Dick Mayo Bowl Open Thread
December 30th, 2020 at 12:10 PM ^
Extra thick n creamy mayo?
December 30th, 2020 at 12:11 PM ^
Also a little salty
So I'm told
December 30th, 2020 at 12:27 PM ^
Surprised the Seminoles didn't get an invite.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:11 PM ^
Took Michigan until the 3rd quarter to score on Wisconsin. Wake Forest did it on their first drive, under 4 minutes.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:20 PM ^
And some people want Harbaugh back...
December 30th, 2020 at 12:24 PM ^
Some people want Jeff Fisher to coach us too.
Point is people on the internet are stupid.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:52 PM ^
I'm not making excuses (as I make an excuse) for Harbaugh, but look at how bad Wisconsin looks on offense with 2 staring Olineman out. We had 5 new starters. That defense doesn't look the same either. Covid football sucks. Having said that, I can't wait till see the Friday games.
December 30th, 2020 at 1:03 PM ^
Wisconsin's O looks bad because they're not playing UM or Illinois. 7 against NW, 6 vs IU, 7 vs Iowa and 20 vs Minnesota in OT.
December 30th, 2020 at 1:19 PM ^
Its not just this year's Wisconsin game. It's a culmination of the last 5.5 years.
December 30th, 2020 at 1:50 PM ^
Exactly, 6 years of Harbaugh has gotten us this - certainly not Leaders and the Best:
- 0-5 vs OSU, covid saved us from 0-6
- 3-3 vs MSU
- 0 B1G titles, not even playing in the B1G title game let alone CFP
- best road win is against #20 Northwestern
- 1-4 in bowl games
- 0-15 when Michigan is an underdog
- 2-12 vs. top 10 teams
- worst halftime deficit in Michigan stadium history & 2nd worst loss ever at home
- home loss to an 0-5 team
- 4 straight home losses
- talented players transferring / leaving the program early
- questionable roster management and seemingly disorganized recruiting
- could not keep the players from missing the last 3 games
- 4th highest paid coach in the country
December 30th, 2020 at 12:13 PM ^
Remember when we carved up Wisconsin’s defense like Wake just did on their opening drive?
On a completely unrelated note, Absinthe is delicious.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:29 PM ^
You are making me yearn for the olde absinthe house in the French quarter. Absinthe to go, please!
December 30th, 2020 at 2:14 PM ^
Strange, I found absinthe to be the most disgusting thing I've ever drunk. Actually its in close contention with mixing a smoky alcohol with lemon in any sort of cocktail. That combination tastes like putrefying bodies.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:15 PM ^
So what is in the swag bag for this bowl?
December 30th, 2020 at 12:16 PM ^
Why have I never heard of Dick Mayo before today?
Sounds delicious
December 30th, 2020 at 12:53 PM ^
You like that, you'll love Dick cheese. ?
December 30th, 2020 at 12:17 PM ^
Dukes is the only decent American made mayo and that's all I have to say about this subject.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:18 PM ^
user name checks out
user statement is also correct
December 30th, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^
You sound like Forrest, Forrest Gump...are you from Greenbow, Alabama?
December 30th, 2020 at 12:56 PM ^
Close enough. I did live in Savannah for a bit near that bench he sat on.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:59 PM ^
Nice! Love that movie!
December 30th, 2020 at 12:57 PM ^
Little too much lemon, imo.
December 30th, 2020 at 2:02 PM ^
One of these year's these bowl games are going to be sponsored by Bob's Towing or Jose's Bail Bonds like a low rate Nascar team.
December 30th, 2020 at 2:15 PM ^
I'm all about japanese mayo, they leave some yolk in and it tastes like deviled eggs.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:22 PM ^
Boy Wisconsin sucks
Michigan should hire the wake forest staff
December 30th, 2020 at 12:23 PM ^
Watching every other offense in the NCAA be able to move the ball at will through the air is amazing.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:24 PM ^
I’m convinced that the folks who want Harbaugh back don’t watch many games outside of Michigan’s.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:34 PM ^
It is frustrating to see how many fucking teams can field a competent quarterback. Our “wow” plays are so few and far between I forget you’re allowed to score quickly.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:25 PM ^
Announcers are a joke. Among other things, they say the teams are "so happy to be playing" - yet Wisc players look uninterested to be there.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:27 PM ^
They're playing for a jug of mayo, I'd be stoked
December 30th, 2020 at 12:37 PM ^
I'd imagine some of those Wisc guys love their mayo.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:50 PM ^
Especially if it has a Dick in it!
December 30th, 2020 at 12:28 PM ^
Wow, WF up two touchdowns
December 30th, 2020 at 12:29 PM ^
Wisky looking very Michigan-like early on.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:31 PM ^
Dick Mayo?
Indeed. Wisconsin is currently on the receiving end of some good bukkake.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:32 PM ^
It's depressing to see Wisconsin be this bad and UM to have lost to them, though I guess when they had basically a month to prepare for a Michigan team down their 2 ends, 2 tackles, and I believe a starting safety it isn't that surprising.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:34 PM ^
Wisc is down several starters today.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:40 PM ^
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:33 PM ^
You have to love that the southern teams get practical home games for these bowls. Wake Forrest is ~1hr drive from the stadium.
December 30th, 2020 at 1:17 PM ^
Yea. You’d think more people would like to visit Detroit, Minneapolis, or Milwaukee in late December early January...
December 30th, 2020 at 1:28 PM ^
Or... they could have the teams meet in *neutral* locations that are still warm-weather climes. Instead of having Wisc play Wake in their backyard, send them both to Texas or Arizona.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:33 PM ^
I’m just glad Michigan got rid of don brown who was the root cause of all Michigan’s suffering. (Checks stats from O and D during that time). Hmmm...I regret to inform you that the offensive staff still remains, and they have yet to crack even very good under harbaugh, let alone elite. :/
December 30th, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^
Whisky. A shell of their former self. WF moving the ball all over the place. UM has fallen so far, let’s see if Harbaugh knows how to get back up - assuming he comes back.
December 30th, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^
The cheese curds score to make it 14-7
December 30th, 2020 at 1:19 PM ^
I hate corporate only named Bowl Games. It makes an even bigger mockery of the bowl system. Have an actual name for the bowl and have it sponsored.
Did you know Michigan played in the Guaranteed Rate Bowl? Well it was called the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl. And since has been the Ticket City Bowl, the Motel 6 Bowl, The Cactus Bowl, and the original Cheez-It Bowl.
The payout isn’t even worth having to go through the hassle of saying to your team: “Alright guys we can make or break our season by winning the Duke’s Mayo Bowl”
December 30th, 2020 at 1:23 PM ^
The Motel 6 bowl is much too prestigious for the 2020 Michigan Football Team.
December 30th, 2020 at 2:38 PM ^
Since nobody here really gives a shit what happens in this game I'll threadjack with this terrible news:
Dawn Wells, Mary Ann on 'Gilligan's Island,' Dies at 82
December 30th, 2020 at 3:06 PM ^
Damnit 2020!! Most of my friends fancied Ginger but I was a Mary Ann guy all the way.
December 30th, 2020 at 2:39 PM ^
What a blatant passing interference. They would call that against us 100% of the time.
December 30th, 2020 at 2:56 PM ^
Do I want to know what is in the Gatorade tub that will inevitably get dumped on someone?