Friday POSBANG - Beat The Falcons (NTF)* Edition
* Not those Falcons... Deserves mentioning due to the only Falcons in college football that SHOULD come to mind are my alma mater Air Force Falcons! Which I'm coincidentally traveling to see play their Friday night game vs Utah State. Then I'll be taking in the Michigan game vs those second rate Falcons on Saturday night.
So tune in tonight to see the ONLY performing mascot in the NCAA!
Go Blue! Go Air Force!
September 15th, 2023 at 12:40 AM ^
But who will feed the children?
September 15th, 2023 at 7:51 AM ^
September 15th, 2023 at 8:06 AM ^
One of my favorite movies.
September 15th, 2023 at 8:22 AM ^
you've been ruining everyone's lives and eating all our steak
September 15th, 2023 at 9:17 AM ^
Logged into upvote. My favorite use of a gif in all of my time on this here blog.
September 15th, 2023 at 10:28 AM ^
Wait a second, you mean it is not this gif....
September 15th, 2023 at 12:48 PM ^
Don't ever change
September 15th, 2023 at 5:37 PM ^
This one is what the posbang thread was made for. I mean look at that.......
........
........high-quality bedding!!
September 15th, 2023 at 1:32 AM ^
Wolverine v Falcon. Bang!
September 15th, 2023 at 2:17 AM ^
Isn’t that Blade?
September 15th, 2023 at 12:11 PM ^
Huge Ackman!
September 15th, 2023 at 7:37 AM ^
Corrected. Thanks!
September 15th, 2023 at 1:39 AM ^
i was supposed to go to the game and party all weekend in Michigan but i am now officiating a wedding in ohio so i won’t be watching much football until ~6pm. who the fuck gets married on a fall Saturday?!?
so glad it’s a night game this weekend. quite fortuitous. let’s bang
September 15th, 2023 at 6:25 AM ^
I let all friends and family know that fall weddings…I’m out, nothing personal, I’ll send a gift, but I wait all year for college football and…you have +/-36 other weekends to make me watch you make mistakes while eating bad food and listening to the love boat band followed by watching the white man’s overbite when the DJ shows…
September 15th, 2023 at 6:40 AM ^
Summed up perfectly.
My motto is, unless you’re one of the five people I care about getting married, don’t invite me. I don’t want to go.
September 15th, 2023 at 8:12 AM ^
My wife wanted a Fall wedding. I said absolutely not. We can have it in the Spring/Summer. It is one of the few arguements that I have won over the course of our relationship.
September 15th, 2023 at 9:51 AM ^
Never been to an Indian, Chinese or vietnamese wedding?
You're missing out! Fun and great food.
September 15th, 2023 at 6:48 AM ^
That's like... The cardinal sin.
You must be a great friend to agree to such nonsense.
September 15th, 2023 at 10:21 AM ^
Upvoted for emotional support, not to advocate someone dragging you to a wedding on a football Saturday (the nerve!), in Ohio of all places…
September 15th, 2023 at 12:48 PM ^
I'm confused by the framing here. Are you the emergency officiant after somebody wiser bailed at the last minute?
You're also lucky that it's Bowling Green, the least interesting of this season's cupcakes.
September 15th, 2023 at 2:48 AM ^
But with due deference for BGSU, the Harbaughs, and the venerable Craig Ross, let's win with dignity.
Go Blue! Beat the spread, demonstrate OL improvements and RB decision making, then get our starters out early with a solid lead in the 3rd quarter.
TL;DR Bang softly
September 15th, 2023 at 5:23 AM ^
we are playing bowling green. that means lawn bowling. get with it, the challenge is this:
falcons don't bowl. their claws can't hold on to the ball. distract them with some carrion and i bet they don't even come out on the field.
September 15th, 2023 at 7:15 AM ^
Vulture is walking through an airport with an aardvark under each arm. At check in the airline employee asks if he wishes to check his baggage. He replies, "No thanks, they're carrion".
September 15th, 2023 at 10:23 AM ^
Don’t roll on Shabbos
September 15th, 2023 at 6:03 AM ^
Probably the last true stress free Saturday but I'm sure I'll find a way to get anxiety tomorrow night! Go Blue!!
September 15th, 2023 at 6:29 AM ^
You’ve been around long enough to remember the days when every game day was nerve-wracking.
Enjoy these glorious days of beating everyone (until we decide to beat ourselves).
September 15th, 2023 at 6:28 AM ^
Already got the piggie in the smoker...
September 15th, 2023 at 6:46 AM ^
Today your smoked meat should have two legs and have wings.
September 15th, 2023 at 6:50 AM ^
Deriving nourishment from the souls of your enemy. I like it...
September 15th, 2023 at 6:31 AM ^
Where is B1G Tailgate this week? I’ve got my “The REAL Bowling Green is in Kentucky” sign ready and it is too far to make Gameday in Boulder.
September 15th, 2023 at 6:41 AM ^
There’s a good photo store in Bowling Green ohio fwiw
September 15th, 2023 at 7:07 AM ^
Happy tripe witching day. I hope a large portion of the $3.4 trillion in today’s anticipated volume lands plentifully in your account.
Go blue. Let’s abandon the outside run and establish some power. Keep JJs arm in the barn.
Go Blue
September 15th, 2023 at 7:46 AM ^
My first thought was the Atlanta Falcons! Those “dirty birds” might not easily beat our NFL ready Wolverines!
Go Blue!
September 15th, 2023 at 8:04 AM ^
I love fridays in the fall because that means.......
Michigan Football tomorrow!!!!
Go Blue!
September 15th, 2023 at 8:13 AM ^
Car prom tonight, then aerating the lawn and rebuilding a retaining wall tomorrow as I wait for the game. Might just throw a pork butt on the smoker tomorrow also.
I'm also kind of interested in hearing the MSU/UW announcers awkwardly talk about masturbation.
Go Blue!
September 15th, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
Oh my. Please, please, please tell me Penix will be calling the game again.
September 15th, 2023 at 8:16 AM ^
Banging 101
Can someone with computer pasting skills put Mel's head on this guy.
September 15th, 2023 at 8:56 AM ^
Mel is nasty
September 15th, 2023 at 8:22 AM ^
Falcons are like Eagles, Eagles play in Philly, Philly steak sandwiches tomorrow at tailgate...logic.
September 15th, 2023 at 9:10 AM ^
Hell ya!
September 15th, 2023 at 9:29 AM ^
Let's finish working out those kinks!!
September 15th, 2023 at 9:36 AM ^
Friday. Thank heavens.
September 15th, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
Happy Michigan Football Friday MGoBloggers ! Here's to everyone staying healthy this weekend, JJ continuing his propensity to throw dimes and Davis Warren getting his confdence back with a good second half. Bang, bang and Go Blue !
September 15th, 2023 at 10:15 AM ^
If it's a POSBANG Friday, I shall respectfully wait for EGJ's contribution.
Go Blue!
September 15th, 2023 at 10:19 AM ^
My pre-K kid has been obsessed with MMB music lately so we’re going to the game tomorrow. Not sure how long we’ll stay but this seems the right time to march in with the band, watch the pre-game show, and see at least a few drives to understand the context of the tunes to make a lifelong fan. Let the indoctrination begin!
September 15th, 2023 at 10:34 AM ^
BANG BANG!!!