Crystal Ball Movement for Jarrett Patterson to Michigan
December 22nd, 2017 at 3:46 PM ^
Because 2017 sucks, that's why.
December 22nd, 2017 at 1:21 PM ^
Twas The Night night before Christmas, when all through the Big House
Gregg Henson had finally stopped tweeting, not even over Mary Sue Coleman's vodka spilled blouse.
The sources were filtered by mgoblog with care,
In hopes that a Jarrett Patterson soon would be there;
The Michigan Recruiting HQ members were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Jimmy H kicking Dantonio's ass danced in their heads;
And WolverineDevotee in his custom-made away jerseys, and Magnus in his lucky cap,
Had just settled down for a long off-season nap,
When out on President Schlissel's front lawn there arose such a clatter,
UMBig11 sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the GBW site, Night_King flew like a flash,
Logged onto the Victors Board and fed Samm Webb some more cash
Meanwhile, the empty bleachers at the Big House were filled with new-fallen snow,
Gave the pondering Michigan fans wonders how our program had at one point sunk this low
When, what to wondering eyes should appear (!?),
But a man from Mission Viejo, California, and his lovely girlfriend holding a 6 pack of root beer,
With a little confirmation of Sam Webb's word of law, so lively and quick,
LSA2000 knew in a moment it must be Jarrett Patterson!
More rapid than Brian Cook's bloggings, his kick-ass assistants they came,
And Jim hand-shaked, and shouted, and called the greats by name;
"Now, Yost! now, Fritz! now Bo and Ufer!
On, Harmon! on Desmond! on, Woodson and Carter!
Forget Rojo's mother's take ! Lets start recruiting all over the Great Lakes!
This is Michigan! This is Michigan fergodsakesl!"
And for all... I say to you, go blue!
December 22nd, 2017 at 1:42 PM ^
December 22nd, 2017 at 6:23 PM ^
I feel very proud for having made it into your poem.
December 23rd, 2017 at 9:36 AM ^
is thoroughly impressive. +1 to you good sir, if only I could send more!
December 22nd, 2017 at 3:49 PM ^
December 22nd, 2017 at 7:08 PM ^
Looks like Greg Frey may be haeding to FSU, Willie Taggart is not retaining Rick Trickett and Frey is a FSU alum.
Go Blue
December 23rd, 2017 at 1:41 AM ^