February 14th, 2020 at 8:44 AM ^
I got my baby mama a hotel and tickets to the game Sunday. Beat IU.
February 14th, 2020 at 8:47 AM ^
GO BLUE!
February 14th, 2020 at 8:51 AM ^
I’m glad the Spaniards banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans so I could meet my Valentine!
February 14th, 2020 at 8:57 AM ^
Pretty sure the Spaniard cooties killed off most of the Mayans but glad your sweetie's ancestors survived the pandemic!
February 14th, 2020 at 9:01 AM ^
The ones that survived had Spaniard blood.
February 14th, 2020 at 8:58 AM ^
I got my wife a sybian.
February 14th, 2020 at 9:03 AM ^
My wife thinks I am a Sybian
February 14th, 2020 at 11:45 AM ^
Humble brag!
February 14th, 2020 at 10:46 AM ^
Has she tried penicillin?
February 14th, 2020 at 11:46 AM ^
Pics or it didn't happen.
February 14th, 2020 at 11:53 AM ^
Most embarrassing is that I didn't have to google sybian.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:04 PM ^
Whereas if anyone wants to get their wife a simian, it could be a sweet deal for you.
February 14th, 2020 at 5:11 PM ^
My wife got me a 1000-piece puzzle. Odd foreplay, but I'm game.
February 14th, 2020 at 9:13 AM ^
I wanna make a sketch drawing of my gal as a Valentine gift.
February 14th, 2020 at 9:34 AM ^
Happy valentine's day to beer, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
February 14th, 2020 at 9:46 AM ^
You mean happy Hallmark Holiday.
February 14th, 2020 at 11:03 AM ^
That's what my wife says too.
She's a keeper... and her birthday is the 13th so we just roll the two days into one without having to pay jacked up prices on flowers and fight for a reservation at a nice restaurant.
February 14th, 2020 at 10:58 AM ^
No doubt that was meant for Pete....
February 14th, 2020 at 11:04 AM ^
Gary Danielson too!
February 14th, 2020 at 10:11 AM ^
Single Awareness Day. Or, Friday at the office, as I call it.
February 14th, 2020 at 10:33 AM ^
For those of us with no special reason to celebrate today, consider celebrating the 15th anniversary of YouTube's launch. Where would be today without viral videos?
February 14th, 2020 at 10:35 AM ^
Another year alone wooooooo
February 14th, 2020 at 11:06 AM ^
In addition to the obvious, it’s my oldest daughter’s birthday today, so Valentine’s Day is a big day in our house.
February 14th, 2020 at 1:02 PM ^
Wish your daughter a happy birthday from the MGoFamily!
February 14th, 2020 at 11:50 AM ^
I have to go buy my expensive fiance another expensive piece of jewerly today, which will end up in her jewerly box 98% of the time. Probably a pair of Italian made Marco Bicego earrings. Roses, Card, Dinner tonight....
However....she is hot, and loves sex.
February 14th, 2020 at 11:57 AM ^
I can vouch for the part about her loving sex.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:02 PM ^
Username apparently checks out
February 14th, 2020 at 1:26 PM ^
Your wife says hello.
February 14th, 2020 at 1:44 PM ^
Mom too.
February 14th, 2020 at 3:12 PM ^
I gave up buying Mrs. Hatter expensive jewelry. She has a ton of jewelry already and wears the cheap shit most of the time anyway.
I got her a gift card for 40 units of Botox for Valentine's Day.
February 14th, 2020 at 11:55 AM ^
I think Valentine's Day sucks -- for the boyfriends and husbands who feel pressure to create some romantic fantasy that costs way too much money and to the single people who are forced to feel even more single. The only good thing that comes out of it is the unabashed eating of chocolate. And I do recall liking to give and get Valentines in grade school. But for adults, it sucks.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:00 PM ^
I just get my wife a card and a rose ... she appreciates the thought so the only pressure is not to forget about this particular day.
Some creative use of hot chocolate syrup might be called for today!
February 14th, 2020 at 12:10 PM ^
My husband and I are going to watch the Michigan Vandy rematch on MLB Network - that's perfect for both of us -- and probably order in so I don't have to cook. I think your gift is just the right amount of gifting.
February 14th, 2020 at 3:47 PM ^
Wait ... your idea of a perfect Valentine's Day gift is UM baseball?
Do you have a sister?
February 14th, 2020 at 1:28 PM ^
Lucky you! My girl's mantra is "something sparkly"....but I do enjoy seeing her wear that stuff.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:11 PM ^
Personally, I think we should have one Valentines Day every month to further shame the incels.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:14 PM ^
now i have to google 'incels' and 'sybian'. are those SFW?
February 14th, 2020 at 12:41 PM ^
sybian is totally safe to check out at work.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:55 PM ^
Yeah, especially on Google Images!!!
February 14th, 2020 at 12:59 PM ^
For incels just search "Red Cedar Message Board"
February 14th, 2020 at 1:51 PM ^
I had to google "incel"...
This was informative:
February 14th, 2020 at 2:00 PM ^
Never posted on RCMB...
February 14th, 2020 at 1:57 PM ^
I think it's perfectly fine if incels use sybians.
February 14th, 2020 at 12:43 PM ^
for the boyfriends and husbands who feel pressure to create some romantic fantasy
I think that's why celebrating March 14th is gaining traction these days.
February 14th, 2020 at 4:18 PM ^
March 14? Isn't that Pi(e) Day?