BREAKING NEWS: Report DB sought advice from Paul during CC search.
Paul the Octopus that is!
By big money he must of meant breaking out the big money in order to pay for Paul the Octopus to pick between Les and Brady. He must have figured since Paul was so accurate in picking the winners for the World Cup that of course he'd be able to pick a winning coach for Michigan. After Harbaugh bolted to the NFL DB was forced to decide between Les and BH, so what better way to decide than this.
January 15th, 2011 at 2:34 PM ^
DB can raise the dead.
January 15th, 2011 at 2:56 PM ^
If DB can clone Roh, then he can do anything.
January 15th, 2011 at 7:11 PM ^
This is how DB handles all of his big Domino's business... Also, I swear he once delivered me my pizza. Man of the people.
January 15th, 2011 at 7:16 PM ^
Is very telling.
January 15th, 2011 at 2:36 PM ^
Sorry to break the news during your breaking news:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus
I just had him for dinner last night...
January 15th, 2011 at 2:52 PM ^
The octopus died in October. Ol' Paul isn't sitting too well in the large intestine right now. He might have been a little "past his prime"...if you know what I mean.
January 15th, 2011 at 3:52 PM ^
Weren't a chemistry major, huh?
January 15th, 2011 at 4:10 PM ^
Unless they mentioned the difference between squids and octopus' during orgo 1 then I think you meant to ask if he was a Bio major? Just curious. Not sure what arrow pushing, quantum mechanics, and titrations have to do with squids.
January 15th, 2011 at 4:16 PM ^
Sigh. I thought the "/s" was implied but alas, there's always a guy who'll be that guy. Yes, I know the difference between chemistry and biology.
January 15th, 2011 at 4:22 PM ^
Dam I usually catch onto sarcasm. First time for everything, I'll neg myself. I hope we can still be best of buds yo.
January 15th, 2011 at 5:24 PM ^
I gave it back to you because I didn't catch the sarcasm either.
January 15th, 2011 at 2:41 PM ^
For a horrible moment, I thought this was going to be "The Apostle Paul", but then I realized that getting advice from Paul The Octopus would be just as well in a coaching search.....
Actually, I thought perhaps the Board Of Regents had consulted a Ouija board.
January 15th, 2011 at 2:55 PM ^
...Nothing good has ever come from prayer and/or quiet reflection. You nailed it! Man, isn't insulting the faiths of others AWESOME!?!
January 15th, 2011 at 3:05 PM ^
Short answer, "No, with a but"
Long Answer, "Yes, with an if"
It rather depends on how much you-know-what you're going to give me.....
January 15th, 2011 at 2:48 PM ^
A number of Paul possibilities occurred to me prior to opening the thread...
For divine intervention...
Because Ringo was unavailable...
took the temperature with re dreads
and obviously Paul Phoenix
January 15th, 2011 at 3:06 PM ^
Didn't know he liked american football.
January 15th, 2011 at 4:00 PM ^
We have some pretty good luck with those in Ann Arbor. That might have been it.