Game week ND trash talk
Yep, it's that time again. That time when I comb through the pages of Notre Dame message boards, facebook and twitter to bring you the most lit trash talk I can find. Sources at the bottom.
Desmond Howard on College Football LIve just now: "Shea Patterson is just as mobile, if not more mobile than Brandon Wimbush." Nope. Just nope.
Michigan sucks fact of the day:
A long time ago, Notre Dame wanted to join the Big Ten, but Michigan was too scared and racist to play ND every year and they blackballed us from the league.
#beatMichigan #MichiganSucks
Something special is brewing. Come Saturday the whole world will see it on display inside Notre Dame stadium. #GoIrish #NotreDame #BeatMichigan #CollegeGameDay #IrishWearGreen
37-0. Remember the six.
The question isn't so much if Notre Dame will beat Michigan, the question is by how many points will Notre Dame beat Michigan
It’s a Saturday afternoon. You have a beer in your hand, your friends by your side, and Michigan football is on TV getting rocked by Notre Dame hours after Ohio State beat the living shit out of Oregon State. Life isn’t just good, it’s perfect...
the funny thing is michigan actually thinks they gonna win
Michigan is back
They sure must love the abuse
Remember the Six
Jim harbaugh is back
He has no luck without Luck
Can't win on the road
Pure hatred is back
Fielding Yost was a bigot
Rot in hell skunkbears
There once was a fellow named Shea
Who could complete his passes all day
But he was shocked when his ass
would constantly hit grass
Cause the irish had showed up to play
No champion's crown in sight
Desmond cries alone
fact: michigan sucks. ok i'm done
Let's not kid ourselves. This is a MUST WIN for CBK. Don't get it twisted. Harbaugh is gonna come out and get his ASS handed to him. I remember the six. Do you? Meatchicken thought they was all cool with Hokey and guess what, we crushed those motherfuckers! The best part = we are going to TOTALLY ruin Meatchicken's season! I am going to dance naked in front of those stupid skunk bears after the victory.
Pssh Michigan think they an elite D this year, wait til they see us
Tarik Black out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK MICHIGAN
Harbaugh gonna get fired on sunday
There is, hands down, no team I would rather want to see us beat than Michigan.
Why does Desmond Howard always pick Michigan? CAUSE HE STUPID
Good lord how did Desmond Howard ever even graduate high school?
University of Michigan Academics = Overrated
University of Michigan Alumni = Overrated
University of Michigan Athletics = Overrated
University of Michigan Football = Way Overrated
u ever see that charmin commercial with the cartoon bears? they talkin bout michigan, cuz its super soft
Game Week. Fuck Michigan.
Harbitch gets his lunch eaten on Saturday
PLAYOFF HERE WE COME! WOOOOOOOOO GO IRISH! FUCK MICHIGAN!!
everybody get those camera phones ready, film your michigan friends crying they bitch ass eyes out when nd wins big
what did mich go last year? 8-5????????
BWAHAHAHAHAHA they suck, here come the irish baby
Prediction: Rashan Gary and Devin Bush tear their ACLs the day before the game.
The NCAA discovers that Shea Patterson was involved in some shady shit at Ole Miss and suspends him for the season.
Jerry Tillery FEASTS on that weak Michigan O-Line.
49-0 Irish.
oh my god if shea patterson gets suspended that would be the absolute BEST!!!1 lol those fuckers at mgoblow will have a bitchfest of epic proportions. say goodbye to your season assholes
I have my cup ready. Soon it will be full of Michigan tears.
ND 21, Mich 7
Sorry michigan ur not winning the playoff this year
GONNA BE WATCHIN MY IRISH KCIK DAT WOLV ASS ALL THE WAY FROM BOSTON BABY
Ok, I am legit scared of Michigan's defense. lol jk
Anyone else see the reports that Tarik Black broke his foot?
Yeah that's cuz all Michigan players are soft bruh
Wimbush gonna be running circles around those fools
I love it every time they talk about Harbaugh on ESPN. More proof he is overrated. #GoIrish
Golic doin' us proud! Preach!
In my humble, clearly unqualified opinion
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER IN EXISTANCE
The pure white-hot hatred I have for that steaming pile of human excrement known as scUM, the city they play in, the piss and blue colors, their overarching attitudes and the way they feel like they can look down upon everyone with upturned noses, their fans (ok, actually I know a couple of skunk fans and they’re really good people). All of that can bend over, grab their ankles and prepare for rear entry.
GO IRISH! Crush Skunks. Whoop this sorry ass and we’re on our way to a 5-0 start to the season. Excitement will get turned up just like it did last year, we WILL be the national conversation and we can ride that momentum all year. It’s extremely important to get out to a fast start on the year.
Michigan
Is riding high on a "top defense" (based off a laughable schedule last year) and a new QB (who couldn’t cut it at a middle tier SEC school). Me thinks they are a little over confident.
I have a USC/ MSU from last year feeling
I just think Michigan’s D is getting WAY too much hype.
I predict a 2012 like performance
If you want to be the head coach of ND, beat Michigan. If you want to be starting QB at ND, beat Michigan. If you want to be starting LB, beat Michigan. If you want to be on the grounds team and prepare the field for the game, beat Michigan. If you want to be TD Jesus and just hangout in the endzone, beat Michigan. you get the idea. Beating Michigan is always important, if the team goes 10-1, and that loss is to Michigan, the whole season is a loss!
Beat Michigan! Because Fielding Yost was a prick
Cut to Rashan Gary crying after the game
Brian Kelly will own Jim Harbaugh. Take it to the bank.
Notre Dame 28, Michigan 0
I just don't see how their offense moves the ball. They suck.
M Go Brian gonna lose his shit
i remember when we beat hoke's fat ass in 2014
can u say repeat performance?
christ willing we will prevail over michigan. they truly are the worst human beings ever
Why do they keep giving Desmond Howard airtime on ESPN?
1-0 after Sept 1. Go Irish.
I am soooooo hyped for this game. ND is going to come out STRONG! #BeatMichigan
Play like a champion! In other words, don't be michigan
1st play of the game, shea patterson throws pick six
last play of the game, shea patterson throws pick six
I am so excited. I am so happy. I have waited over 20 years for another Irish national championship. It starts on September 1st, when the Notre Dame football team beats Michigan. God loves Notre Dame! and of course Michigan still sucks haha!
if kelly loses this saturday then he and i gon have words
Hey MICHIGAN! You will NEVER be champions when you play Notre Dame! Woooooo yeah #GoIrish #BeatMichigan
Sources:
https://ndnation.com/boards/index.php?football
https://www.onefootdown.com/
https://www.18stripes.com/notre-dame-football-18-stripes-blog/
https://twitter.com/search?q=notre%20dame%20michigan&src=typd
https://www.facebook.com/NDFootball/
https://247sports.com/college/notre-dame/Board/Notre-Dame-Fighting-Irish-Message-Board-Forum-88/
August 30th, 2018 at 8:03 AM ^
I stopped reading after the 4th-5th line of utter nonsense.
I should go bleach out my eyes after seeing that written vomit.
All, do yourselves a favor and avoid this board topic at all costs.
August 30th, 2018 at 10:46 AM ^
This isn’t “trash talk.” This is having food poisoning in the ND student union, power vomiting for ten minutes straight, passing out from the loss of fluids, being force fed more maggot infested Monterrey ranch dressing, and then kicking it up a notch with both vomitting and violent ass-spraying for another ten, and then walking around smiling and telling everyone how great you were.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:08 AM ^
I normally like these but this one is bad. ND fans can't even trash talk
EDIT: You pulled from FB and Twitter, that's why.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:18 AM ^
Surprisingly, I made it about halfway through before I had to stop.
Notre Dame fans calling another school and program overrated is the equivalent of a 500 pound man calling a 200 pound man overweight.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:12 AM ^
Off-topic to the OP, I think...couldn't stay focused past the second line, so I can't be sure. Any MGoEdit creators have a touchdown Jesus with his hands making the block M? That would be superb post-victory trash talk. Go Blue!
August 30th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
And we're all collectively stupider for having read this. Not the OP, but the stuff the ND fans wrote.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
That just might be the worst trash talk I have ever seen.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:06 AM ^
I keep telling myself that if you sample the worst a fanbase has offer, then it'll look like this, that Notre Dame fans should, the majority of them, be able to deliver a better class of trash talk.
But I'm less and less sure.
August 30th, 2018 at 12:17 PM ^
I'll back you up based on many years of experience. You could do way worse (OSU, MSU).
August 30th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
That just might be the worst trash talk I have ever seen.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:34 AM ^
I read through every comment. I'll never get that wasted time back.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:45 AM ^
At least I was on the shitter when I did my reading. #multitasking
August 30th, 2018 at 9:33 AM ^
Crap in, crap out they say.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:29 AM ^
That's WAY overdoing it, DJ. Beat ND.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:29 AM ^
Meatchicken and skunkbear. Oh how I miss the old nicknames.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^
scUM never gets old for me.
In that style I’ve actually got a book on tape going up on Amazon using every possible derogatory use of the letters N and D together in one word - whooo what a blast that was!
August 30th, 2018 at 10:03 AM ^
Wait ... isn't scUM a reference to Urban Meyer ? /s
Go Blue!
August 30th, 2018 at 8:30 AM ^
they have a lot of rage towards Fielding Yost
August 30th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^
What gave you that idea?
August 30th, 2018 at 8:36 AM ^
Rudy was offsides.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
I'm sure this has gone around before, but I'd love to see it on a gameday sign.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:42 AM ^
God, I want to beat them so bad.....
August 30th, 2018 at 8:43 AM ^
I laughed at the skunkbears one. That's good stuff.
What six am I supposed to remember?
August 30th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
The last time we traveled to South Bend, we lost 31-0. The very last play, Devin Gardner though a pick six to tentatively give the irish a 37-0 lead. However, that play was called back for roughing the passer as Gardner was blindsided by a complete trash hit that knocked him out.
So, Notre Dame fans think they actually won 37-0. Hence remember the six. Stay classy South Bend.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:32 AM ^
Wow ....Really?
Ok:
Remember when we lost 37-0 to ND in 2014, that was really bad.
Debt paid; Now pay me for that Rocket Ismiel bullshit this Sat.
August 30th, 2018 at 11:24 AM ^
Yeah, remember 2003, 2006, 2007 when the collective scores of the games were like 125-21? Remember when we beat Notre Dame continuously with our worst teams in 100 years? Remember when there was really only one thing we could count on, that we would beat Notre Dame regardless of how bad we sucked?
August 30th, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
They think they are sooooo clever.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
yeah what did they mean by "remember the six". Is that some "solve your problems with aggression." thing?
August 30th, 2018 at 8:55 AM ^
I have the same question. What 6?
August 30th, 2018 at 8:47 AM ^
What is “remember the six”? I have no idea what the hell thats supposed to be.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
Apparently it's them remembering the six points they didn't get at the end of the 2014 game due to a penalty that got a pick six called back.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
Someone start a limerick thread.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:00 AM ^
there once where some clowns from south bend durrr..
imbibed too much whiskey on a bender
and when they woke, there'd been a poke and now they're all sore in the ender
August 30th, 2018 at 9:12 AM ^
There once was a defense, most overrated
It's destiny grimly ill-fated
No fumbles or lame-ducks to savor
The wolverines scored, on ground and in air
for lo, they now have a #Sheavior
August 30th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
"if the team goes 10-1, and that loss is to Michigan, the whole season is a loss!"
This guys gets the rivalry. Welcome back.
Now bite the pillow. We're going in dry.
August 30th, 2018 at 11:25 AM ^
Wow.
Welcome back Hatter.
You have been missed.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
Trash talk? Well allow me to retort.
Your university is affiliated with an institution that allowed and covered up child sexual abuse for decades, if not centuries.
Battle over. You lose.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:19 AM ^
What affiliation do they have with MSU and PSU?
August 30th, 2018 at 9:44 AM ^
He speaks of the Catholic Church affiliation.
August 30th, 2018 at 12:04 PM ^
This is, quite possibly, the best "over the head" reference gif I've seen. Duly stolen and I thank you. :)
August 30th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
"If you want to be TD Jesus and just hangout in the endzone..." HA! Made me laugh.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:16 AM ^
A Notre Dame guy claiming any other entity on Earth to be overrated...
August 30th, 2018 at 9:17 AM ^
that's a lot like when your little sister tried swearing for the first time....
you ass shit!
August 30th, 2018 at 9:20 AM ^
"Fielding Yost was a bigot"
Umm, irony? A Catholic (or at least a fan of a Catholic school) calling someone a bigot. That's rich, man...
The rhyme that started with "...fellow named Shea..." was pretty good. The other stuff all sucked. They suck at trash talk. Bigly.
August 30th, 2018 at 12:54 PM ^
I’m Catholic and I’m not a bigot against anyone. Just live your life and be kind to others. It’s not my business what you do in your life, just don’t be a dick to people. I think that’s a good general rule for society.
Scratch that, I’m a bigot towards Spartys and bucknuts.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:25 AM ^
Hmmm, maybe I'm remembering wrong but I had thought that ND fans were more literate than OSU fans. Maybe since the last game they've been inter-breeding with the Ohio hillbillies and learned how to post online.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:29 AM ^
Because my self worth is tied to the football team, I feel sad now.