First Go at Scheduling a 12-Team Conference
Since we're getting close to a consensus on what the board generally wants to see in a 12-team Big Ten schedule, I went ahead and made one up:
The Rules:
- North/South Division (a brilliant idea from Seth 9)
- 9 Conference Games
- Each team plays in-division opponents once per year
- Each team has one cross-divisional rival they play once per year
- Every team plays three more games against a rotation of the five remaining cross-divisional opponents
- The cross-divisional opponents rotate by 2 teams every 2 years (never more than 2 seasons without playing an opponent, and it evens out over a 10-year cycle)
Cross-Divisional Rivals
- Michigan/Ohio St
- Mich St/Indiana
- Wisconsin/Pitt
- Minnesota/Penn St
- Northwestern/Illinois
- Iowa/Purdue
That leaves some combination of Iowa and Wisconsin with Purdue and Pitt. I figure if Pitt's joining the conference, let them pick which one they want.
One thing I like about this division is the competitive balance, e.g., Northwestern and Indiana are split up. The North is a bit deeper but the South has two monsters.
It has symmetry of rivalries. It has relatively balanced schedules.
And we all play each other often enough to still think of ourselves as a close-knit group. The key is the 9th conference game. In case you're wondering, here's a table of the teams left off Michigan's schedule from 2011 through 2020:
2011-12 | 2013-14 | 2015-16 | 2017-18 | 2019-20 |
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Illini | Indiana | PSU | Purdue | Pitt |
Purdue | Pitt | Illini | Indiana | PSU |
Names:
I'm sick of sterile divisional names. I guess it comes from being an old NHL fan, but I'm a big believer in cool names for conferences.
Lakes Division: Michigan, MSU, Iowa, Wis, Minn, NW
River Division: Ohio St, Penn St, Indiana, Purdue, Pitt, Illinois
Get it? Great Lakes/Ohio River. But it's purposely left ambiguous since, like, Iowa doesn't really touch a Great Lake (but it has lots of lakes -- we'll just tell Iowa it's 'cause we all have lots of lakes, deal?)
Ambiguous or not, it's at least feint toward our footprint's geography other than cardinal directions (lame!), and pretty easy to remember.
These are not my dream names. My dream names would be Schembechler and Hayes Divisions. Or Algonquin and Iroquois. Or if you really wanna be clever, then howabout:
Vowel Shift Six and the Barn-Burning Division
Because most of Lower Michigan, Chicagoland, Minnesota, Iowa and Wisconsin have all picked up the Northern Cities Vowel Shift:
(Put two fingers in the corners of your mouth and say a short-a, as in "accent." Did your corners move away from each other horizontally? If so, you have the accent. If your lips moved vertically, you don't).
And it just so happens that the footprint for this dialect includes Michigan, Michigan State, Wisconsin, Iowa, Minnesota and Northwestern, but no other Big Ten Schools (it's in St. Louis and vicinity too, but not Champaign). The isogloss (i.e. border) for our short-a is roughly the same line that separates our divisions. Surely something can be done with this?
As for "Barn Burner" (meaning a great game) -- it's an old Hoosier term that has made its way through the Ohio River valley. Again, it's something that, among Big Ten teams, the southern half could call its own.
As for the conference itself, the problem with changing the name isn't just branding: it has to do with the conference's non-profit status. Yes, it's possible to put the forms back in, but from my limited understand, having gone through the process on a much smaller scale, you end up triggering a bunch of post-1990 grandfather clauses that I'm guessing the Big Ten currently enjoys.
Also, if we go to 12, there's already a 12-team conference.
Of course, it's branding too, especially for the Big Ten Network. But let's say we finally decide that the most academically prestigious BCS conference shouldn't itself be a misnomer, what should we call this collection? Ideas:
- The Big Athletic Conference
- The Big Midwest (The "Midwest Conference" is already taken
- The Intercollegiate Conference of Faculty Representatives (its official name until 1987)
- The Odawa Conference
- The Big Ten and Then Some
- The Lakers' Dozen
- The Bigger 12
- The Big1T2EN
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Don't get me wrong, I think that D1AA schools should be banished from all Big Ten schedules. However, I also think that there's nothing wrong with playing a MAC team or two before you get into your conference schedule. I just don't want to see the incentive reduced to play a good OOC game by adding another conference game.You missed the whole point of that list of teams I provided. It's not that they're D-IAA (many of them were MAC, one was ACC). Those were the LAST TEAMS SCHEDULED BY BIG TEN TEAMS. Most of those games were played right smack in the middle of the Big Ten season. Most were the result of last-minute scrounging. The point is this: unless you're Indiana (and can thus sell yourself as a sacrificial lamb) the USCs and Notre Dames are all scheduled long in advance. The MAC nummy nums to begin the season are also scheduled at least a year in advance, and many of these games are protected by state rivalries. If there's an extra conference game, it will replace the last OOC game scheduled, i.e. the last-minute Baby Seal U's. Obviously, an 8-game conference schedule isn't convincing Big Ten teams to schedule fantastic 4th OOC games right now. Yet with plenty of incentive to play crappy teams (thank you BCS), the top of the conference is scheduling good non-conference games. They're doing it for national exposure, and for rivalries, and for money, and for cred, and for the fans. Those reasons don't change with a 9th conference game. There is zero evidence that a 9th conference game will make Big Ten teams stop scheduling top-tier non-conference games. Michigan and Michigan State and Purdue are locked into deals to play Notre Dame every year even if we had 11 conference games. Ohio State has been actively seeking games with Texas, USC, et al. Still don't believe me? Well, as you pointed out, the Pac Ten already plays 9 conference games. Let's see what the OOC spate looked like for them this year:
- Zona: Central Mich, N. Arizona, Iowa
- Arizona St: Idaho St, LA-Monroe, Georgia
- Cal: Maryland, E. Washington, Minnesota
- Oregon: Boise State, Purdue, Utah
- Oregon St: Portland State, UNLV, Cincy
- Stanford: Wake Forest, San Jose St, Notre Dame
- UCLA: SD State, Tennessee, Kansas State
- USC: San Jose St, Ohio St, Notre Dame
- Washington: LSU, Idaho, Notre Dame
- Washington St: Hawaii, SMU, Notre Dame
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Big apologies to site guys:
When you use LiveWriter to update old posts, it changes the posting date to today.
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