Fuck Ohio
November 21st, 2021 at 3:59 PM ^
Just so we're clear on this: Fuck Ohio.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:05 PM ^
I would like to put this on the record:
Fucc Ohio
November 21st, 2021 at 4:27 PM ^
"Ohio, as many don't know, is an old Indian word for "Land of poor White People.".
-Dave Chapelle
November 21st, 2021 at 4:56 PM ^
"Ohio is the wasteland between Pittsburgh and Ann Arbor."
-RGard
November 21st, 2021 at 5:34 PM ^
My sister-in-law lives in Yellow Springs, which is where Dave Chappelle lives. She runs into him every now and then. My son goes to college in Ohio. As attested to by many here, Ohio is no Michigan.
November 21st, 2021 at 7:04 PM ^
By coincidence, my son (UM, 2008) is one of the exec producers of Chapelle's podcast series.
Goes to Yellow Springs a lot. Says it's a pretty nice little town.
Small world.
But, you know, fuck Ohio and the horse it rode in on.
November 21st, 2021 at 8:05 PM ^
It's an old hippie town, home to Antioch College. Hasn't changed in years. Dave is buying up property to help bring it along. He's opening a comedy club and a restaurant.
November 21st, 2021 at 8:30 PM ^
We live just down the street in Fairborn. We love going over to YS but have yet to run into Dave. This is a coworker of mine whose engagement shoot got photobombed by Dave in YS.
November 21st, 2021 at 8:30 PM ^
Meechigan's reputation summed up perfectly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&t=40s
November 21st, 2021 at 6:58 PM ^
I think he meant “Fuck, Ohio”
November 21st, 2021 at 4:01 PM ^
Fuck ‘em
November 21st, 2021 at 5:19 PM ^
This is the better way. People don't always realize there is a large UM following in Ohio (second only to osu and possibly ND). The best students in Ohio... often go to U of M.
(Also an insult to Ohio University... they deserve better than getting lumped in with osu).
November 21st, 2021 at 4:03 PM ^
I second this motion…please proceed with the fucking.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:44 PM ^
Once the motion has been made and seconded we can discuss the motion. With no further discussion I'd like to call a vote. All those in favor of telling ohio to fuck itself, please indicate by saying "aye".
November 21st, 2021 at 5:12 PM ^
all those opposed, please say 'aye'
the 'ayes' have it. you may proceed.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:03 PM ^
Mods: Please pin.
Also, the title says everything it needs to say.
November 21st, 2021 at 5:21 PM ^
That original photo is from a Chicago Bears game, I believe. I've seen it hanging in a few restaurants down there.
November 21st, 2021 at 5:48 PM ^
Nah, the original was at a European football match. The kid was wearing a Feyenoord jersey, so assuming it was there. Look up Mikey Wilson and you'll see other pics of him showing the bird.
November 21st, 2021 at 7:01 PM ^
I stand corrected.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:05 PM ^
I can dig that.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:09 PM ^
So, my brother just had a son a few months back. Shockingly, he has already spoken his first words! I guess he's a little early for that but he said "Fuck Ohio. Truly, sincerely and with the deepest parts of my baby soul, Fuck Ohio."
The strangest part is that he said it in his sleep. Upon waking he was back to ga-gas and go-goos. I can't say I disagree with him.
November 21st, 2021 at 5:29 PM ^
You can't fool us. We know the deal. Whenever you are left alone with the baby, you are teaching him 'Fuck Ohio.'
No reason to be ashamed. We all need uncles like you.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:09 PM ^
I'm 100% on board with this.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:10 PM ^
Man I can't wait 6 more days to see them getting fucked up on the field. Slowest week of the year for me.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:14 PM ^
Best post of the year. Win, lose, or draw this statement will always be true.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:19 PM ^
They have a song about how they don't care about the "whole state of Michigan".
Think about that...
The time, the memorization, the effort. They truly do care and cannot define the term ironic.
Quit going to Frankenmuth. Quit driving our fucking cars. Quit going to Traverse City, and quit recruiting Detroit, then we'll see how much you don't care about our awesome fucking state that doesn't pollute their lakes and rivers to the extent they catch fire, you cousin-fucking scumbags.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:43 PM ^
*Don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan. But points for the sentiment. 14 words in a song isn’t hard to memorize…I know, it is with an Ohio education. Beat you to it haha.
November 21st, 2021 at 5:41 PM ^
Thank you for showing how low the bar is set in Ohio.
November 21st, 2021 at 6:12 PM ^
Well, considering that the majority of them need help spelling out all four letters of their state's name, getting stuck after the first two... So many entire words strung together is way beyond their capabilities, especially considering it is an entire sentence.
November 21st, 2021 at 8:43 PM ^
The first two? Nah man, when we spell it around the stadium my brain can only handle one letter.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:20 PM ^
Agreed
November 21st, 2021 at 4:22 PM ^
Fuck Ohio!
(this like Dead Poets Society where we all stand on our desks and say “I am Spartacus!” or whatever it is they say right?! Even if it isn’t I’m all in. If I can get 1000 Fuck Ohios in the next week I’ll donate my body to science.)
November 21st, 2021 at 6:19 PM ^
Speaking of Dead Poets Society, a barbaric YAWP is the sound a young buckeye fan makes upon defecating into their first cooler.
November 21st, 2021 at 9:22 PM ^
Pooping in a cooler seems like the act of a sweaty toothed madman….
November 21st, 2021 at 4:23 PM ^
Mods: Sticky this to the top please!
November 21st, 2021 at 4:24 PM ^
The whole state of Ohio can….
November 21st, 2021 at 4:29 PM ^
As vigorously as possible.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:42 PM ^
That's Awesome.
The Bobcat is punching with an "Enthusiasm Unknown To Mankind"!!!
November 21st, 2021 at 8:05 PM ^
Ouch! That's definitely not one of my better photos. I'm usually much more photogenic than this, for example:
November 21st, 2021 at 4:33 PM ^
We're coming for you, Meechigan.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:40 PM ^
If by coming you mean blowing a load and by Meechigan you mean truck drivers then yes, I agree.
November 21st, 2021 at 5:36 PM ^
Bring it, you anemic little nut.