CC: The Non-Candidates

Submitted by Zone Left on

List of people who definitely won’t be Michigan’s head football coach next year is below. Please feel free to add any names you see fit. If a name fits any of these categories, don't bother posting their name here.

  • Anyone who is dead (e.g.)
    • Pop Warner, William the Conqueror
  • Anyone who hasn’t coached American football before
    • Tom Brady, Me, You
  • Any high school coaches
  • Anyone who has coached at Michigan in any capacity in the past
  • Any TV analysts
    • Rich Eisen, Jon Gruden
  • Retired head coaches over the age of 60
    • Lloyd Carr, Ron Zook, Mack Brown
  • Any current NFL head coach whose name doesn’t rhyme with “AWWW”
    • Mike Tomlin, Sean Payton
  • Any college head coach who has won a national title or made a national title game at his current school
    • Bob Stoops, Gus Malzahn
  • Coordinators with less cache than Tom Herman
  • Special cases
    • Bob Stitt (sorry)
    • Jim Mora Jr
    • Jim Mora Sr
    • Hugh Freeze
    • Steve Sarkesian
    • Gerg
    • Will Muschamp
    • Jim McElwain
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'14-'15 Head Coaching Candidates

mgowill

December 5th, 2014 at 12:49 PM ^

You only said "American Football."  Does this mean that Pep Guardiola is on the table now?

 

CC: Pep Guardiola

Age 43 and a defensive minded coach.  Career 0.7295 record as a manager and went 60-9-8 last year for a 0.7792 record.  He's on the upswing and if we can offer him $27 million he might be swayed from his current job.  Was a calm player and would probably be able to connect well with the youth of our team.  

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ijohnb

December 5th, 2014 at 1:16 PM ^

actors who have played football coaches in movies?  Billy Bob Thorton, Denzel Washington, James Caan. I would be good with any of those hires. 

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