The MGoStore has gotten a little bloated.

Like: oh right they have a metaphor for fall practice closelippedness. Or remember that time Harbaugh said something about jive turkeys? Or vitamins? Or hugs? Or rivers? We even have a shirt that says he wears pants, and another from when he didn't wear a shirt and one from beating Minnesota with a goal line stand.

We have a shirt about not wearing shirts.

The only way to get a handle on this is to wipe the store and start fresh. In a week I'm going to remove just about every one of our old shirts forever. Yes, "Worst State Ever" is sticking around, but if you want a Wurst State Ever better do it now. No more LFG or F Yo Couch or Win the Game or Ann Arbor Torch & Pitchfork or Muppets or the shirt from my favorite softball year. Goodbye Train, and Quit Drinking & Go to Bed, and We Had Subs It Was Crazy, and It Happened and the people who were so certain it wouldn't. No more Lloyd, no more Dudes, no more Hart, or Chicks Dig Scars, or Brady Hoke's Pet Viking or Sauce Castillo. Even the various Ufer quotes, and my all-time favorite, the Penn State Excuses shirt, are going away forever.

And that's how it's going to be from now on: When a joke has run its course, the shirt comes down, maybe reappearing for Kickstarter backers or something down the line, probably just gone for good.

So…if there's anything currently in the MGoStore you want for this season, or like, ever: order it this week! We'll even throw in free domestic shipping if you use  this code:

SEASON19

And if not, take your last screenshots of the memes had together. Go through the collection to remember the moments,

and to MIKE

to drink your milk.

..that it's a free country:

…but that it can always be better.

And can sometimes be great.