Terrible Joke Snowflake Thread
Please stop. You're not funny. Even if you're poking fun at the others, you're adding to the problem. Shut up.
That said, post em here and you might get a laugh or two. There's a place for this bullcrap. Let's concentrate that place in one post.
Edit: for any newcomers, this was a response to several thousand completely unique and clever since-deleted threads with "DCC: [stupid joke]" as the title. If you have a hilarious new twist on this concept, post it here.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:22 PM ^
Like replying all to that company-wide email thread, this doesn't really help either.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^
Disagree. It's more like creating a different email where the hilarious comedians can let their jokes run wild without bombing the listserv
Edit: also seems like it worked so whatever. Salve for my butthurt.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:48 PM ^
Cool beans
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:22 PM ^
Dude stop clogging up the site with these snowflake threads.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
YOU JUST ADDED TO THE PROBLEM, MAN
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
I was dead serious about John Harbaugh. I swear to God.
Give me reasons why he wouldn't come here if and only if he does not stick with the Ravens besides THEY'LL PAY ALL THE MONIES!
Michigan is greater than money, as well knew and saw in December of last year.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:24 PM ^
I like you WD but you're insane
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:33 PM ^
I realize it's probably a longshot to most, but if there's no good NFL jobs out there.......?
Vic Fangio wasn't a head coach in the NFL but he did the same thing.
It's definitely unheard of, but this is a special circumstance. It's his brother, it's Ann Arbor, it's Michigan.
Neg away, but many of you did the same to me a year ago when I was saying all 2014 season that Jim Harbaugh would come here over the NFL.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
John didn't play here. John was a STC not a DC. Even if it were plausible, why would we want this? Just because he's an NFL coach? Would you also want a big-name NFL DC to come coach the offense? Hiring a guy who hasn't been a DC would be as much a gamble as hiring a position coach, and would be much more expensive in his case.
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:07 PM ^
Tis better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:26 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:57 PM ^
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WII
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
Because Jim Harbaugh coming here was a once in a blue moon occurence?
Because John Harbaugh doesn't have the same connection to Michigan that Jim does?
Because Jim went from being a succesful NFL head caoch to a college head coach, not a succesful NFL head coach to a college DC?
Because John Harbaugh hasn't coached in college for almost 20 years and probably doesn't want to come back to college like Jim dd?
Because any NFL head coaching job would pay exponentially more than DC at Michigan?
Because if John is fired, he'd be every NFL team's #1 choice?
Because he won't be fired?
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
Yeah, you're right.
Way to stomp on my dreams, guys.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:35 PM ^
You really think an NFL head coach wants to be demoted to coach under his brother?
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:43 PM ^
dumbest post of the year is every one of mine. don't get it twisted, bitch.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
The site is also starting to lag. They may need to think about shutting down new threads for like half an hour or something
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:03 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
You mean DEEZ NUTZ?
That posted over and over has been the board today.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
It really is embarassing. Get this shit off the board
December 2nd, 2015 at 6:40 PM ^
Good thing I know that now... not sure why no one pointed that out previously.
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December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:25 PM ^
There you go! get em all out there man
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:24 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:25 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 3:35 PM ^
Thanks for the input.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:42 PM ^
Why are you beating on a camel? PETA will not be happy with this gif!
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:24 PM ^
Who's there?
King Tut
King Tut Who?
King Tut-key fried chicken.
/bad joke'd
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December 2nd, 2015 at 3:40 PM ^
when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
December 2nd, 2015 at 5:15 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 7:09 PM ^
that couldn't mend straight?
(get it?)
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:25 PM ^
RE:RE:RE:RE: PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:25 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:27 PM ^
Fickell joins Michigan to get even with tOSU for demoting him after only one subpar season.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:27 PM ^
Kevin's butt hurt. We ruined his Wednesday internet time.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
Admittedly, I am butthurt. Admittedly, you ruined my internet time. Yep. That's the point. I had more faith in this Board and I'm disappointed.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:32 PM ^
when he sees us all acting like this? We'll never be left home alone again! Seven years of college down the drain...
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:39 PM ^
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