November 27th, 2013 at 11:56 AM ^
AFLAC AFLAC AFLAC! AFLAC AFLAC *AFLAC*!
November 27th, 2013 at 12:06 PM ^
"Gentlemen: The school from Ohio will be bringing fans of a certain bottom-dwelling type to our House. They will include fathers and sons wearing matching sets of buckeye nut necklaces. It is our job to defeat their team and make these goobers cry piterously. . . .pisseously. . . .pattyeously. . . .oh, never mind. MAKE 'EM CRY LIKE HELL!"
November 27th, 2013 at 1:20 PM ^
If Hoke comes out as Jack Burton Kurt Russell and not Stuntman Mike Kurt Russell, then we be in business.
November 27th, 2013 at 3:21 PM ^
jack burton isn't going to help these boys. they need to bring in lo pan.
November 27th, 2013 at 2:53 PM ^
I would pay money to hear Hoke yell "THATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNIN AND LOSING!"
November 27th, 2013 at 2:54 PM ^
But seriously, "The Team" should just be played on repeat until every player has it memorized.
November 28th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^