Away Jerseys

I'm not a fan of the yellow swoosh thing, but I'm not as bothered by it on the players as I thought that I would be. If they can stomp on Notre Dame, Penn State, Purdue, Minnesota and Ohio State while wearing them, I will LOVE the new road jerseys.

Thanks to Mike Barwis, you won't be able to see them on the field anyway. There isn't really a meaningful classical description of how fast our players will be moving; you need to take into account special relativity. For example, the classical redshift equations say the players should appear orange when they're receding, when in fact they're in the deep infrared.

for redshift

lolz

buuuuuut, you've got it backwards if they're wearing yellow they would look more red and possibly disappear into IR when receding, the blue parts might sneak into UV when they come right at you mofo.  

The stripe will look awesome on Jamison when prances about the field holding high aloft the head of the QB he just decapitated.

Good thing we're not using pro-set timing routes anymore... the time dilation effect could really wreak havoc. Also, the relativistic mass increase should allow even the tiniest pint-sized scatbacks to bowl over opponent safeties. In fact, if we recruit scatbacks small enough, quantum effects will take over and they'll just tunnel right through the defense. JeremyB and BlueSeoul, I think you're really onto something here.

everyone blinks at the same time, they could expand into a wave function and simultaneously go around the defenders on both sides. Unfortunately this would create of a diffraction pattern of electron sized RB/SB in the endzone... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

God damn, us Michigan fans are a bunch of fucking nerds.

only crappier. also check out Arkansas's new duds when you get a chance. they may look.....familiar.