February 15th, 2018 at 5:12 PM ^
It will more than likely be bad, but I will probably see it, because I liked the first one so much
Not that horrible Jaden Smith movie. Watching a little kid get beat up was awful
February 15th, 2018 at 2:08 PM ^
Oh my sweet summer child.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:06 PM ^
So, you're not right.
That would make you..... Wrrrrrrr... go ahead, say it with me.... Wrrrrrrr....
February 15th, 2018 at 6:20 PM ^
is that you?
February 15th, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
That is going to go over so many millenial heads.
February 15th, 2018 at 1:59 PM ^
Put him in a body bag Johnny
February 15th, 2018 at 2:21 PM ^
It's "GET HIM A BODY BAG!" followed by maniacal laughter? WTF is wrong with young people these days???
February 15th, 2018 at 2:22 PM ^
"Hey, it's the '80s!"
February 15th, 2018 at 3:43 PM ^
"Ready Player One" loves the 80's. Listening to it on audiophile now. Pretty intriguing future
February 15th, 2018 at 5:07 PM ^
Don't blame the youth. They just take what ever comes up first after they ask Siri to search Google for the answer. How are they supposed to know that some idiot posted it on answers.com wrong.
Yes, get off my yard, bitches.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:20 PM ^
you've got a problem with that? Honestly I can't believe they are trying to wring more money out of that old franchise.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:47 PM ^
Top Gun 2 is a real thing.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:53 PM ^
seen that is coming also. If something was popular Hollywood will beat it into the ground. I guess they have run our of original ideas.
February 15th, 2018 at 8:23 PM ^
for Depends.
February 16th, 2018 at 12:50 AM ^
Have you seen thelineup for "new" TV shows this year? Wringing money from far less successful franchises:
Heathers
Roseanne
Murphy Brown
Charmed
Lost In Space
I blame this all on the incredible success of Episode 1 20 years ago. Jar Jar Binks continues to fuck us all over even after he's gone. (He's dead right? We can bank on that? Like, he's not some lifeform that lives for 200 years or something and is gonna show up to save Rey two years from now?)
February 15th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
Until the last bits of change stop falling out
February 15th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
Sweep the leg!
February 15th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
Wow I'm hyped. Looking forward to it. Unfortunately it'll probably suck.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
I just wish it were a different angle. Kind of like Danny is the sensei now to some kid so things could come back full circle.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:04 PM ^
I hope they bring some closure and resolution to the series and that asshole bully Danny Larusso finally gets what he deserves.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:07 PM ^
YES! I've been saying this for years!
February 15th, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
An even bigger asshole is grandpa Joe from willy Wonka. What a free loading piece of shit he was. Doesn't walk or work for twenty years while Charlie's mom works her ass off to support him and then he dances a jig when he thinks he's getting free candy. Just horrible.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:10 PM ^
have seen that. It makes a compelling case. The best point it makes is how Mr. Miyagi Bruce Lee-d a group of 15 and 16 year olds and it was all good. I also have to agree that the beach melee was, on balance, Daniel's doing.
As for Cobra Kai. Looks awesome.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:30 PM ^
Another scene where Daniel is proven to be a sociopath is after the Cobra Kai instuctor punches the car windows and the infamous "honk" by Miyagi, the two are walking away and the following conversation occurs:
Daniel: "You couldn've killed him, huh?"
Miyagi: "Aye."
Daniel: "Well why didn't you then?"
He literally asked why he didn't kill a guy when given the chance?!? A real psycho.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:35 PM ^
right! Who the hell asks that question?
What a really, really sick kid.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:47 PM ^
Or were the writers in the 80's smart enough to know psychology like we know now?
February 15th, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
I was informed by my son yesterday that we should root for the Empire in Star Wars because the Rebels are terrorists. I pointed out that the Empire destroyed a whole planet of innocent people. He responded that there were many innocent engineers and construction workers on the Death Star when Luke destroyed it.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:31 PM ^
Sounds like somebody finally saw Clerks. You tell your son that any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved. If they got killed, that's their own fault.
February 15th, 2018 at 7:50 PM ^
Just like the roofers who worked on a mobster’s house
February 15th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
the years have not been kind...
February 15th, 2018 at 3:22 PM ^
Ralph Macchio is 57 years old.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:28 PM ^
How the hell did that happen!?!?!?!?! He was just in Cousin Vinny like 2 years ago and he looked great!
/time is a motherfucker
February 15th, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^
you DO know that Ralph was, like, in his mid-20s when he played the 14-15 year old Daniel in the original, right?
Dude has always had a baby face
February 15th, 2018 at 6:03 PM ^
My favorite movie about the law.
Marissa Tomei too. Yes, please.
February 15th, 2018 at 7:32 PM ^
Dude, absolutely. Probably the most underrated 90's/early 00's chick in movies.
That grandpa joe post was outstanding, btw
February 15th, 2018 at 7:48 PM ^
in Spiderman.
February 15th, 2018 at 10:05 PM ^
Agreed, but not nearly as hot as the aunt may in the Tobey maguire movies.
February 16th, 2018 at 9:16 AM ^
of my browser history!
February 15th, 2018 at 4:35 PM ^
hahah i was just going to post this
February 15th, 2018 at 2:07 PM ^
I watched a good chunk of Karate Kid III the other night, and it might be in the conversation for worst movie and acting of all time. If I’ll sit through some of that, I’d definitely watch this new stuff. Anything to turn back time and enjoy my long-ago youth for a few minutes.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
♫ Like a knight in shining armor, from a long time ago... da da da da daaaa♫
Shit, thought you wrote karate kid II. My vision is getting worse with age.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
final fight in Karate Kid 2 holds up. That is actually a pretty exciting few minutes.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:08 PM ^
Looks like a bad Super Bowl commercial.
February 15th, 2018 at 2:29 PM ^
Looks like a bad, late night, cable channel commercial