ChatGPT-based Threads

Since complaining about dumb threads is legion around these parts, I thought we might instead ask our AI overlords to generate threads for us. Below are exact (unedited) transcripts of both the prompt I gave to ChatGPT and its responses.

Prompt: Write a blog post meant for a Michigan football forum. 

Response: As a Michigan Wolverines fan, it's hard not to get excited about the upcoming football season. The Wolverines had a rough season last year, but with a new head coach and a talented group of players, there's a lot of hope for improvement.

One of the biggest storylines heading into the season is the quarterback position. Shea Patterson is entering his senior year and will look to build on his strong performance from last season. He has the talent and experience to be a leader for this team, and if he can stay healthy, he could have a big impact.

The Wolverines also have a deep and talented running back corps, led by Hassan Haskins and Zach Charbonnet. These two will be key to Michigan's success on the ground, and if they can establish a strong running game, it will open up the passing game for Patterson and the receivers.

On the defensive side of the ball, the Wolverines have some question marks, but there is still a lot of talent. Linebacker Josh Ross and defensive end Kwity Paye are two players to watch out for. If they can anchor the defense and make plays, it will go a long way towards improving Michigan's overall performance.

Overall, there are a lot of reasons to be optimistic about the Wolverines this season. With a strong group of players and a new coaching staff, there's a chance for Michigan to turn things around and have a successful year. As always, it's going to be a tough road in the Big Ten, but if the Wolverines can put it all together, they could surprise some people. Go Blue!

Prompt: Write a post that is meant for a Michigan football blog, focusing on JJ McCarthy.

Response: As a Michigan Wolverines fan, it's hard not to get excited about the upcoming football season and the potential of freshman quarterback JJ McCarthy. The 5-star recruit from Illinois was one of the top quarterback prospects in the country and chose to commit to the Wolverines over other top programs.

McCarthy has a strong arm and excellent pocket presence, and he has already impressed in spring practice and fall camp. He has the potential to be a special player for the Wolverines, and fans are excited to see what he can do on the field.

While McCarthy is still a freshman and there will inevitably be some growing pains, he has the talent and work ethic to succeed at the college level. He has a strong supporting cast around him, including talented receivers and a solid offensive line, which should help him adjust to the college game.

It's always tough to predict how a freshman quarterback will perform, but McCarthy has all the tools to be successful. Wolverines fans should be excited to see what he can do this season and in the years to come. Go Blue!

Prompt: Write a blog post meant for a Michigan football blog, this time about the coaching effectiveness during the TCU game.

Response: The Michigan Wolverines had a tough season opener against TCU, falling 30-27 in overtime. While there were certainly some standout performances from individual players, there are also some questions about the coaching staff's effectiveness in this game.

One area where the coaching staff seemed to struggle was in-game adjustments. TCU made some changes to their game plan in the second half, and the Wolverines seemed to struggle to respond. The Horned Frogs dominated time of possession and consistently moved the ball down the field, while the Wolverines offense stalled to find a rhythm.

Another issue was the team's inability to close out the game. Despite holding a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter, the Wolverines defense allowed TCU to march down the field and tie the game with just minutes left on the clock. In overtime, the defense gave up a touchdown on the first possession, putting the offense in a tough position.

It's only one game, and there's plenty of time for the coaching staff to make adjustments and improve. However, the opener against TCU exposed some weaknesses that need to be addressed. It will be important for the coaching staff to make the necessary changes and get the team back on track. Go Blue!

Conclusion: As you can see, AI generates shitty posts, too.