Lions/NFL Open Thread
Lions vs Bills today. Dare I say Lions are starting a 2 game winning streak?
Also, fuck the Jaguars.
Maps:
Fox:
Minnesota @ Chicago – RED
Carolina @ Tampa Bay – BLUE
Detroit @ Buffalo – GREEN
Areas in GREY will not receive a game due to NFL rules.
CBS
NY Jets @ Cleveland - RED
Cincinnati @ Indianapolis – BLUE
Tennessee @ Miami – GREEN
Houston @ Jacksonville – ORANGE
LATE: Kansas City @ Denver - YELLOW
November 14th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^
McCoy led the Browns to a TD to tie it up late.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^
The more I watch Shaun Hill the more I'm convinced he has a rare disease where his field of vision goes completely dark beyond 8 yards. I'm just going to keep telling myself that the next time he throws a 5-yard dump off on 3rd and 10.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
are worse than Pennington as far as velocity goes
November 14th, 2010 at 4:04 PM ^
Jags win.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:40 PM ^
Re: Texans ending
Message:
Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!
And pussyflap shitbubble queef-eating shiteared catfucker? Oh, fuck. Fuck him with a claw hammer. Fuck all of the fucking fucks. Come dumpster fatassed molebrained bitch ass assbitch shitface pissbrained assqueen. Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party.
Fuck.
Oh, this. Horrified jumping Jesus shooting propane tears through a dick-shaped flamethrower. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park. Skullfucking poodleburning motherdamn fuckalongs. Shitsmelling catballs. Donkeysucking titslaps on turd-flavored flapjacks. Cleveland Steamer discount vacation whorecunted ballwashing Santorum sandwich-eating needledick sodomy turdcutter.
Fuck.
In summary:
--Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.
--Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.
--Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.
ps. Fuck.
[Compliments: Orson]
November 14th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
Leave the condors out of it.
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<br>(But that is definitely the "winner" of worst way to lose today. Not even the Browns come close).
November 14th, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
"Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park."
Soooooooooo pissed I didn't work this into my wedding vows.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:05 PM ^
Just blew back to back catches, the latter could have gone for a TD. Alligator arms.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
and have a false start. Coming out of the two minute warning, they threw a dump to Best.
Not good and pretty typical
November 14th, 2010 at 4:10 PM ^
i cannot fucking believe it
November 14th, 2010 at 4:11 PM ^
hill throws the damn ball out of the damn endzone on the 2 pt conversion chance....wow,
November 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^
They covered again....
November 14th, 2010 at 4:22 PM ^
is a big enough degenerate to bet on Lions-Bills.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:12 PM ^
Always lose but give you a reason to come back next week.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
Unbelievable. How the heck does Hill not even give any receiver a chance at the ball on that? What a woeful friggin team. Woeful coaching staff, even more so.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^
First overall pick, come on down!
They seriously find a new way to lose every week. I can't believe Hill didn't at least try to make some kind of play there on that 2pt try.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^
...honorable society, say the Shogun era in Japan, the Lions would commit mass seppuku in shame over today's shameful display.
Absolutely putrid.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:23 PM ^
God I cannot stand Dominic Raiola. Every week in the newspapers he opens his stupid flap to say "oh this loss REALLY hurts, it hurts way worse than all the other losses, I hate losing, blah blah blah" and who is it false-starting on 4th and 1? Fucking Raiola. Yes, the Lions converted, but that's still shitty, shitty leadership from a guy who's supposed to be this veteran. I can't wait til the Lions get a new center. The brass thinking he's quality NFL talent is exactly what's wrong with this team.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:45 PM ^
The guy is a complete joke on the field, and the first to flap his gums to the media.
I seem to remember he took multiple drive-killing penalties last week against the Jets and I'm sure those helped Rex Ryan and his fat mouth escape with the win.
November 14th, 2010 at 8:03 PM ^
Raiola has three (3) false start penalties in the last 2 weeks. As a center. Why is he still on this team?
November 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM ^
Linehan can't call run on the first two downs. During this drive he did call a run, just to keep balance in the attack.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:34 PM ^
It's ok guys Stephen Peterman got the over on his penalties against for the game.....good lord he sucks.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:34 PM ^
Only about 1:30 left in the OT, when's the last time teams have tied in the NFL?
November 14th, 2010 at 4:36 PM ^
A couple years ago. The Eagles and the Bengals. McNabb didn't know that games could be tied. Not sure what year...
November 14th, 2010 at 4:39 PM ^
Thought it was longer than that, but it looks like Cleveland gave the Jets a chance to kick the FG to win it.
Edit: Forget that, Sanchez hits Homes for a TD on the first play after the punt. J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
November 14th, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
It was 2008. But before that it was a long break without one, I think. I believe it involved the Browns, too.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:36 PM ^
November 14th, 2010 at 4:42 PM ^
Haha Cleveland. Hate to see Holmes get the GW TD, but it's still nice.
November 14th, 2010 at 4:53 PM ^
to the Lions thread each Sunday to get my preview of TWIS. Good stuff.
November 14th, 2010 at 6:36 PM ^
I definitely don't like Dallas, but Kitna is good people, and I always like seeing good people do well. Love how he put himself at risk trying to block Chris Canty...that's the kind of guy I'd love to have as a teammate in any sport.
November 14th, 2010 at 6:50 PM ^
Sounds like Henne is out for the rest of the year with a knee injury. Chad Pennington also hurt his shoulder again, so the Dolphins have some big problems. Get well Chad(s).
November 14th, 2010 at 7:08 PM ^
Arrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! Me sad panda. Get well soon, Henne.
November 14th, 2010 at 10:36 PM ^
I guess I am just full of bad news for former Michigan guys on Miami. Jake Long also hurt his shoulder, and may miss the next game against Chicago. Not really sure how severe it is though.
November 14th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
Get well soon, too, Jake.
November 14th, 2010 at 8:16 PM ^
Well, it seems like the Dallas Cowboys should fire Wade Phillips every week.
November 14th, 2010 at 8:52 PM ^
Alive and well and sacking Big Ben!!!
Oh, and Brady already made a TD. But we're used to seeing him.
November 14th, 2010 at 9:39 PM ^
So tall and skinny on the line. Looks to be having a good game so far.
November 14th, 2010 at 11:07 PM ^
FIRE SCWARTZ.