he is doing. They look terrible and need to turn it around quick so when they do play them they only lose by 17 instead of 35