Columbus is the Worst Place Ever...
I have to be in Columbus, Oh to visit my wife’s family, but as soon as Friday rolls around I am out of here. This place is one of the Worst places in the world to live because of Ohio State University and what it has done to the psych of the people here. The freaking city buses say “Beat Xichigan” because they either can’t spell simple words properly or because they refuse to say the name of Michigan because of some stupid tradition. Their coaches won’t say “Michigan.” They will mark “X” on the “M” around town. They will teach there children to call horrible diseases or conditions like cancer “Michigan”. They will have a “Give Your Blue” homeless clothes drive where people will actually buy Michigan clothing and give it to the people sleeping on the streets of downtown Columbus. They will laugh in their hearts knowing that the only reason they gave those clothes was because of the idea of a homeless man being the only “Michigan fan” is some how funny to these sad and sadistic people. They are so proud, so arrogant, that their stench can be smelled well past Frank Rd and I-71... this place is the worst and I pray to God that this team will be humbled, because of these people....
Michigan 49 - Ohio State 3... Amen
November 27th, 2019 at 1:06 PM ^
Water is wet
November 27th, 2019 at 1:10 PM ^
I'm watching M-ISU on ESPN+ and I keep seeing commercials for Ohio State and Columbus State Community College.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:59 PM ^
Seems redundant
November 27th, 2019 at 1:11 PM ^
What a shitty Thanksgiving for you my friend. Divorce is always an option...
November 27th, 2019 at 1:28 PM ^
Now that’s funny... my wife is not a Buckeye fan, if she was, we wouldn’t haven gotten married.... But I do have douch-bag brother-in-laws that are... so there’s that...
November 27th, 2019 at 1:48 PM ^
Just met my son's new GF who is the daughter of a former Buckeye that played for Woody. She's not a fan, so bullet dodged.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:16 PM ^
Next time you go back check out the Thurman Cafe and order a Thurmator, a side of onion rings and any craft beer and you'll find one spot in Columbus that's not too bad.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:29 PM ^
Looks like it was flavored with nut
November 27th, 2019 at 1:32 PM ^
If your nut comes out orange... you need to see a DR QUICKLY!
November 27th, 2019 at 1:36 PM ^
Look closer
November 27th, 2019 at 1:47 PM ^
Must of been a threesome.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:34 PM ^
Looks like there could be some sort of infection involved as well.
Go see the doctor.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:00 PM ^
I want to puke. Up-voted you for the accurate identification of gentlemen's relish, but now I can't unread your comment and feel nauseous.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:28 PM ^
Where'd they find that in November?
November 27th, 2019 at 1:46 PM ^
That is a heart attack on a bun and I know much about the former. It's no wonder the Buckeyes aren't all comatose or deceased.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:49 PM ^
He's taking a BX this week.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:18 PM ^
Quick Columbus story. 3 weeks ago we are driving through Columbus on our way to Pittsburgh. My wife is driving and our Jeep has a UM license plate frame. Some asshole starts tailgating us and honking. It's about 10 am on a game day for O$U. So he's flashing his lights and honking and flipping the bird.
I try to convince my wife to slam her brakes, because the spare tire on the back of the Jeep would cushion us but completely crumple the hood of his car. She won't do it.
So this asshole speeds around us and then slams his brakes right in front of us. Luckily we stopped short.
Fucking d-bags.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:12 PM ^
If that ever happens again, get and report his license plate number. Who knows? Maybe some member of law enforcement will talk to him about it.
November 27th, 2019 at 3:07 PM ^
There's law enforcement in Columbus?
November 28th, 2019 at 9:24 AM ^
Agree. Pull out your phone and video the bastard driving recklessly.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:22 PM ^
I drive through Columbus a couple times a year to see my mother-in-law (who is now in Kentucky, but just south of the Ohio River a couple hours south of Columbus).
There's a section on I-71 just north of downtown Columbus that's three lanes. Inevitably I'll be driving along in the middle lane at a reasonable speed with no one in the left lane and cars entering the highway in the right lane. Some idiot will drive up behind me in the middle lane, decide to pass me on the right, and when they have to slow down because of the cars merging in the right lane they'll give me a dirty look. Even though the entire left lane is free.
I have Ontario plates and no bumper stickers so I don't get any other trash.
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November 27th, 2019 at 1:19 PM ^
Wait is that true? city buses do this whole X thing...really? Childish. I mean coaches, fans doing it is one thing the public works is involved is a level of obsession. Goodness.
Thank goodness I was not born anywhere close to that area or parents weren't OSU fans or whatever. Don't these guys have anything else to do other than obsess over Michigan?
May be they want to have academic standards like Umich and are jealous...uh nevermind.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:22 PM ^
Even their stupid fight song- "We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan,", don't give a damn but let's make sure they are in our fight song. Stupid, middle-schoolish. Why did Michigan ever teach them how to play football?
November 27th, 2019 at 3:52 PM ^
No, no, don't you see how it's such a sick burn? {eye roll}
November 27th, 2019 at 1:19 PM ^
One of my best Michigan friends, and UM Alum says to me let's go to Columbus for the Game next year. Immediately I bring to his attention the fact that if you have anything on your car with Michigan on it and go to that game, I have heard of bricks and rocks being thrown through windows, cars keyed and tires slashed. If you wear Michigan gear and go to that game i have heard people get shit dumped on them.
No Thanks. I don't see any reason to go there whatsoever. Sorry that our team has to play in that shithole.
Go Blue!
November 27th, 2019 at 3:02 PM ^
I live here and wear Michigan gear on the regular. It’s fine. I get more “Go Blue” calls from fellow Michigan supporters I cross paths with than I do flack from Buckeye fans tbh. It’s only bad on Campus in my experience and if you can handle people telling you to “fuck off” every once in a while you’ll survive. I only go to campus for Michigan games any way.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:21 PM ^
They have some pretty good breweries, and now they have a hex I put under the mattress at a 4 star hotel on that ugly ugly campus. I'll wait for the reveal.
Go Blue!
November 27th, 2019 at 3:06 PM ^
A 4 star hotel? You must be rich and famous. Lol
November 27th, 2019 at 1:28 PM ^
I was once in a bar in Columbus with my girlfriend. A drunk OSU fan called me a “goofy ass need” and proceeded to try and hump my girlfriend until we left. He stopped her on the way out and gave here a napkin that read “drop that zero and get with a hero, 614-233-xxxx”. I hate that place. To make matters worse, I’m pretty sure the skank called that loser.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:45 PM ^
Hey man it's 2019 and, outside of Ohio, the rest of us don't care that you like the dick.
Stop dragging imaginary girlfriends into this.
November 27th, 2019 at 5:43 PM ^
Because his story isn't real and he Teo'd a female into it, I was speculating it was because he likes dudes more and Ohio seems like one of the last places that would keep them closeted.
But apparently you can "hate" everything about Ohio except for their potential bigotry, who knew?
November 27th, 2019 at 2:30 PM ^
TBB is a troll.
do not feed.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:31 PM ^
Eh. That’s just Zach Smith. Ignore him
November 27th, 2019 at 4:16 PM ^
This one time at band camp...
November 27th, 2019 at 1:29 PM ^
Went to see UM/OSU play hockey outdoors in Cleveland several years ago. After the game we were in a bar and a Suckeye fan tried to throw up on my wife. Thankfully his buddy pulled him away and he threw up on the floor. Idiots.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:41 PM ^
Wait a fuckin minute!
He was doing that specifically because you were UofM fans? Or just drunk clown spewing randomly?
November 27th, 2019 at 2:47 PM ^
These stories are depressing. You fuckers need to grow some balls and knock some teeth out.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:37 PM ^
Well known fact, being stuck in Ohio inspired man to conquer flight.
I mean they didn't even want to be on the ground anymore it sucks that bad :(
November 27th, 2019 at 3:52 PM ^
I hope they side with the south for the next civil war. Just so we can dig up General Sherman and point him to Columbus.
November 27th, 2019 at 4:12 PM ^
Really. What is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?
November 27th, 2019 at 1:40 PM ^
Saw Meyer bitch about our shirts last year, he'd never let his team do it but let's take M's out of all the words. Hypocritical douchebag.
November 27th, 2019 at 5:56 PM ^
Exactly. Bitches about respect and uses TTUN. Fucking hate that program and all the help they don't need but get anyway.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:40 PM ^
I’ve lived in Columbus for about 8 years now and it’s a great place to live. If OSU could be taken away it would be even better.
Had to have surgery yesterday at an OSU hospital. Better believe I went in with my Michigan sweatshirt.
November 27th, 2019 at 1:57 PM ^
I assume it was a vasectomy?
OSU doctors do know a lot about handling other men's packages.
November 27th, 2019 at 2:16 PM ^
Maybe that's what Zach's ball lifter was for? Post snip care?
November 27th, 2019 at 1:42 PM ^
I don't care about the whole city wide "Beat Xichigan" thing, in fact I wish we all could get behind beating OSU this week, you may dismiss it but players see that stuff all week and I'm sure they feed off it.
That homeless thing though? Yeesh. Never would I ever give a homeless person something with OSU on it.