Stay classy, Buckeye fans.....
http://columbus.craigslist.org/tix/1910402803.html
August 26th, 2010 at 1:38 PM ^
This was a helluva laugh. I love this caveat:
"I've attached a photo of myself so you don't think I'm some creepy old man!"
I don't think this guy's definition of "creepy old man" is the same as everyone else's definition
August 26th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^
Is that a stuffed panther in the back window?
August 26th, 2010 at 1:39 PM ^
his creative use of capitalization. HUMMER, TRADE, GOOD, IE. Very necessary.
August 26th, 2010 at 2:22 PM ^
EXT. - DUBLIN, OHIO - DAY
A SHORT, INSECURE MAN IS RECORDING VIDEO OF A WOMAN IN A BIKINI WASHING HIS CAR IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX PARKING LOT
"It applies the Armor All in a clockwise motion. Yeah that's good. Oh yeah... CAREFUL! Don't get any on the rims you stupid bit... OK just forget it. Goddammit, let's just move on to the vanity plate. OK nice and soapy. It traces the letters... (/whispers - Ay.. that's nice... ell.. Pee... H... eMm.. Ay... ell.. yeah, that's right..) What?.. No it doesn't say Alf Mall! It says ALPHA MALE! I'm the Alpha Male! Look, just shut up and wash. You want these tickets or not? OK, next we're gonna do the back window but don't go near the Calvin peeing sticker. The scUM M is starting to come off. Huh? Of COURSE with the sponge. What did you think you were just gonna hose it off?"
FADE OUT
SCENE
August 26th, 2010 at 3:02 PM ^
You know there's some redneck rocker-type begging his wife and/or daughter to do it for him. "C'mon, hun, I'll take you ta see the 'Merican Eyedul tour next summer!"
August 26th, 2010 at 3:10 PM ^
Wasn't this dude on 'to catch a predator'?
August 26th, 2010 at 3:17 PM ^
So I sent a screen shot of this ad over to my co-worker (an OSU grad) and he replies with this.
"HAHA i know that guy. His name is Billy, total doucher."
He actually knows the guy! With the name "Billy" no wonder he's a creeper.
August 26th, 2010 at 3:19 PM ^
Trigger happy with the save button.
August 26th, 2010 at 3:19 PM ^
Move along nothing to see here
August 26th, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
WHOA.. server timed out on me
August 26th, 2010 at 3:19 PM ^
Quadruple post, huh? We have a new record!
August 26th, 2010 at 3:25 PM ^
hahaha this is awsome someone should make a sign of this guy for the OSU game and try to get on tv somehow.