Eff the Big Ten, Petitti, UM caving, and Maryland Haikus

Submitted by Hensons Mobile… on November 17th, 2023 at 6:14 AM

The frightened turtle

Will hide in its shell because

It fears our haikus

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Hensons Mobile…

November 17th, 2023 at 6:15 AM ^

America's Team.
HAIL to the chief Jim Harbaugh.
Go red, white, and BLUE!

But Michigan caved.
What the hell, man? Whatever.
In Sherrone we trust.

The Terps will turtle
Because it is November.
Practice for The Game.

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Darker Blue

November 17th, 2023 at 6:32 AM ^

Roses are red Violets are Blue

I was down in Columbus and I had to poo

So I looked for a loo all over the land

Searching through people fucking their hand

Then I met Day and he gave me a ruler

Told me think like a buckeye and shit in a cooler 

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NelzQ

November 17th, 2023 at 6:37 AM ^

The only scenario that makes sense is Michigan accepts the suspension to end the conflict; then, later today the B10 reduces the suspension to either time served or two games. 

Compromise.
 

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NonAlumFan

November 17th, 2023 at 7:48 AM ^

I'm holding out hope that there is an ulterior motive that Michigan leadership decided on and is keeping close to the chest. Maybe UM was okay with the precedent being set that head coaches can be held responsible for any violations. Next step is to release the evidence that they have on OSU either before The Game or in the off-season to get Day suspended for the game/this postseason/next season. Surely swapping signs with other teams, giving money to recruits/players, paying for the PI that started this, etc. is worse than a violation for one staff member organizing a way to get the same information that every team has?

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Butch-dontcall…

November 17th, 2023 at 7:23 AM ^

B1G really sucks

Michigan against the world

Go Blue forever

 

three thoughts--

1- why would Harbaugh accept if he was not staying..

2-why would Harbaugh accept if he did not think the team could kick buckeye ass without him..

3- f*** osu

 

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Jon06

November 17th, 2023 at 7:46 AM ^

President Santa,
Thought we were taking a stand.
We're standing alone.

Fuck Petty Tony!
Fuck the whole damn conference!
Why are we members?

Leave the Big Ten now!
Never play Moo U again--
For player safety.

There are no real rules--
Just Tony P's random flailing.
No more donations ever!

What are we doing?
Maryland? DGAF.
Harbaugh to the pros.

Should I watch this week?
It's utterly meaningless.
Michigan failed the players.

Hoke came real close but
Not even Rich Rod lost me.
Congratulations!

Cooler minds prevailed
Over disregarded truth.
Welcome to America.

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