Any updates on Tate's sling? (3:19 PM CST)

Submitted by Captain Obvious on September 29th, 2009 at 4:18 PM

It's been at least 35 minutes.

September 29th, 2009 at 4:20 PM ^

I can only give you an update on my 'Taint's sling. It's firmly in place, and will remain so until "practice" later today.

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emmekel

September 29th, 2009 at 4:33 PM ^

but isn't that type of stuff illegal in Alabama?

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NickUmich

September 29th, 2009 at 4:21 PM ^

...it is now blue instead of white. I'm worried...how are we supposed to interpret such a dramatic color change? Is he dying?

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Dhani Bowtie

September 29th, 2009 at 4:24 PM ^

The change to blue now means that Tate's arm is GUARDED. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Hsas-chart_with_head…

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NickUmich

September 29th, 2009 at 4:28 PM ^

Nice...is red the goal? Do we want his arm to have a severe chance of committing an act of terrorism at Sparty Stadium? Or would that mean there is a severe chance of terrorists destroying his arm?

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Dhani Bowtie

September 29th, 2009 at 4:34 PM ^

Problem is if the arm goes red it won't be allowed into Sparty stadium...

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formerlyanonymous

September 29th, 2009 at 4:26 PM ^

You're telling me they didn't give him a blue one with a big Michigan block M on it? Wow, now I feel special.

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ToledoGoBlue

September 29th, 2009 at 4:27 PM ^

If his sling went from Blue to white, he is obviously getting better! His mood is moving from being depressed to gaining confidence...a more normal color!! I'm betting he puts his arm in a bright color by tomorrow or Thursday!!

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Shalom Lansky

September 29th, 2009 at 4:30 PM ^

Sorry about this pun, but are you suggesting they now sell "mood slings"?

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Shalom Lansky

September 29th, 2009 at 4:25 PM ^

Does this world contain sufficient cloth of titanium strength to bear the burden of supporting one of Mr. Martin's Hulk-like upper appendages? I realize the likelihood of injury to a limb as powerful as the aforementioned is unlikely, but should it occur, I doubt even U of M's hospital is sufficiently equipped to handle such an undertaking.

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Dhani Bowtie

September 29th, 2009 at 4:26 PM ^

Adamantium dude

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The King of Belch

September 29th, 2009 at 4:26 PM ^

Who say someone on The Quad, and this guy had absolutely no idea who Tate Forcier is! I think we all know what that means: The team is toast. And to think, we could have had Jason Forcier for times like this. Damn you, Michigan graduate school people who decide who gets into Michigan graduate school! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL MICHIGAN GRADUATE SCHOOL DECIDERS TO HELL! gassssspp choke ahhhhh [dies] fin

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ameed

September 29th, 2009 at 5:15 PM ^

WTF? Is someone going around dinging everything this guy says without even reading it? Yeah, we all know his history, but seriously?

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TIMMMAAY

September 29th, 2009 at 7:22 PM ^

I've only negged him once (maybe twice(seriously)), since his resurrection.

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Shalom Lansky

September 29th, 2009 at 4:28 PM ^

When Zoltan broke his leg as a 10 yr. old they had to use an adamantium cast to immobilize his bionic thunder-maker (otherwise known as his leg).* *I have no idea if Zoltan broke his leg as a 10 yr. old.

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MLAWyer

September 29th, 2009 at 4:45 PM ^

I imagine this break resulted in some sort of super punting power (similar to the movie Rookie of the Year).

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BaltimoreWolverines

September 29th, 2009 at 5:54 PM ^

Impossible, the movie Unbreakable was based off of Zoltan.

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Shalom Lansky

September 29th, 2009 at 4:50 PM ^

Oops, took too long typing it up, you beat me to it.

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Don

September 29th, 2009 at 5:18 PM ^

If it was good enough for Kirk Ferentz it's good enough for Tate.

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Keeeeurt

September 29th, 2009 at 5:40 PM ^

I can say that tate did have a fancy blue one with an M on it this morning. Since he's now in a white one, the sky is longer falling and Tressel won't be elected president and Zoltan will. Everything is o.k.

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