Brad Robbins needs help
So, Brad Robbins is donating $50 to fight liver cancer for every punt he lands inside the 20 or sends longer than 50 yards this season as part of his Pin Cancer Deep campaign. So, by failing to force a single punt, Penn State … well, it's probably unfair to say they gave anyone cancer. But they definitely did cancer a favor. Make a donation at the link above to let cancer know the Michigan fanbase won't stand for that.
Sadly, he's promised to shave off his magnificent lip ferret if he hits his $30K goal. Somebody get in touch with him and ask him if he'd be willing to keep it if we can get him to, like, $40K?
UM Health’s Rogel Cancer Center is also selling Pin Cancer Deep T-shirts featuring Robbins’ outstanding mustache. (credit: Michigan Photography)
October 18th, 2022 at 1:10 PM ^
I'm concerned that shaving his mustache might have the same effect on his punting skills as cutting Samson's hair had on his strength.
But kudos for a worthy cause.
October 18th, 2022 at 1:14 PM ^
Make sure to send this to all of your PSU acquaintances.
Also, if he really cared about this cause, he'd be in the process of transferring to Iowa mid-season. /s
October 18th, 2022 at 2:03 PM ^
Brad's a great punter, but inside the 20 is a tall order given the awful field position that offense is giving you. They can't all be 75-yarders.
October 18th, 2022 at 3:24 PM ^
...sans mustache!
October 18th, 2022 at 1:15 PM ^
So Penn St hates cancer patients, you say?
October 18th, 2022 at 2:42 PM ^
That's what I heard, so we should definitely start the meme. Penn State doesn't care about cancer patients, pass it along.
October 18th, 2022 at 1:20 PM ^
This is fantastic! Brad you are the man...
October 18th, 2022 at 1:24 PM ^
Given we don't punt anymore, glad Robbins has found a new job!
October 18th, 2022 at 5:38 PM ^
Damn, Penn State, totally enabling cancer. They truly are evil.
October 18th, 2022 at 1:28 PM ^
awesome promotion by a college kid. and what other punter has as much recognizability as he does? good on him!
October 18th, 2022 at 1:38 PM ^
Probably Iowa's punter because he is on the field every fourth or fifth offensive play.
October 18th, 2022 at 1:49 PM ^
There were enough Iowa fans chanting M-V-P the first time that the punter came on the field that it was clearly audible where I was sitting.
I like Brad Robbins, but I’m glad he’s not Michigan’s MVP. :)
October 18th, 2022 at 1:46 PM ^
GREAT POST. Thanks for the info.
October 18th, 2022 at 1:58 PM ^
Shirt purchased. Thank you to OP for the heads up.
October 18th, 2022 at 2:11 PM ^
Done!
October 18th, 2022 at 3:42 PM ^
The mustache has a certain Snidely Whiplash vibe, which I respect, because an evil punter that can create long fields for the other team is an asset.
October 18th, 2022 at 3:52 PM ^
Seems like we should all give $91 if we can.
F liver cancer. Took my old man and grandmother.
October 18th, 2022 at 5:03 PM ^
Oof — my sympathies.
October 18th, 2022 at 3:53 PM ^
I don't get the mustache shaving offer at all? Are there people who want it shaved off?
October 18th, 2022 at 5:06 PM ^
If my math's right, that's about $1K we added just today — spread the word!
October 18th, 2022 at 5:49 PM ^
I was concerned he was considering entering the portal so he could find a team that would get him some reps.