College Football Haiku - Week 11
November 15th, 2021 at 8:50 AM ^
Cade is not that tall
But his awesome throw to All
Made PSU fall
November 15th, 2021 at 8:54 AM ^
BEAT MARYLAND FIRST!
Thoughts of defeating Buckeyes...
BEAT MARYLAND FIRST!
November 15th, 2021 at 8:55 AM ^
Magnus made fun of
My Haiku
Last Week. I can't count.
November 15th, 2021 at 9:44 AM ^
Magnus will return
To make fun of your Haiku
Best of luck next time
November 15th, 2021 at 10:00 AM ^
You can count but can't
Simply write three lines and then
Call it a haiku
Or rather you can
Call anything a haiku
Doesn't make it so
November 15th, 2021 at 9:08 AM ^
Choo-choo, motherfuck-
ers. All aboard the good vibes
train. Haters, piss off.
November 15th, 2021 at 9:25 AM ^
We are Penn State
But not very good.
Now in Happy Valley
There is a mountain of sadness,
November 15th, 2021 at 10:03 AM ^
They're Marylanders
Beat them Saturday so they're
Not very merry
November 15th, 2021 at 11:01 AM ^
Cade showed guts and heart
Comeback on the road succeeds
Beat Maryland next
November 15th, 2021 at 11:09 AM ^
There was a young man from St. Looey
Whose recruiting rankings were all hooey
Not worried about his jewels
He'd hurdle all the fools
And make the announcers go kablooey.
November 15th, 2021 at 12:33 PM ^
Such style. Such nuance. Such elegant turns of phrase.
November 15th, 2021 at 11:21 AM ^
Look past Maryland.
Prepare for Ohio State.
They're all that matter.
November 15th, 2021 at 11:54 AM ^
Pretentious turtles
Is all that Terrapins are
They look like speed bumps
November 15th, 2021 at 12:15 PM ^
Playoffs start this week
Business trip to Maryland
Beat Ohio fucks
November 15th, 2021 at 12:39 PM ^
Terps own September
But lo, when the leaves turn! Now:
Smoked Lox November
November 15th, 2021 at 12:51 PM ^
Down late fourth quarter
Finally much less B-Pone
Michigan has dudes!
One game at a time
Force turtles into their shells
o-$-u can wait
9 wins already
so much to be thankful for
except big ten refs
November 15th, 2021 at 1:00 PM ^
Beat the Buckeyes, Please
Beat the fucking Buckeyes, Please
Beat the Buckeyes, Please
November 16th, 2021 at 9:58 AM ^
Turtle crap on shell
The Wolverines smell them out
And bury their shit