Unverified Voracity Demands To See The Cheesekeeper Comment Count

Brian

Same as it ever was. Nothing changes.

The king stay the king. Harbaugh twitter will always be delightful.

If you do not listen to this song, this whole song, he will find you.

The equivalent Harbaugh story here is doing pushups with mom at 3 AM. De'Veon Smith was on Inside Michigan Football last night, and said things that make you… uh… notice a contrast between recent Michigan coaching staffs. For one:

"Coach Hoke was a great coach, he meant a lot to me," Smith said. "He came over to my house one day and literally just fell asleep on the couch."

I hope this was unannounced. De'Veon Smith comes home finds that one of his windows is broken. Inside, Brady Hoke is splayed out on the couch covered in cheeto dust and pinecones. Smith ventures a poke in an attempt to wake Hoke up; Hoke mutters "I am the cheesemaster" and rolls over, inert. There he stays for the winter. When he awakes he demands to see the "cheesekeeper" and runs into the forest.

For two:

"I guess until this year I wasn't really taught properly how to pass protect and what are my keys exactly," Smith said. "And (running backs) coach (Tyrone) Wheatley is instilling that into in all the running backs.

"In previous years, we tried to cut-block somebody. We weren't aiming at the right spot to cut down somebody and now coach Wheatley has taught us to get up on them and get low on them whenever we have to cut them. All the coaching points are definitely the main difference from this offense and last year's offense."

Smith has been excellent in pass protection this year. Michigan ran a couple of smash combos in the Rutgers game in which he was tasked with cutting an unblocked DE and did it with aplomb.

Mizzou chaos. Mizzou's president resigned, their chancellor also got booted, and because the football team decided they'd join the protest several people are poking me to talk about it. So here we go. Hold on to your butts.

  • If you don't understand what's going on, Bill Connelly's explainer is the best that I've found. I still fail to grasp why a few unrelated racial incidents—one of which saw the perpetrator expelled—blew up like it has, but the impression given off by the Connelly piece is that the upper echelons of Mizzou were taken over by Brandon types with an eye on the bottom line and the incorrect assumption that they had infinite political power. Yanking grad student (read: teacher) health insurance the day before classes is a Total Brandon Move. The inciting incidents here were a spark in a dry forest, to borrow Mark Bernstein's analogy.
  • The football team joining the protest promises to be a watershed moment. The president was likely on his way out anyway, but for the axe to fall so quickly after the football team announced a boycott indicates the latent power athletes have. Mizzou was about to get hit very hard financially because the football team simply decide to not do stuff. That is power.
  • This is still far away from the dread strike-for-money that will happen in the next decade, probably at the Final Four. The climate on the Mizzou campus during a campus-wide protest the aftermath of Ferguson is going to be a lot different than the climate if a team says it simply wants a piece of the pie. Whatever team does that is going to get it from both barrels nationwide. Mizzou's football team has largely been praised by non-ideological* media.
  • Gary Pinkel trying to walk it back afterwards by saying it was about nothing other than the health and well-being of the student on a hunger strike is disappointing. If you're going to do it, do it. That's some phony PR right there.

The merits of the protest, its interpretation of what the First Amendment means,  and the larger campus climate nationwide are outside the scope of this blog until such time as Michigan gets stuck in a similar morass. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

*[yes yes all media is ideological especially that newspaper or that website here's a cookie]

Okay, Bill Plaschke. I'd link Drew Sharp if he was talking to Keith Jackson.

It is a voice still so memorable, people still call his home and hang up just to hear his greeting.

"If you're calling the Jacksons, you have succeeded," the voice says. "Help yourself."

I don't think that's how it works. The idea of a medical redshirt for Mario Ojemudia came up again:

Elsewhere, Harbaugh said Monday that the team is still in the process of appealing for an extra year of eligibility for injured senior buck linebacker Mario Ojemudia. The 6-foot-2, 252-pounder suffered season-ending Achilles tendon injury during the second half of the team's fifth game of the year -- a 28-0 win at Maryland.

Per the NCAA rulebook, medical hardship waivers (also known as medical redshirt years) can only be obtained (in a team sport) if three separate conditions are met. The injury must occur during one of the player's four seasons of eligibility, the injury has to have taken place prior to the second half of the player's season and the player has not participated in more than three contests (or 30 percent) of his or her season.

Ojemudia appeared in five games, which is obviously more than three/30 percent. Still, Harbaugh said the process of an appeal is still ongoing.

"There's an appeal process," Harbaugh said. "It's a process."

I assume this will get shot down because the NCAA has been very strict about keeping that rule intact, especially since they moved from 25% to 30% a few years back. I'd be really surprised if Michigan wins here.

Kickering, evaluated. SBN Auburn blog College & Magnolia piles field goal attempts from the last decade into a couple of graphs in an effort to evaluate kickers by the worth of their kickery. Average point value by distance:

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Surprised a 50 yarder is a 50/50 proposition but I guess they don't throw you out there if you obviously can't make it.

Gets choppy at the end there for obvious reasons. C&M assigns points relative to expectation for the nation's kickers and finds Kenny Allen in a tie for 40th. That's about right since he's mostly hit mostly short field goals.

There are a couple of problems with this approach, It tends to give guys who don't have a big leg a pass for not attempting long field goals and it might underrate guys who end up with a lot of limited-upside chip shots relative to equivalent kickers who get more valuable attempts.

But it's a good first approximation, and Allen is about what we've seen: above average and not outstanding. FWIW, OSU currently is 116th. Jack Willoughby is 7/11 on the year and hasn't hit one from 40+. Just something to keep an eye on.

Smart Football back. Chris Brown has revived his blog until such time as someone else snaps him up. He talks packaged plays and how defenses are adapting to them:

In the below clip, Mariota is reading the backside inside linebacker — who is unblocked as the backside tackle is blocking out on the defensive end — to decide whether to hand off on an inside run or throw a slant into what should be a vacated area.

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Yet even though the linebacker steps up for the run — and thus Mariota’s read takes him to the slant — the nickel defensive back had been reading Mariota’s eyes the entire time and he simply steps in front of the slant for a too-easy pick-six.

Does this mean defenses have figured these plays out? Not even close; one of the many reasons Whisenhunt got fired was because he had only superficially begun integrating these plays into his offense, rather than truly understanding how they fit together. But I’ve seen other examples of plays like this so far this year, and it’s evidence that defenses are catching up. That, of course, shouldn’t be a surprise. In football, nothing stays easy for long.

The Borges-Denard parallels are obvious.

Michigan hasn't had a ton of trouble with packaged plays this year since they tend to play a lot of man, FWIW.

Etc.: List of top uniforms has Michigan #1, Oregon #2, which is kind of an amazing list. Leaders have leadership. Dedicating Yost Field House. The Slippery Rock story. The dumbest game theory decision ever. Probably literally. LeMoyne things. Harbaugh's got it all.

Comments

Erik_in_Dayton

November 10th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^

We can make educated guesses about what was happening at Missouri based on things that have happened at other institutions, but each school has its own specific history.  I don't see how it's fair to expect Brian to have much knowledge of what has specifically happened at Missouri.  Missouri is not Illinois is not Indiana is not Michigan, etc. 

EDIT: LJ made my point.

bronxblue

November 10th, 2015 at 2:01 PM ^

Hoke actually falling asleep on the couch vs. breaking in like a sleepy bear are both awesome stories, I'm fine if the latter is fake.

As for the Mizzou stuff, it's not much of a surprise; my guess is the football team taking a stand had as much to do with it being a prominent collection of POC speaking out as the money issue, since it sounded like the President was leaving anyway.  Still, I commend the student-athletes for standing up for what they believe in and for doing so with the character and professionalism you hope everyone displays in situations like this.  As for players walking out for pay, I don't think it'll happen at a Final Four but maybe a major bowl game; you only need a half-dozen big names to take a stand for the whole thing to be relevant, and while pro basketball has the NBAPA story, that had as much to do with racism and ownership as anything else; I can't imagine a college coach/AD would berate players for not going out there a la Varsity Blues.

Yard Dog

November 10th, 2015 at 3:11 PM ^

Should have thrown to the backside guy.  It would have been helpful if the backside guy was actually running a post too.  He just ran down in front of the DB.

ca_prophet

November 10th, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^

Is that the coaches backed them up immediately and publicly. No waffling; the elephant in the room was not ignored. I have to think that if the coaches had instead said something along the lines of "if they miss practice or the game, they lose their scholarships" this might have dragged out a bit if not blown up further. As to future implications, if a team goes on strike for better working conditions (money, medical care, etc.) with the support of their coaches, I'll be amazed. In general, coaches enjoy an outsized share of the pie compared to the players, and history suggests that if that pie is redistributed, it will come at the expense of non-elite coaches first and not the schools, NCAA, or conferences. It would take a Harbaugh or Saban backing the players to have that same impact, I think - look at Fitzgerald at Northwestern during the quest to unionize.

Blue Balls Afire

November 10th, 2015 at 6:13 PM ^

What's to distinguish Top Ten Uniforms from Top Ten Worst Uniforms then?  My list of Top Ten Worst Uniforms:

1. OSU home

2. OSU away

3. White Sox shorts

4. OSU any team, any sport

5. Vancouver Canucks candy corn

6. Houston Astros circa orange horizontal stripes

7. San Diego Padres halloween 1984

8. Current Adidas skid-mark BB unis

9. NY Islanders Gorton fishermen

10. OSU alternates

kb

November 10th, 2015 at 6:52 PM ^

of people who believe that their feelings and beliefs are paramount, and to complain or protest when they are infringed upon. The Missouri situation is weak. Somebody gets upset because **gasp** a couple random people said something offensive. I bet they wouldn't put forth one ounce of effort to protest the 173 black on black killings in the St Louis area due primarily to drugs and gang violence.

Michigan4Harbaugh

November 10th, 2015 at 11:00 PM ^

I can just picture a red-eyed Harbaugh sitting at his desk at 2AM, eating a $2.00 steak, drinking a gallon of vitamin D milk, blasting The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at high volumes, while pouring over a boatload of game film