Favorite Buckeye Jokes
November 28th, 2009 at 9:32 PM ^
November 28th, 2009 at 11:33 PM ^
December 31st, 2011 at 7:52 PM ^
OH........IO
OH........IO
WE ARE........SO SMART
WE CAN........SPELL STUFF
IF WE ........WORK TOGETHER
OH........IO
OH........IO
November 18th, 2012 at 3:53 PM ^
This is an excellent joke when told correctly. This is not that version.
An ohio fan and a MICHIGAN fan, happen upon a tragic scene, a dead body on the side of the road. Both call 9-1-1. Both get out of their cars and see a the victim is a female who is dead and unclothed, lying on her back. After a short conversation, out of respect, the Michigan fan places is scarf over her chest and the ohio fan places his hat over her lower body. The Sherrif arrives and takes a closer look at the crime scene. As he inspects the body he removes the scarf, inspects, quickly and replaces the scarf. Then he moves the hat. He stares at what he see's at length,all the while shaking his head. Finally the Michigan fan speaks up and asks for decency sake for him to replace the hat, he does. When the Michigan fan asks what the big deal was, why he had examined under the hat so long, the Sherrif replies--" It's just that in 20 years on the job the ONLY thing I've ever found under an Ohio State hat is an asshole."